Got Bored, Wrote A Thing

by Rinnaul


Size Queen

Rainbow Dash stared at her. "What do you mean Thunderlane isn't enough? There's a reason everypony is jealous of Blossomforth."

Rarity waved a hoof. "Oh, I know he has definite advantages over the average stallion, but that can only please a lady of certain tastes for so long."

Dash rubbed her chin. "Well... What about Mac?"

"Better." Rarity sighed. "But I'm afraid that's nearing its limits, as well."

Dash shook her head. "Okay, I seriously don't know where you go from there."

Rarity glanced over to Spike as he walked by carrying a pile of gems. "I do."

"Wait, Spike?" Dash looked back and forth between Rarity and the tiny dragon. "Little dude is like... Scoot's size. You've gotta be kidding."

"Oh, my dear." Rarity flashed her a grin. "Patience is a virtue."