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// Scare Master 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Scare Master





Dear Fluttershy,

So let me get this straight. As long as I've known you, you've helped out a manticore, given an adult dragon a stern talking to, scared the shit out of an entire garden's worth of animals, given one of the most intense bear massages I've ever seen, reformed the God of Chaos, turned into a vampegasus, and talked your way out of a seminar debt.

In spite of all that, when left to your own devices, the scariest thing you can come up with is an awkward social situation?

Sincerely,
Twilight





Dear Twilight,

Fine. I'm sure I can do better. Give me some time to plan for next year.

-Fluttershy






Dear Rainbow, Pinkie, Rarity, and Applejack,

Next year, my haunted house will not involve a dark dusty dining room, or a corn maze.

It'll be the royal bedroom of Twilight's castle, rumored to be haunted by the horniest Princess ever.

Looking forward to next year!

-Fluttershy





Dear Applejack,

Hello? You're the Element of Honesty.

So clearly, you can't be Lion.

-Pinkie Pie





Dear Princess Celestia,

Is there something wrong with the calendars you sent out this year? Last I checked, Hearth's Warming Eve comes before Nightmare Night.

Unless I'm going crazy. Come to think of it, I'm getting some major deja vu here. Could've sworn this all happened six weeks ago.

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle