Baaad Future

by trahzo


Ch.10, the One Sided Victory!

After getting off the train, it was a long trek up the Huacaya Mountain Range.

"Brr....boy am I freezing." said Spike.

"Wanna warm-up with me bo?" Asked Arizona.

"Vat about me lover?" Asked Velvet.

"Maybe with me?" asked Pom.

"That wont be necessary because I just made Spike a sweater!" Said Paprika.

"Oh, thanks Paprika." Spike said as he put it on, which caused Paprika to get 3 glares. "Mmm...it's so warm."

"Thanks, I put lotsa love into it."

"You're welcome."

"And you all still made fun of me for bringing a scarf!" Rarity remarked.

"Do you really live in such a hopeless and cold place Paprika?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Yes, I do my best to make sure no despair comes to my tribe." She told them.

"So where exactly are your people?" Asked Spike.

"I predict they're just about to run in constant fear right about..."


"Aaaaaah.....help us, the Swift Foxes are gonna eat us!"

"...Now!" Then she jumped in front of them! "I missed you all!"

"Aaaaaah, even worse than the predators! It's Paprika!"

"Wait, I have an idea!" Said the elder Adobo who then grabbed Paprika and threw her at the Swift Foxes.

"Ooh! Even more doggie looking creatures and Tehen Troops!" She said before scooping up them all and compressing them with her hug!

"What the? They're all dead already?! Who's responisble for..." And that's when lieutenants White, Brown and Purple died from Paprika's affection as well!

"WHAT?! MY TROOPS!!!" Shouted General Fishman, a man in a fish costume.

"AND MY PEOPLE!!!" Shouted Queen Kyuubi

"THEY HAVE BEEN CRUSHED IN AN INSTANT B..." Sadly, these 2 died as well.

The others and the Alpacas were all shocked by this turn of events!

"Woo hoo! Now I got a key!" She cheered.

"Well, have fun with Paprika, we gotta go!" Then Adobo and the Alpake all ran like Hell, to escape Paprika's love!

"Aww, they all left me before I could hug and kiss them all bye."

"Maybe it's for the best you don't." Spike replied.

"I see...you want to be kissed and hugged don't you Spike?"

"What?"

"Before we leave on our train to the Woodlands, I'll hug and kiss you as many times as the number of tribe members!"

"Uh..." Too late Spike!

Meanwhile...

"Shit son, the troops at the High Plains lost faster than the speed of Godammit Ross!" Xutaga remarked.

"Don't worry dad, let them play into our hands."

"*sigh.* Fine, so how's the magic resistant armor going?"

"It's been fully tested, those unicorns from The Order of The Horn wont know what hit them or how their Light Magic has been nullafied!" Replied Tehen Vioz.