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// The Golden Gate Bird 
// Story: Ponies Destroy Iconic Landmarks 
// by gamerboy111 
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	San Francisco. The bustling city was always moving. They were used to the average earthquake, as they are not uncommon. Pinkie Pie was on a boat, sailing towards San Francisco. She smiled, of course loving the city. She then saw a bridge, a red bridge. Or orange. Was it orange-red? 

Pinkie Pie, being the party pony she was, doesn't get upset very often. Much less frown. But she couldn't help seeing such a big bridge in such an earthquakey place.

"That bridge could easily fall down! I wonder why they put it here? Or why they painted it red, or is it orange? Red-orange? Or orange-red? Maybe..." Pinkie thought. Her friends decided that the best way to thank the humans for letting them stay of planet earth was to get rid of all the clutter and junk on the planet. It was a big task, but the humans took a big risk letting the ponies stay. So it was the least they could do. She needed to get rid of the bridge, without harming any people. But how?

Pinkie's boat went under the bridge, and Pinkie got an idea. She jumped inside her boat and soon emerged with multiple party cannons. She carefully placed a few underneath the struts, and smiled.

"This outta help those humans!" She said. She hit a button, and the cannons underneath one strut blew, sending one end of the bridge flying. The cars, surprisingly, didn't fly off into San Francisco, but ever so casually rolled down, somehow not hitting anything or anyone as they just rolled down slowly, defying physics. After they were all off, the second set of party cannons fired, sending the bridge flying far into the sky. Pinkie took out one last party cannon, and aimed it at the Golden Gate Bird.

"See-ya later, Goldie!" Pinkie said, before firing her cannon.

To make a long story short, the last cannon sent the Golden Gate Bird flying away, until it went out of view, still flying. And it was gone.

Pinkie smiled. 

"Your welcome, humans!" She said, waving, before zooming off on her boat. The humans started yelling at her.

"They love us! Look at how many of them are saying thank you!" Pinkie said to herself.

"Oh, Pinkie. You have got to stop talking to yourself. Starting now." She said as she left on her boat.