The Misadventures of Cassandra Walker

by Moon Worshipper


Goin on a Road Trip

There was an unexpected emergency in Whinnyappolis. When Cassandra heard about this, instead of being worried, she was very excited.

"HOW COULD YOU BE EXCITED FOR POSSIBLE DANGER?!" Twilight screeched. Cassandra rolled her eyes.

"I don't know about you, but my life can get pretty boring sometimes," she replied. Twilight sighed. She could already tell that it was going to be a long day.

Pinkie bounced out of her room in the castle. She was ready for adventure.

"You bet your flank I am!!"

...what?

Anyways, she, Twilight, and Cassandra made their way to the Canterlot train station. As they were walking, ponies stopped and stared at Cassandra. She blushed with embarrassment. Being the center of attention was something to get used to. Cassandra couldn't stand it anymore.

"Hey Twilight. I just had the most brilliant idea!" She said with fake enthusiasm.

"Oh really?" Twilight stated sarcastically.

"Yep! I was just thinking, maybe it'd be faster if you use your magic and teleport us there!" Cassandra face-palmed.

"Oh. Right!"

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With a flash, they arrived in the streets of Whinnyappolis. Purple slime covered the streets. Cassandra scowled.

"Eww! What is that?!" She asked repulsively.

"It looks like grape flavored ice creamed!!" Pinkie scooped it up with her hoof. Just as she about to put the wierd slimey stuff in her mouth, Cassandra instictively smacked it out of her hoof.

"I CANNOT believe you would actually eat that!!" She stared at Pinkie in disbelief.

"I eat random things I see all the time!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"Why am I not surprised?" Cassandra muttered.

As they continued walking, the slime covered up more and more parts of the city, making it difficult for them to walk.

"Trust me, it's not easy!" Pinkie said to no-one in particular.

"Pinkie, who are you talking to?!" Twilight asked in confusion. Pinkie shrugged.

"Still not surprised!" Cassandra muttered so only Twilight could hear. As they rounded the corner of another street, they heard a mare sceaming.

"C'mon girls!" Twilight had a look of determination on her face. Cassandra noticed that she also had fear in her eyes. When they got to the town square, they saw a massive pile of purple slime. It had several pairs of eyes and mouths. They also spotted the poor mare who had sceamed. She was covered in the slime. Twilight tried to blast it with magic, but the creature just absorbed it. It also gave the mare a chance to run. Cassandra took out her phone and snapped a picture of this creature. Twilight was about to attempt another shot but the mare stopped her.

"NO! It's no use," she yelled frantically.

"What do you mean?!" Twilight started to panic.

"Nothing can stop the Smooze!"