//------------------------------// // Ch.11: The Dark Within the Light. // Story: Baaad Future // by trahzo //------------------------------// The Woodlands...let me just say this, I'd rather not be a recluse, also these unicorns are basically Donald Trump because they allow only white unicorns, ones with different colors get shunned! What jerks! "*Groan*...why my home?" Oleander complained. "What's wrong with the Woodlands?" Spike asked. "Well, you see kid...the unicorns here don't particularly like Oli here." Fred replied. "And why is that darling?" Rarity then asked. "Because I'm trying to prove that dark magic can be used for good." "Now that you mention it, I did see you use spells that looked like dark magic." Twilight said. "But if you're trying to prove that not all dark magic is bad, I'll stick beside you, because I've got a few dark spells of my own." "Get outta here, really?" "It's true, her teacher taught her a spell where her eyes glow this freaky green and leaks red and black energy from her eyes." Spike replied. "Wicked!" Said Fred. "I know, it's pretty cool." "Stop right there!" came a squeaky voice. "...Are you a giant talking gerbil in armor?" "Correct, I am General Mr.Gerbad!" "More like bad name." Spike joked. "Oh, burn!" Said Oleander. "Yeah and also, you have the most unthreatening voice ever...a fairy would have a more threatening voice than you Alvin and Chipmunks ripoff!" "You tell him Spike!" Oleander added. "Yeah and...I expected a person with a name like Gerbad to be a badger, it makes more sense than Hamtaro's lesser cousins!" "They guy is hilarious, you should so date him." Said Fred. "Fred, unless he stands up for me against. the High Priestest and everyone else here in the Sacred Grove, I don't think he has a chance with me." "You'd be a fitting pet for Fred Figglehorn, both of you have such annoying voices." "Sh..shut-up! Alright troops and armored bears, go get them! Also, don't try to use your magic, this armor protects us from light magic!It's not like any of you have dark magic, it just wouldn't fit heroines." "...*snicker*..." "What are you laughing abou...oof! Wait, you have dark magic?! I'm getting outta here a retreating to the church! Lieutenants, take care of them for me!" "Yeah boss man!" "And don't call me boss man! Call me awesome boss!" "No." "Dammit!" "Okay, so we're taking on squad 5 right off the bat." Spike said. "Roll Call!" Announced the middle silhouette. "Dark Red!" "Navy!" "Bronze!" "Warring Sentai: Lieutenant Ranger! Squad V!" Then they posed, which caused explosions behind them! Unfortunately their troops were caught in the explosion. "...Oh, that was entirely our bad!" Said Bronze. "Don't worry, unless the General and Alpha Predator go down, we got minions to spare!" Dark Red assured. Then Navy got hit in the head by a ball of fire that was charged up by dark magic! "Taste this! Crimson Lightning!" Then bolts of electricity shot out from Dark Red's sword. "Fred!" "Raise the shields!" Fred joked. "Now have the shield chase after that guy and explode!" Then the magic force field got a snister face and hovered after Dark Red! "Aqua Blade! Aqua Gun!" Said Navy. "Combine into...Aqua gunsword! Now fire!" Then Navy shot his sword out of his gun! Spike dodged it. "Ah, gunsword...unimpressive!" "So...Dark Red has lightning and Navy has water, since you're brown, or rather, bronze, you can use earth?" Twilight guessed. "NO! I HAVE THE POWER OF SHIIIIIIIT!" "Excuse me?" Twilight then dodged a solid poop thrown at her! Then bronze turned around. "Poozooka!" *fart!* Twilight then dodged a huge ball of poo, and also gagged a lot from the smell! "Pee yew! Why'd we have to have that kind of villain here?" Said Fred. "Geez, of all things, why?" Spike complained before getting decked by Navy! Twilight then flew up to avoid Bronze's wrath, because the smell was just too unbearable, but then she had an idea. "Hey shit face! Betcha can't hit me!" "Watch me!" "(That's it...build up the collective gas! Oh-man, this will suck!)" Twilight thought. "Man, I am glad we're wearing helmet's that double as gas masks." Said Dark Red. "Twilight, what are do..." "Oleander, put a bubble shield over everyone!" Oleander did just that! "Spike, ignite the methane gas I collected." "I gotcha!" Spike then did his lighter technique! And once Spike got a light... *Booooooooooom!* A good piece of the Woodlands was devastated by the explosion! "Wow...no wonder you're the genius of the team." "Let's continue on, the general is at the Church, and I know where it is, follow me!" Then everyone followed Oleander.