The Misadventures of Cassandra Walker

by Moon Worshipper


Deez-WHAT?!

Cassandra woke up on a nice, soft bed. Celestia let her borrow one of the many suites in her castle. Cassandra put her hair up in a ponytail. The joke she played on Twilight and the princesses came back to her mind. Yeah, that was funny, but she had a new joke in mind. Cassandra walked through the hallways with a huge grin on her face.

"Looks like you finally showed up for breakfast!" Twilight exclaimed. There were pancakes everywhere. Cassandra spotted an empty seat with pancakes. Her smile grew wider.

"You guys actually thought about me!" Cassandra stated sarcastically. Princess Luna looked up from her 3-foot high pancake stack.

"We would never forget ab-glmnomn!" Luna stuck her muzzle in her stack of pancakes. Cassandra gave her an amused look while Celestia had a horrid look in her eyes.

"PRINCESS LUNA!!! THAT IS NOT THE WAY A PROPER PRINCESS EATS!!!!!" Celestia lectured. Luna looked up from her pancakes.

"Well excuuuuse me princess!" Luna glared at her sister playfully until they both started laughing. All of sudden, a pink pony bounced out of the kitchen. Cassandra's eyes got big. Senpai. SENPAI!!!, Cassandra's mind screamed. Luna smirked. CRAP! Cassandra forgot that Luna could read minds.

"Hey Pinkie! How's the pancakes?" Twilight smiled at her friend.

"It's going amazing!!! Does anypony need anymore pancakes? We have millions!!" Pinkie exclaimed. Twilight was about to say something when Cassandra cut her off.

"PINKIE!! I don't want any pancakes but can you cook something else for me?" Cassandra asked.

"OF COURSE!!! You know I love baking! What would you like?" Pinkie smiled. Cassandra smirked.

"Deez nutz!" Cassandra laughed. "GOTTEE!!" She and Pinkie laughed hysterically. Even Celestia laughed. Luna and Twilight, on the other hand, had confused looks on their faces.

"Ummmm........what?!" Twilight asked as she tried to decypher what Cassandra had said. But Twilight's confusion only made it funnier for Pinkie and Cassandra.

"Twilight! Listen closely! Deez....nutz!!" Cassandra said once she calmed down. Luna bursted out laughing as she finally got the joke. Poor Twilight was still lost in the dark. Cassandra whispered something in Twilight's ear. Twilight blushed as she got the joke.

"You guys are SO immature!" she scoffed. Cassandra shrugged.

"I'm only twelve! What do you expect?" she asked carelessly as Twilight face-hoofed.