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// Twilight Discovers Shipping 
// Story: Today I Honestly Don't Know 
// by TodayIWriteFanfics 
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Twilight browsed the Internet, scrolling to the glow of her horn and the computer screen.

"Hmm, MLPFICS.pon? Sounds interesting," Twilight mused. "Maybe I'll check it out."

She clicked the link and was presented with a screenful of MLP fanfictions arranged in something resembling organization. She moved the mouse over the pop-up menu labeled "Tags".

"'Shipping'? What's that?" Twilight asked herself. Always needing answers, Twilight clicked the link.

It was a decision she would bitterly regret.

Or she would have, had her emotions not been fried on the spot.

A painfully long list of fanfiction was presented. Cheap romance scenes of every kind played out in her permanentally-damaged mind. Romance between her friends. It was so extremely incredibly stupid, Twilight wanted to kill herself.

"THIS IS SO STUPID!!!" Twilight screamed. "It's FRIENDSHIP is magic, not CHEAP ROMANCE is magic!!!"

Her mane was becoming more frazzled each second as she helplessly continued reading. Her horn gradually grew brighter and brighter, her concentration fading.

Twilight sank hopelessly onto the desk. "I just realized... 'Friendship' has 'ship' in it. My life has no meaning," she moaned. "I can't live on this world anymore."

Her horn reached an almost blinding brightness as her irises shrank to the size  of bit coins. "I just has an idea!" Understanding dawned on Twilight as her sanity burned to ash. "If there's no Friendship is Magic, there's no FIM shipping!!!" It was a brilliant plan to an insane pony, which Twilight was. With this newfound knowledge as her guide, she pushed every ounce of magic out of her in a blinding flash.

Boom.

That's the only way to describe what happened next. Her entire castle exploded into a billion razor sharp shards. All her alicorn strength went into blowing up the entirity of Ponyville. 

And that's how everypony died.

THE END.