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// They See Me Trollin' 
// Story: The Misadventures of Cassandra Walker 
// by Moon Worshipper 
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	Twilight unstrapped Cassandra and went upstairs. Cassandra began to follow until she realized that she was missing something. She went back downstairs and looked around frantically. She soon came to realize that it wasn't down there. Cassandra's pupils shrank.

"TWILIGHT ACORNA SPARKLE!!!!" Cassandra hollered. 

Twilight hurriedly galloped into the basement. Cassandra glared at her. "Where is my phone?" Cassandra asked, trying to remain calm.

"Your what?!" Twilight pondered.

"Don't play dumb with me, Purple Smart! TELL ME WHERE IT IS!!!" Cassandra was rapidly losing her temper. All of sudden, a little purple and green dragon appeared. He held a sparkley pink rectangle in one of his claws. Cassandra's eyes widened.

"Twilight, I found this on your bed when I woke up. What do you want me to do with it?" the dragon asked.

"Give me my phone, and no one gets hurt!" Cassandra slowly stepped towards him. 

"Spike. Just give it to her!" Twilight said. Spike cautiously handed Cassandra her phone. Cassandra sighed, relieved that nothing happened to her precious item. She was about to put her phone inside of her pocket when she heard a loud and disgusting belch. A letter popped out of the green flame. At least it doesn't come out the other way, Cassandra thought. Twilight read the letter to herself. 

"It's from Princess Celestia! She wants to see us in Canterlot immediatly!" 

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In a flash, Twilight had teleported them to the throne room where Celestia was waiting. Cassandra couldn't believe her luck. She about to meet the princesses! Her friends would be so jealous! The princess sat on her thronewhen Twilight and Cassandra came through the doors. Cassandra was figdeting with her ponytail, trying to hold in her excitement. Twilight trotted over to Celestia and Cassandra nervously followed. Celestia and Cassandra locked eyes for a split second. Cassandra blushed and quickly looked away.

"Would you mind introducing yourself?" Celestia asked, her voice as soft as silk. Cassandra didn't know what to say. She was never addressed by royalty before and talking to Celestia put her on a whole nother level. Cassandra hadn't realized that she was staring open-mouthed at Celestia until Twilight nudged her with her hoof. Just as Cassandra was about to speak, Princess Luna bursted through the doors. 

"We heard that Twilight Sparkle was-" Luna paused at the sight of Cassandra. Cassandra, on the other hand, couldn't take it anymore.

"OMAGOSHOMAGOSHOMAGOSH!!!!!!!!!!! CELESTIA AND LUNA!!!!!! I'M LIKE, YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!" Cassandra shrieked. Then she passed out. Luna gave her sister a what-in-tartarus-was-that look. Celestia shrugged, not knowing how to respond to what she just saw. Twilight was about to make sure she wasn't dead when Cassandra snapped her eyes open. She gave Twilight a grin that would make a timberwolf cower. 

"It's me"

Twilight screamed and the princesses got ready to attack. Cassandra was still on her back, laughing hysterically.

"YOU SHOULDA SEEN THE LOOKS ON YOUR FACES!!!!!" she exclaimed. The princesses and Twilight exchanged looks. 

"Why is this so funny to you?" asked a bewildered Twilight Sparkle.

"Cuz you sir, have just been trolled!"