Sweetie Belle levitated the thin book in her magic. Scootaloo tried and failed to peek at it, and Apple Bloom giggled, clapping her hooves.
"What's that?" Scootaloo asked.
Sweetie grinned. "It's your biography!"
Apple Bloom surpressed another giggle. "We wrote it just fer you!"
Scootaloo looked confused. "A bi-whatsitsname?"
"Biography. It's your life story!"
"Read it!" Applebloom grabbed the book and thrust it at Scootaloo.
Scootaloo scanned the title. "Life Story Of A Chicken?" She looked up. "Very funny, guys."
Apple Bloom started to turn around. "That's our cue to split!"
The two Crusaders bolted, furious orange pegasus hot on their tails.
"That -gasp- was a good one!" Sweetie said.