The warlock looked down on them.
"You will all fall by me! Degan Vozaga!"
Degan Vozaga? What a stupid name! We've got names like Hungerton and Nagito Uzaki, but you my friend, you really take the cake here! I mean seriously, what if we had a guy named oh I dunno...Xeenam!
"Hey, Mr.Narrator! That's my dad's name!"
What? Your dad's name is seriously Xeenam?
"Yeah, he's a demon with black spiky hair, red eyes, razor sharp teeth, pale skin, unusually shaped wings, claws, talons, and no pants!"
"Excuse me, but who are you talking to?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"Hush lesbian, I'm arguing with the Narrator!"
"I am not a lesbian."
"Really? You look like you're into mares, you're probably bi."
And with that remark, you can consider RD's pet has been peeved, no really her pet tortoise showed up!
"Okay Tank, let's show this guy a world of hurt!"
"Who's RD Mr.Narrator?"
The pony you just called a lesbo, then called bi!
"Ah, I see now!"
"Rainbow Bullet!" Then Rainbow Dash flew at Degan with the tip of Tank's shell in front to look like a bullet!
"Super Fist of X! Alligator Hand!" Then his hand turned into an Alligator's head!
"Huh?" Then Rainbow Dash dodged!
"Okay, new plan Tank! Applejack, lasso hammer throw!"
Then AJ got Rainbow Dash by the belly and then spun her around and Rainbow Dash then flew faster to pick-up speed!
"Hurricane Shell Toss!" Rainbow Dash threw Tank at Degan but that's when...
"What is that guy doing?!" Shouted Rainbow Dash when she saw Bo-bobo in Tank's path.
"Hello, I am Russian Donkey Salesman, you can have this high quality donkey for only 10.99!" He offered in an Indian accent but also in the Chinese language!
"I'm getting too old for this!" Said Cranky Doodle Donkey.
Thank's when Cranky bucked and sent Tank flying towards Canterlot Castle, smashing a wall!
"Tank!" Then Rainbow Dash rushed to Canterlot!
"One down." Degan said proudly.
Then everyone looked angrily at him...well except for Dengakuman and Don Patch who were playing, hey! That's my Wii U and my copy of Smash!
"Oh-no, let's finish the game before the Narrator..."
*Bam!* *Bonk!* *Biff!*
"What the? How come he only beat up Dengakuman?" Don Patch wondered.
Because you're gonna be an important part of defeating Degan.
"Oh, so you mean I deal the final blow?"
No.
"What?! Then how am I gonna have a significant importance?"
Just wait for it you idiot!
"Fine, but I wont enjoy it, instead I'll just skip ahe..."
*DONG!!!*
"Oh-no you don't!" Said Beauty with her fist firmly placed onto Don Patch's forehead.
"And another down! Now all of you shall fail! Super Fist of X: Rapid Scattershot Bombs!" Then bombs shot out of his palms
"I got a counter attack!" Then he grabbed Pinkie and Spike!
"Super Fist of the Nosehair: Extra Volume!"
Then Bo-bobo squeezed Spike, causing him to blow heated air at Pinkie's mane, causing her mane to grow! The Bombs then bounced back at Degan!
"What the? Protective Wall!" Then he put up a square force field to protect him from the explosives!
"You let your guard down!"
"How did you get behind m..." Then the back of Degan's head was struck by Jelly Jiggler, Rarity, Hatenko and Trixie! Degan's focus was corrupted, then dropped his force field Trixie and Rarity raised their own shields as the bombs hit Degan.
"Hey guys! You forgot to put in the force fie...aaaaaaaah!"
Bombs were being bombarded at Jelly & Degan.
"Ow! That hurts!"
"Ha! On the bright side, if you die, I'll be closer to winning! D'ow!"
"Let's do it Gasser!" Said Bo-bobob.
"Right!"
"Combined Super Fist: Nosehair fuse!" Then Bo-bobo shot a giant bomb out of his nose with one of his nose hairs as the fuse!
Bo-bobo then cut off his nose hair and Spike lit it! The bomb then detonated in Degan's face and the bomb blasted smelly gas in his face.
"Gross! What is this?!"
"My farts!" Replied Gasser!
"Now to blow it up in your face!" Bo-bobo announced.
"Don't think so! Super Fist of X: Frosty Wind!" Then a chilling wind swept everyone up into the air!
"I got an idea!" Then a Kamen Rider popped out of Bo-bobo's head!
"Rider Kiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"
Then the Rider kick struck Degan Vozaga! The resulting energy caused another explosion that happened behind the Kamen Rider.
"Great job Kamen Rider, now get back into my head!"
"Did I just explode?! Okay, you guys are impressive, but..." Then he caught a can of pees. "What the..."
*BOOM!!!*
"That is it! Super Fist of X: Instant Rock Hard Punch!" Then he punched the air which also caused a punch to everyone which was as hard as a rock!
"Super Fist of X: Cheating Lighting!" Then lightning came down on them all, but Twilight, Trixie and Rarity tried to block it! Unfortunately the lighting phased through their force field and it then struck everyone!
"SUPER FIST OF X: 1 BILLION GIANT X SHAPED SHURIKEN BARRAGE OF I DON'T CARE, I HIT YOU!!!"
Then giant shurikens shaped like the letter X were fired at them, it didn't matter how much they dodged, blocked, or ran, the shurikens shrugged all of their defenses off and hit them!
"Argh...what are gonna do? He keeps on spamming cheat attacks!" Said Fluttershy.
"Are we doomed?" Asked Softon.
"*Gasp!* My Softon! Hey jerk face! You made my Softon feel like there's no hope and when someone messes with my boyfriend's cool, they die!" Then Torpedo Girl rocketed her self incredibly fast! "I don't care of I do overheat, you're going down!"
"Super Fist of X: Halt!" Then Torpedo Girl was stopped in her tracks and in mid air! "Super Fist of X: Steel Knuckles!" Then his body became complete steel and then he swung hard at the frozen torpedo. "Now, Seize Halt!"
Torpedo Girl was unfrozen, but was met with an incredibly bad pain then she fell to the grass!
"That's another downed comrade of yours!"
"Bo-bobo...you got something to help us win?" Asked Twilight.
"Sure do! It's called: BO-BOBO FUSION!!!"
"You can still fuse?"
"Nope!"
"What?!"
"Just kidding with you Princess! Bahahahah!" Laughed Bo-bobo in a kindergardner uniform. "Don Patch! Jelly!"
"Transform mode!" Then Don Patch retracted his spikes and limbs and then a puff of orange smoke caused him to shrink! "Becoming candy!"
Then Don Patch flew into Bo-bobo's mouth and then Jelly hopped in after. Bo-bobo's body was bathed in a bright light that Dengakuman used to sunbathe! After the light subsided...
"Aw-man, I'm still baby skin white! Totally lame dude!" Dengakuman complained.
"Fusion complete!" Said the man with a half yelling, half talking voice.
"What is that?" Said Degan.
"Hello, I AM Bobopatchiggler!" The Black and Purple Spiky haired man with light blue eyes, crown looking thing with a red jewel, and badass blue uniform. "I may only remain in this fragile human form for one minute, which is how long it'll take to end you!"
"I don't think so!" Then Degan ran at Bobopatchiggler. "Super Fist of X: Extre..."
*SHING!!!*
Bobopatchiggler countered with a swing of his sword!
"Happy Man Merciless Sword!" The sword's pommel was purple and yellow, while the hilt looked the same as it's wielder's crown. It was a long sword with the face of a normal person as the blade's tip!
"That is the weirdest sword I have ever seen!" Said Spike. "And I know for a fact that Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days has an umbrella keyblade, UMBRELLA KEYBLADE! The Happy Man Merciless Sword is weirder than the Umbrella Keyblade!"
"And now..."
*Slap!*
"Brand of the Happy Man!" BoboPatchiggler's sword left a mark shaped like the tip!
"What the heck?! This is so weird!" Degan Vozaga shouted. "Oh, and also, isn't his name weirder than mine Mr.Narrator?"
No.
"WHY NOT?!"
"I never questioned it when he 1st debuted in the show."
"Enough of this breaking of the 4th wall Degan, because I have only 30 seconds left and I shall use those to use my ultimate attack!"
"Your ultimate attack?!"
"MAJIDE TIME!!!" Then Bobopatchiggler and Degan Vozaga were sent to another dimension.
"Hey! Why are we in space?"
"Welcome to Majide Space! Here, only the rules of Majide apply, when you have the nerve to say the phrase: 'ARE YOU SERIOUS?!' Majide Space, time and space wont apply, only Majide will apply!"
"Are you serious? Oh-no! I said it!"
"Here they come!"
"What?"
"The Ketchup Dog has arrived in his space hamburger to attack 1st!"
"What?" Then he looked up!
"Spicy blast!"
"It's in my eyes!"
"Okay...so the only way to survive here, is if I don't say...are you serious...DAMN!!!"
Then he was hit by meteors shaped like kitties chasing pidgeons!
"Are you serious?"
Then a star came over, sang the blues and blew up in his face! But instead of causing a black hole, it summoned a giant pancake that caught Degan and was then devoured by Abraham Lincoln!
"Delicious!" He explaimed
"Are you serious?!"
Then Degan found himself inside Abe's stomach where Cartoon Network characters were partying!
"Hey, welcome to the party!" Clarence greeted.
"Hey! Look out, you almost stepped on Smurfette!" Shouted Papa Smurf.
"Are you serious?!"
That's when Eddy from Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy stole from Degan's pocket!
"Hey! That's my wallet you brat!"
"Ahem!" Said Numbah one with guns pointed at him.
"*Snicker!* Are you serious? Those are nothing but condiment cann, aaaaaaaaaaah!" Degan was then shot with real lasers! "Are you serious?!"
"Now, Majide Metamorphosis!" That's when Abe Lincoln's digestive system transformed into Rio!
"Are you serious? Why are we in Rio?"
"Mario and Sonic are coming to the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio!" Replied Teenage Ben Tennyson.
"That's where the next Mario and Sonic crossover will take place? Are you serious?"
"Yeah!" Then every last Cartoon Network Character punched him out of Rio!
"It looks to me that you enjoyed Majide Time! But my time here is almost up, I must finish you now!"
"Are...you...SERIOUS?! Wow, that was the longest minute I have ever witnessed!"
"Yes I am!" Then Bobopatchiggler rode on his pink bicycle towards Degan Vozaga!
"SUPER FIST OF THE EYELASH!!!"
He shouted with a little more accent when he said eyelash!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaah.....oof!"
"Well, that went well!" Said Bo-bobo after defusing, with his feet standing on Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch.
"Thank you Bo-bobo, you saved our pla..."
"Um darlings? May I interject? Do any of you hear a whistling noise, like something falling down?" Rarity asked.
Everyone looked around until.
"LOOK OUT!!!" Fluttershy shouted while looking up!
"THIS IS FOR TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!"
Then a rainbow nuke struck Degan and sent everyone flying!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*
Months later...
"Boy, thank goodness we were able to complete the preparations for the Crossing Roads Festival." Said Twilight Sparkle.
"Yeah, I was worried what Rainbow Dash did would set us back for 2 months!" Said Spike.
"Sorry about that by the way."
So the Crossing Roads Festival began, citizens of Equestria all had fun and mingled.
Later during the play.
"Welcome everypony to the Crossing Roads Festival, and for pageant we present to you, our opening act, The Great & Powerful Trixie Lulamoon!" Twilight announced!
"Good evening everyone, for my 1st trick, I shall pull not one, not 2, but 10 rabbits out of my hat!"
Trixie then levitated her hat, turned it upside down, then pulled something out!
"What the? This isn't a rabbit!"
"Hey guys!" Said Bo-bobo!
"No!" Then mane 7 shouted.
*BOOOOOOOOOM!!!*
And like that, the Crossing Roads Festival ended with an explosion that covered everyone with soot!
The End everyone, I hope I confused you greatly!