//------------------------------// // Scootaloo // Story: Too many questions // by Collins4112 //------------------------------// A/N:Hello, this is the last chapter. As I said before I won't get this Beta Read due to the fact he has better things to do then review my musings. So there will be mistakes, sorry about that. I still hope I entertain you with crude humor and strong language. Scootaloo got on her scooter. She kicked off, as she used her wings to propel herself along at a quickly gaining speed. Scootaloo loved feeling the wind flowing through her mane. She propelled away from the apple tree rows and out to the dirt road that lead up to the Apple family house. She quickly passed her friend, Sweetie Belle, who was going to ask her sister Rarity where foals came from, just like Scootaloo was going to ask Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash was Scootaloo's super awesome idol. Scootaloo even ran the Rainbow Dash fan club. She rode her scooter around town, looking up at the clouds hoping to see Rainbow napping on one of the clouds. She weaved and dodged ponies as she looked straight up at the sparse clouds. Scootaloo was starting to lose hope of finding Rainbow Dash, when a shadow came over her. She felt herself being picked up off the scooter, and in an instant later she was going about a hundred miles an hour. "Hey squirt! How's my number one fan doing?" Rainbow Dash said, as she sped through the sky with Scootaloo hanging below. "Great! I was just looking for you." Scootaloo said. Rainbow Dash didn't slow down as she flung her number one fan onto her back. Scootaloo squealed as she did a spin into a mid-air back flip, and then finished into a running landing on a field to the north side of Ponyville. "So you were looking for me? Want another autograph do ya?" Rainbow questioned. Scootaloo was about to answer, but then she realized she didn't have her scooter with her. "Oh no! I dropped my scooter when you picked me up." Scootaloo answered. She loved the scooter more than any other object she owned. "Don't sweat it kid. I'll get it back hear in under ten seconds flat." Rainbow Dash said as she took off. It took, by Scootaloo's count, Rainbow exactly ten seconds to get the scooter and back to where she was waiting. "Wow Rainbow, that was fast!" Scootaloo said excitedly. "Yep. Now, you wanted something else?" Rainbow Dash asked her fan filly. "Yeah. Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and I got talking about the Cakes foals and then we went to Apple Bloom's brother, Big Macintosh, who told us that we should talk to somepony else about it. So I thought you were so cool that you must know where foals come from." Scootaloo finished her little story. Rainbow Dash looked a bit of kilter for a moment, and then responded, "Yeah...of course I do." "So where? Do the pegasi deliver them to the hospital, or something?" Scootaloo asked. Rainbow Dash started to laugh like it was the most ridiculous thing she had ever heard. Scootaloo started to laugh too, even though her laugh was a lot more timid. "No, squirt, that's not where foals come from." Rainbow Dash chuckled. "Foals are made." "Made? Like in a factory?" The orange filly asked another ill-informed question. Rainbow stopped herself before she started to laugh again. "No. Kid, just stop asking questions like that. Foals are made by a stallion pounding a mare." Rainbow started to inform the filly. "Then the stallion leaves his seed in her, and sometimes, if you’re unlucky the mare gets pregnant." None of Rainbow's answer helped Scootaloo understand where foals were from. "What is pounding, and what is the stallion's seed?" "Pounding is sex, and the stallions seed is this juice that he produces from his genitals and put or onto into the mares genitals." Rainbow Dash explained. "I...I still don't understand." Scootaloo said. Rainbow Dash was taking what was an awkward conversation for most ponies rather well. "Well...I'm sure at your age you have a crush on somepony, right?" Rainbow inquired. Scootaloo thought for a moment, and then nodded nervously. "Alright...so maybe we can get him to help you understand." "What would he know that you wouldn't?" Scootaloo admired the rainbow manned pony. "Well, he has a tool on hoof that I do not." Rainbow answered. "Let's go find him, what's his name?" Scootaloo didn't particular want to tell Rainbow who her crush was, but she ridiculous responded: "Chocolate Cookie." Chocolate Cookie (made-up) was a brown colt with a knack for making cookies. Rainbow Dash grabbed Scootaloo, and put her on her own back and took off at lightning speed. They flew around town looking for the colt that held Scootaloo's affection. They found him wandering alone in some of the flower fields to the west of Ponyville. He was just minding his own business when Rainbow Dash just landed in front of him, and, in response, he staggered back. "Hey! Your Chocolate Cookie right?" Rainbow Dash asked. He nodded nervously. "Great. You know about sex, right? Of course you do, you’re a boy." "I...uh...what?" Chocolate Cookie stammered out. Then he saw Scootaloo standing shyly beside the excited mare. "Oh...hi Scootaloo." "Hi Chocolate." Scootaloo said in an uncharacteristically shy voice. "Okay, squirt. Have at it." Rainbow pushed Scootaloo towards Chocolate Cookie. "What!" Scootaloo almost yelled at her idol. "Go ahead, kid. You're going to learn what sex is. Right now." Rainbow pushed her even closer to Chocolate. "Does he have a book or something?" Scootaloo asked, confused. "No, squirt. You don't get it do you?" Rainbow asked. Scootaloo shook her head no. "You’re going to have sex with him." "What!" Scootaloo yelled. She realized she wasn't the only one yelling. Chocolate Cookie had yelled too. "You want to be like me, right?" Rainbow Dash said proud voice. "Yes." Scootaloo answered the obvious question. "And I've had sex. So you're going to have sex with him." Rainbow ordered her. "But I don't want to have sex." Chocolate complained. "I don't even know what that is." "You get no say in this." Rainbow said in an annoyed voice, like it was his fault he was in this situation. Chocolate sank back. "But Rainbow Dash...we don't know what we are doing." Scootaloo reasoned. "Good point, squirt." Rainbow thought about it for a while. "I'll just have to show you how." "That doesn't seem like a good idea." Scootaloo said timidly. Rainbow Dash ignored her complaints as she put Scootaloo onto her back. Dash took off into speedy flight. Rainbow turned to her floating cloud house. The house was grand; it was cheap though, because it was made of cloud, it was cloud, after all. "Wow!" Scootaloo said. She had never been inside Rainbows house; she was impressed by the size of it. "Yeah. When you’re a big shot like me, you get a house like this." Rainbow bragged. Scootaloo was still nervous about what Rainbow was going to show her, but the house was so impressive that it damped her nervousness a little. Rainbow Dash went into her room leaving Scootaloo in the large living room. In a few moments, Rainbow came back with a little black book. She was flipping through the pages of the book. "Lyra...no, Carmel...no, Macintosh...hmmmm... Scootaloo do you know if Big Macintosh is busy?" Rainbow asked distractedly. "Uhhhh...yeah." Scootaloo responded. "Dang...he would have been great." Rainbow said as she flipped through another page of her book. "Why do you have Macintosh in your black book?" Scootaloo asked curiously. Rainbow looked up from the book a sly smile on her face. "Well, it's a short story. One day, I went to help out AJ around the farm. I guess I wasn't feeling too lazy that day...but anyway, I was gathering some of the bad apples from the tops of the trees, when I saw him doing the same, but he was just kicking the tree just hard enough so only the bad apples would fall. So I challenged him to a contest, and one thing led to another..." Rainbow Dash trailed off, her wings stiff. "So you had sex with Macintosh?" Scootaloo asked. "Eeyup." Rainbow Dash. "What is sex?" Scootaloo asked. Then she put a hoof in her mouth realizing she was asking the question that she wanted to avoid. "That's what you’re going to find out." Rainbow said slyly. "You don't have to do this, you know, I would be just fine if you didn't." Scootaloo said in a despite attempt to get out of the awkward situation. Rainbow Dash didn't look like she was going to change her mind. "Don't you want to know where foals come from?" Dash asked her. "They come from mares. I get it!" Scootaloo squeaked. Rainbow Dash thought on Scootaloo's statement. "Yeah, but while we're at it you might as learn how they are made. You’re lucky squirt; you caught me at a good time." Rainbow said confidently. "Yeah..." Scootaloo laughed. "Lucky me." "Ah! I have a better idea." Rainbow announced, as Scootaloo was questioning her choice to be the head of the Rainbow Dash fan club. "Instead of me showing you, we can observe together." "Observe what?" Scootaloo regretted the question as soon as it came out. "I'll explain on the way. To the Cake's!" Rainbow said as she tossed Scootaloo on to her back, yet again. She flew outside the cloud home and took to a nose dive towards Ponyville. They landed in front of Sugar Cube Corner. They entered the bakery to see Pinkie Pie working the front counter. "Hi Dashie! Hi Scootaloo!" Pinkie Pie said happily. "Hey Pinkie. Where is Mr. And Mrs. Cake?" Rainbow got straight to the point. Scootaloo looked behind Pinkie Pie, and saw Pumpkin and Pound cake playing in their play pen, happy as can be. "Oh. They are having their super extra special alone time." Pinkie Pie responded to the question. "Perfect." Rainbow Dash said, as she dragged Scootaloo outside of the sweets shop. She fluttered up to a window on the second floor, hiding behind some of the decoration on the shop. They looked in on the interment scene. _______ Scootaloo didn't think she could ever unsee what she saw. She would never be able to look at any adults the same way. She couldn't believe anypony would want to do that, but now she knew how foals were made. she knew all too well. Rainbow brought her down to the ground. "W-why, would you want that?" Scootaloo stammered. "I told you I knew what I'm doing, squirt." Rainbow Dash said, satisfied with how she handled the situation. "Y...you did t...that with Big Macintosh...once?" Scootaloo had a bad image in her mind. Her perfect image of her idol had been tainted. She wouldn't stop being her fan, but she would always have a terrible image in her mind. She could see it in her mind. Her and Big Macintosh together, he on top of her....it made Scootaloo sick to her stomach. "Once?" Rainbow laughed. "A lot more than once...and with a lot more ponies than him." "Ew..." Scootaloo trailed off. "Maybe in a bit, we can get you a colt too." Rainbow suggested. "No!" Scootaloo screamed. Rainbow Dash staggered back a little, not used to her number one fan saying no. "Can I just get my scooter back?" "Sure kid." Rainbow said. She dashed away for a few moments, coming back with Scootaloo’s scooter. "Bye, Rainbow...I guess I'll see you later." Scootaloo said, as she propelled herself towards Sweet Apple Acers. She was going to tell her friends about all the things she...learned. She saw her friends talking to each other. She sped up, until she reached her friends. "Scootaloo, what happened?" Sweetie Belle asked. "Rainbow Dash told me where foals come from." Scootaloo said with wide eyes." A/N: Well, this took an interesting turn. I sure hope I entertained you. I should probably change it to rated M. I made it as raunchy as possible. So as I said I hope you had a good laugh.