Ponyville High
--Chapter 3--
A2: What Kind Of Teacher Is This?
"Let's see here, period 2..." Twilight said, staring once again at her schedule, "IMP? What's IMP? Whatever... room 105... here we are!" Twilight arrived to a classroom on the first floor, close to the main entrance, but the room number plate is scratched and worn, as if it had been shot out of a cannon. Multiple times. Twilight stared at this, concerned, but walked into the classroom nonetheless. The classroom, very contrasting to the nameplate, looked rather well kept and organized. She took a look at everything for a good moment before a voice shot out to her. The weird part was, everypony seemed to know the voice was aimed directly at her without even having to look.
"Unknown occupant." Said a casual, almost cynical voice, "If you're a student, identify yourself. If you're a student teacher, brown nosing will get you nowhere. If you aren't supposed to be here, you have about 5 seconds to run before I brain-toss your ass out."
Twilight stood there confused for a few seconds. It wasn't until the teacher's horn started to glow that she stammered, "W-w-wait! I'm a student, I'm a student!"
The teacher sighed, "Does this student have a name?"
"Uh, Twilight Sparkle?"
The teacher laughed, "Well, I'm gonna assume you know what your name is, so I'll just call you Twilight." He levitated a marker and walked to the whiteboard, "As for me, the name's Nari." He started spinning the marker, "The last name is, at least." He tossed the marker into the trash bin.
"What...?" Twilight said, befuddled, "Why did you throw away that marker?"
Mr. Nari turned around, a completely lost look on his face, "Why not? It was empty."
"But you didn't even check!" Twilight challenged, Mr. Nari simply laughed.
"Yeah, I kinda did, and it was empty." He walked back to his computer, "Now, let me ask YOU a question." Twilight looked worried at this point, "Can you remind me why I told you my name?"
"Because I'm new here, right?" Twilight said, lacking a certain confidence.
"Partially." The teacher said condescendingly, "I told you as a formality, because we've never met before. The fact that you're new here doesn't fully justify because we could've met prior to you changing schools. Saying 'you're new here' is simply making an implication." Twilight felt something. She was becoming agitated from his lecture, even though everything he said was valid. "I didn't NEED to tell you my name personally, I was simply being polite, check your schedule closely."
He calls THAT being polite? Twilight thought to herself as she checked all over her schedule, and to her surprise, she found the names of all the teachers she had across from their respective classes. "How did I not see this earlier? Wait..."
"Something I can help with?" Mr. Nari asked, clicking away at his computer, probably playing something while the other students were already off and doing their drills.
"It says your name twice on this schedule, is this my completer class?" Twilight asked confused and, hopefully the teacher can't tell on this one, worried beyond belief.
"Nah, that's probably just my sis." Mr. Nari said.
Twilight's heart skipped a beat, He has a SISTER? Oh sweet Celestia I hope they're opposites. she thought.
"Yeah, if you haven't had her class already, you probably have her fourth period, she teaches-"
*CRASH*
Right before he could finish, a hoofball busted right through one of the windows, gliding just past the teacher's laptop, and bounced into the corner of the room. "...Gym." He said. And Twilight's heart absolutely sank as he walked towards the broken window, "Limit! What the buck was that!? I thought you were supposed to teach those kids how to AIM!" he bellowed.
"Just teleport the ball back already!" a powerful sounding mare voice yelled back.
"Are you buckin' kidding me!? You broke my window and almost hit my laptop! Get the damn thing yourself!" Mr. Nari yelled.
Afterwards, there was a purple flash, which shortly afterwards turned into a periwinkle-ish mare punching Mr. Nari in the shoulder, "Almost? Ugh, I need practice! Oh, and you need to stop cussing so damn much!" she laughed as she took the hoofball and walked back towards the window. "It's unbecoming of a teacher!" she said in a mocking tone right before she teleported back to her class.
"Ugh... ridiculous..." he said, rubbing where he got hit, "But right, you need a seat, don't you?" Twilight simply shifted awkwardly as he looked around, right before he spotted the before unnoticed Rarity waving her hoof, "Well, it looks like you two have already been acquainted? There IS an empty seat next to her, so go ahead and take a seat there."
Twilight ran to her seat next to Rarity and quickly unpacked everything she needed, or thought she would need, "Well, lucky running into you again so soon!" Twilight said, "Maybe this class will go better than I thought it would!"
"What, is it Mr. Nari?" Rarity asked, "I know he can be a bit... much, but he's actually a rather nice stallion once you get to know him."
Right when she said that, a certain rainbow maned pegasus flew up to the doorway, "Yo, Blaze! How's it hangin'?"
"Meh, new girl, broken window, the usual." The teacher said, relaxed.
"Yikes. All in one day?" RD asked.
"All in 10 minutes." Blaze laughed, "And get this: That new girl is a unicorn, but when I checked the marker, she was all like 'whaaa?'" he laughed some more.
"I dunno, I still don't get your magic, dude." RD said, confused.
Blaze turned back to Rainbow Dash, "Yeah, but you're a pegasus. I doubt ANY non-unicorn understands how I do magic." He said, "But anyways, are you 'going to the bathroom' or did you just get lazy and skip class?" Blaze asked jokingly.
"Actually, I'm makin' my way to the nurse's office this time." RD said.
"Anything serious?" Blaze asked.
"Nah, I just messed up my hoof teachin' some idiots a lesson." Dash said as she cracked her hoof a few times, the last time being a little louder than the others, causing RD to wince a bit, "Gah! Right, like I said, need to get going!" she said before she ran out of the room.
"See ya! And take it easy on those colts! They're dumb enough as is!" Blaze laughed, and then turned back to the class, "Welp, time to check on those drills!"
Twilight turned back to Rarity, "I can tell." They both laughed a little before Twilight turned back to her work, "Hm... ah, here it is. 'Intermedia Productions? Well I can see this class will definitely be... different..."