After getting back home from the hospital, Spike sat on the living room couch as he watched We Bare Bears (Watch it, you will feel no regrets!) when suddenly the door bell rang.
*Ding dong, Fred Fredburger, yes!*
"We gotta replace that door bell. Twilight, could you open that?" He called. "Come on, my leg got cut by a sword!"
"(Eh, I do owe this guy, we did fail to stop the culprit.)" Twilight then opened the door. "Oh, hello girls, Spike is sitting on the couch."
"Thanks Twilight." Said Little Piper.
"Spike?"
Spike then paused the TV and turned to see all 5 of them.
"Hey girls, what's up?"
"We wanna say something very important." Said Featherbrain.
"Spike, ever since a certain moment in the time we've known you......we've all developed a crush on you." Said Strike One.
"You don't say. (To be honest, it was as obvious as my crush on Rarity.)" He replied sarcastically.
"Spike, I fell for you the day we met, back when I was Rumble." Said Tumble.
"I fell for you after you helped me with getting that very famous scoop last year when I was still Featherweight." Said Featherbrain.
"I loved you after you got my dad's baseball back from those bullies back when I was First Base." Said Strike One.
"I was in love with you the moment you helped me get over my crush on Sweetie Belle after she started dating that guy a year above us back when I was still Button Mash and when my dad was still my mom." Said Joystick.
Then Little Piper stood at the front of the group.
"I was worried my idol Vice Principle Luna would yell at me for destroying the school spirit stick but that's when you said you'd take the blame back when I was still Pipsqueak. After that day, I couldn't stop thinking of us as a couple."
"Whoa...(was that alternate version of me really that cool?)" He thought.
"We couldn't tell you...well Tumble told you lots of times, but point is that we couldn't tell you since You're straight and would most likely reject us. But this magical transformation from male to female gave us hope."
Then all of them went to join Spike on the couch.
"Spike, let us be your harem, please?" All 5 asked.
"What?"
"I speak for all of us when I say, please let us love you."
Spike then got up and stared at them. "Well, I actually think you girls are pretty cool now and back when you were boys. I admit, I was having a hard time accepting you 5 having a permanent change, and getting grossed out by the kisses. Though, after Little Piper took my 1st kiss, I decided to accept it. I was planning to ask you if you'd be my harem actually."
"Wait, you actually do want us?" all 5 said with mouthes agape.
Spike then smiled as he was pulled in to be kissed all over his face.
"(Wow, I scored real hard...but seeing that that alternate version of me in my home world was so cool, I gotta out cool him somehow....someday.) Ha, so girls, feel like watching the rest of this cartoon with me?"
So they all hugged Spike while watching the rest of We Bare Bears.
The End.