Fausticorn stopped her constant writing of the universe, staring at a book with three blue hedgehogs on the front, instantly knowing the signs of the disturbance. "Not again... Horseapples, why?!"
The source of the disturbance, a black and pink Shadow clone and 4th wall breaking bad OC known as Brony Shadow... felt his own disturbance. "My bitch radar is on. Location: Canterlot Carousel Boutique. And its not Rarity."
The Shadows at his table picked their trays up and left, not dealing with B.S.'s BS. He got up on his chair and took out a red faux harmony emerald , "Harmony Control!" In a flash he disappeared.
"Great, he's gone," One of the muscle Shadows said.
Before he could eat his damn sandwich, Brony Shadow's arm popped out of it and began waving as the owner's voice said, "Wait, I'm over here! HARMONY CONTROL!!!"
Every Shadow at base chorused in a collective groan that sent tremors through the Everfree.
Brony Shadow pranced through Ponyville as he searched for everything on his checklist. "OK. Sonic is always the hero and they can't get their code names straight. Nope! Sticks is out, everypony is busy, my brothers have target practice in a few minutes... Nooope!" He stopped, scratching his chin. "Who do I bring with me?"
"Pizzazz!"
"Pizza!"
"Why or how would you bring pizza to the office of a crashing Egg Carrier?!"
"Because Eggman might let us carpool with him as he flies us to safety."
"I suddenly want your Eggman."
"I know, right!"
"I'd still break through the window."
Brony Shadow is now the speaker. Why? Oh, too late. ...Um... Yeah, I walk over to two Amys arguing over a board game magicless Amy created. It was some-what poorly drawn in some areas yet had detailed and actual photos of Eggman bases. From that Egg-dome-thing he had to the Alien Amusement Park. In the middle the game's name "Eggheadz" could be seen. Cards were on and around the board and wooden dice were bouncing from the force of tapping hammers. Metal and wood board game pieces abandoned their post as the argument continued.
The Amy that offered the Pizza Tactic shouted, "You're the Amy class! I don't break windows."
"Well, you're not the only Amy," the red dress wearing Magic Amy retorted. "I will not be reduced to a mere damsel in distress, even in a board game!"
"Amy class is the smart class!"
Magic Amy rolled her eyes, "Yeah, as smart as a little girl wasting her youth to be with her hero." Their eyes met again, "Or a hero that was kidnapped by a giant snake. You realize a friendly chat can wait, right?"
"You're just jealous that you've never been Sonic class these past games, little girl."
They backed up, but before their could hammers could collide, I ran between them. In doing so, not only did I pause the fight, but I put a dent in a "Green Wood Sonic Totem"...I nicknamed the piece Scourge, but that's beyond the point. The point is that I ended another cat fight.
Yeah, another cat fight. Amy doesn't like how she feels worthless compared to her counterpart, who envies her for getting not just one Sonic, but two Sonics to easily spend time with her.
I was easily able to get them to cool down once I mentioned a problem Rarity might be having. ...Any time now. "Girls, OMGoodness, stop!" Even with my voice it sounded weird. "Rarity might be in trouble and I'm bringing you two and Big Knuckles. ...Also the crusader wagon. ...And whipped cream, but the last part is unrelated. Rarity needs us!"
The two glanced past me, but was caught off guard by with wind whipping their quills behind them while Knuckles rocked the wagon. "B. Shadow, how fast are you going?!"
"I dunno, but don't look down!" I replied as we ran up a waterfall, three of the party of four in the wagon. Both Amys hugged Knuckes in sudden fear as the mentioned Echidna flashed the readers a smirk and a wink. After all, chicks dig impossible water running.
Meanwhile Fausticorn tried burning the fan fiction, but its dark dislike powers repelled her flamethrower. "Where are the Admins?!" the book opened up as words filled the void around the goddess. "Oh daughter, ITS IN MY EYES!!!"
As soon as our heroes broke through two windows and brought pizza at the newly established Canterlot Carousel, all the "Princess Dress" were replaced by "Rarity's Royal Regalia" and many more designs. Mobians, ponies, and the few humans were walking around trying dresses on.
"Hey, Ms. Rarity," a blonde human asked, holding up a Mobian version of the dress based off Princess Celestia. "Do you have a taller, slimmer version of this?"
Rarity smirked up at a frowning Sassy Saddle, "Of course, darling." Their eyes met again, "We don't normally take much account of humans, but I made sure to remember this time around. They're over by the dressing rooms."
Brony Shadow starred up at Sassy, "Bitch level going down, down, and gone. Well, looks like the problem resolved itself." Looking back, he noticed Knuckles checking himself out in the mirror, in front of him, both Amys got in each others face. In fact, I couldn't tell you who was who from the identical Celestia dresses and angry faces they wore.
"This can't be good," Rarity said behind me. "Who's going to pay for the broken glass?!"
I slowly turned around at the glaring fashionistas. Apparently the two made up, but now I had to deal with two angry mares... one taller than a Shadow. "Don't look at me, I followed the pizza idea!"
"So you're paying for the pizza stains?" Sassy Saddle pointed over to an empty and very greasy pizza box with a dress laying on it. A fat pony with thin legs let out a belch before looking for a Princess Dress.
"I didn't say I brought the pizza."