Derpy flew through Italy, smiling. She loved exploring Earth, more specifically getting rid of any dumb things or buildings. She smiled, and flew through the air, doing a loopty loop and landing... Or at least, trying to. She missed her landing pad and bounced off the ground, and flew into the sky. A red object passed her, but she couldn't know what it was... She looked closer, and estimated it to be at around 750 feet tall, and about 1.7 miles across. There was a significantly smaller white object as well. It flew past her and continued it's voyage across the sky, leaving her field of view.
Derpy didn't think anything of it, and flew down. She then saw a broken stadium. She eventually realized it was a broken stadium, and that it was broken. She decided that it was broken, and because she decided that, it was broken. She saw the broken stadium. She noticed it was broken, so she decided that since it was a broken stadium, that she had to get rid of the broken stadium. She thought this because it was broken.
Broken stadium.
Derpy flew down and landed on the broken stadium, and decided that it had to go, because it was broken. She began ramming the top.
"Hey, Derpy, what are you doing?" Asked Scootaloo from down at the bottom.
"Trying to get rid of this broken stadium!" Derpy responded.
"Well, how about smashing into the side?" Scootaloo suggested.
"WOW! Awesome idea!" Derpy said, before ramming into the side (on purpose or not), thus smashing a major hole in The Roman Colosseum. Nothing happened.
"Well, guess it didn't work." Scootaloo said. But then a rumble almost impossible for the pony ear to hear came... It became louder and louder and louder... and then stopped.
And the the entire thing collapsed.
"Uh... whaaa...?" Scootaloo began to ask. "Derpy logic." She said, before turning away and noping out of there. Derpy smiled.
"Yay!" She said.