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// Aria Has a Soda In Her Binder 
// Story: Half Baked Apples 
// by Sailor_Pluto 
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"Aria, why do you have a soda in your binder?"

"I don't have a soda in my binder."

"Yes you do. I can see it."

"No you can't."

"...Yes...I can..."

"No you can't."

"Aria...there is obviously a soda in your binder."

"No, there's NOT!"

"Yes there is!"

"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, NO, I DO NOT HAVE A SODA IN MY BINDER!"

"Really? Because I can still see it."

"LISTEN, ASSHOLE! THERE IS NO SODA IN MY BINDER! DO YOU NEED ME TO OPEN IT UP AND PROVE IT?!"

"...Yes, that would be preferable."

"...THERE! DO YOU SEE ANY SODA IN MY BINDER?!"

"Yes."

"...No you don't."