Baaad Future

by trahzo


Ch.8: Bok-Bok, Chick-Chick!

I'm not racist! I swear!

They were hard at work fighting the bad guys and freeing the innocents but that's when a bullet bounced off of the cage!

"What?!"

"WIND SLAAAASH!!!" Shouted a Coyote who used the wind to cut a cage in half!

"What the?!" They all looked at the anthropomorphic chicken and the Coyote standing next to her.

"Hey, I'm General Chick Chick and this guy here is the Alpha Predator, Wind Cutter...careful, once he's off this leash, he can move fast! Though..." Then they were surrounded. "...We might not need Wind Cutter to run wild considering you're surrounded!"

"What are we gonna do?" Panicked Fluttershy.

"We'll save you! I think!" Shouted a voice from the distance!

"We've had this weapon, hiding within a secret lab, but we decided not to use it...even though it can help us take over the entirety of Foenum..."

Then a giant robot appeared.

"When did you guys have this?!" Shouted a shocked Pom.

"We've had this before you were born Pom, and now it's time we used it! Fire the lasers!"

Then laser beams shot out of the robot's eyes and at the predators and troops!

"Destroy that thing!" Then General Chick Chick let go of Wind Cutter!

"Wiiiind...."

"Don't you dare!" Then Twilight fired a beam at Wind Cutter, who the dodged and turned his attention to them!

"Blow away!"

Then all there was left was Spike, Pom, and Fluttershy as everyone else was scattered around town.

"This'll be easy!" Then Chick Chick fired her shot gun, which were then blocked by Spike and his thick scales!

"Nope, it'll be harder than you think!" Spike said, looking all cool in front of Pom.

"Sugoi!" Said Fluttershy.

Pom was surprised.

"You just..."

"Yep! I'm bullet proof!"

"Yeah right!"

*Bang!* *Bang!* *Bang!*

"Deadpool, shoot him!"

"Sorry, he's right, he is bullet proof, now for me to leave, bye!" But that's when he was completely erased from existence.

"Who was I talking too?" Asked Chick Chick.

Spike then shot a fireball that was then blown out by Wind Cutter!

"Nice try!" That's when Pom's puppies fell all over Wind Cutter. "What the?! Get off of me!"

"I gotcha back Wind Cutter!"

"No you don't!" Shouted Fluttershy as she tackled Chick Chick!

"Grr....Tornado HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!!" Then Pom's puppies were all sent flying in 4 different directions! "You turn little lamb!"

Spike then shot a huge beam of fire that collided with Wind Cutter's mouth tornado! This distraction allowed Pom some time to run and gather her pack.

"Guh...what was..." Then Chick Chick was kicked in her breast...her chicken breast...it's not perverted, I swear, like how I am not racist.

Spike then turned up the heat as his flames overtook the wind and mixed into a fire tornado that went all over Wind Cutter's body!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Then Wind Cutter got all the fire off with a spin! "Alright, now you've got me..." Then Spike punched Wind Cutter, sending him flying!

"Hey Sheep! Heads-up!" He called out.

The sheep that was piloting the robot turned and saw the flying Coyote, he then punched Wind Cutter back!

"My turn!"

The Puppies then held on to each other's tails with their mouths, forming a chain! Pom used this chain to catch Wind Cutter and then slam him onto the ground! Wind Cutter was barely standing after that...

"The alpha predator is trembling!" a Sheep pointed out!

The pilot of the robot responded and squished Wind Cutter!

"What?" Chick Chick then knocked Fluttershy out and then began opening fire at the robot!

"Really?" deadpanned Spike before Chick Chick charged her guns and blew up the robot!

"Ah! Eject!" Then as the sheep ejected from the robot, Chick Chick got ready, but that's when she was hit in the side of the head by Spike's fireball!

"Ah!" Then she began running around. "I don't know what to do anymore, If only I wasn't naturally bird brained!"

Eventually, she became over cooked and burnt chicken.

Tehen's Troops and the coyotes then retreated! The sheep then bleated in joy.

Pom then saw the key and got it!

"A key!" Then she began prancing around the flowers. "And you helped me get it!" Then Pom kissed Spike.

"(Man, I got half of them already, will I be bale to get all 6 before the adventure is over?)" He thought.

Meanwhile...

"I see...so you're my son from the future?"

"Yes, I came from the future to assist you...trust me father, all of our dead troops is just them playing into our hands in the end!"

"Well, warning, once they save everyone in the Volcano, I'm leaving!"

"Don't worry father, you will have an army eventually...trust me!"

"Oh and by the way...who's the mother?"

"Well..."

After Xutaga heard the answer...

"Her? Nice!"

The next day, all 13 were on a train bound for the High Plains!

"Alright sis, ready for this?"

"As I'll ever be brother!"