//------------------------------// // Marety Did it. // Story: The Unacceptable, Portable, Aeiou, MLG, Court of Rights, and Motivational Adventures of Rick and Morty [Pony Swim] // by Ink_Quill //------------------------------// The five ponies were outside of the castle, which was set ablaze. The sky blue pegasi was trying to put the flames out by doing spins in the air, making the fire go inside her whirlwind she made. The pink, goofy one was lighting candles, using the fire from the castle as a lighter. The yellow, shy, and very cute pegasi was panicking, frozen in place. The purple alicorn was using spells to stop the fire, which worked, but the fire kept appearing over and over again. The orange cow... mare? one was stomping out the fire. A beautiful (*belch* not!) white one arrived at the scene. "Twilight, what happened!?" "That's what I'm trying to figure out! Every darn time we put out the fire, it just starts up again, even more!" "Do ya' think this had somethin' to do with those two things!?" "You mean the creeps? Yeah, probably!" ------Earlier, today.------- The little yellow filly came back to the school grounds to see Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon gone, as well as the peculiar creature. The filly saw a cube on the ground, which caught her interest. She picked it up, in her mouth, accidently triggering something. Another odd creature appeared, but slightly cuter. "I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!" Said the sky blue thing. It had pure black eyes, and a mouth with curvy teeth. The filly jumped back. H-h.. What are you!?" The filly stuttered. "Applebloom, stand back!" Another filly appeared, but not just any filly. This filly was orange, with a purple mane, also a pegasus. She did a stunt jump in the air, aiming for Mr. Meeseeks with her scooter. Mr. Meeseeks easily stepped to the side, causing the filly to crash into the ground. Yet another filly, this time a cute, white, unicorn with a curled purple and pink mane, emerged. She was running to the orange filly's side. "Scootaloo! Are you okay!?" Scootaloo moaned. "Y-yeah. Yes I am," Scotaloo now stood tall, acting brave. "O-ow..." One of Sootaloo's wing's was broken. "I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me! You need to give me a command so I can accomplish my quest and dissappear!" "Uhm.. fix Scoot's wing." Dick move, Rick would've commented. "Caaaaaan, Do!" Mr Meeseeks made a first aid kit appear and bandaged Scootaloo's injury. "W-wow! Thank you, Mr.-" Sweetie Belle's sentence was cut off by the combustion of Mr. Meeseeks. The three fillies jumped back. "Wait.. I have an idea! That Mister Meeseek migh' be able to give us our cutie marks!" --------- Rick and Morty were tagging along with Rarity. "Oooh, I have a b-bad feeling about this, Rick." They arrived at the castle, and got spotted by Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash flew down, face to face with Rick. "What did you, jerk!?" "I d-d-didn't do shiiiiiiiiiiit, lady. (I wrote shiiiit because Rick belched longly as he said it.) Rick said, pushing her aside. Rick stepped forward, examining the fire. He saw odd coloured liquid on the ground. He quickly checked his pockets. "Shit!" Rick suddenly thought of something. Rick ran into the fire. "R-r-rick!!!" ----------- "I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me! Stop fighting, you guys! The ones who summoned us are responsible!" "You summoned me!" "Well, only because he summoned me!" 1 minute later, Rick arrived. When he saw the Meeseeks', he knew he fucked up. Rick ran out. ----------- "R-rick! What happened!?" "Yeah, what happened, "Rick"?" Rainbow Dash mimicked. "The Meeseeks' did this!" "The w-w-what? Wait, Meeseeks!? But I thought you disposed of the box!" Rick shrugged. "So how are we going to fix this... oh man..." Meeseek after Meeseek, the Meeseeks' emerged from the castle, as the final Meeseek threw an explosive to finish it off. Rick checked his pocket once more. "FUCK!" The castle blew up. Twilight's eyes were wide, both in fear, and in sadness. Princes Celestia and Princess Luna arrived in the flying carriage. This was the second time Twilight had lost something very special to her.. or third. Twilight's eyes were now filled with tears. Princess Celestia saw the castle, now burned to the ground (don't ask me how). Twilight's friends were trying to comfort her, except for Rainbow Dash, who was blaming Rick and Morty and shouting at them. Rick took out his freeze ray, and froze Rainbow Dash. "Bitch." "Wait, you c-c-could've just used that to stop the fire!" "So what, Mooooooorty? I-I- I was testing you to see if you remembered about t-the ray! So this is your fault!" Rick lied. The Meeseeks' now formed a circle. One of them pushed three fillies inside the circle. " I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me! We can't get your herpes heart, but we kill you and end this, once and for all!" The Meeseeks' went wild, pumping their hands. The execution Meeseeks' walked in front of the three fillies. He grabbed Sweetie Belle first, putting a knife to her throat. Rarity panicked, seeing Sweetie Belle. Rarity was more scared than angry. Morty's eyes were wide in fear, and Rick just rolled his eyes. "SIS! HELP ME!" Sweetie Belle began crying, as well as the other Crusaders. "This is all my fault! Leave her be! I did it! I summoned you Mister Meeseeks!" The executioner Meeseeks put Sweetie Belle down, pushed her back near Scootaloo and Applebloom, proceeding to pull Applebloom up by her mane, slitting her throat. Everything went quiet. ... ... ... ..