Spike's Girlfriends Who Used to be his Guy Friends.

by trahzo


Ch.4: What a Humble Tumble.

"Snips, let me be frank with you."

"I thought your name was Spike."

*Slap!*

"Stupid, you can't be a Pokemon Trainer because the animals in this world do not have superpowers! You cannot be a Digimon tamer because the internet doesn't work like that! You cannot be a Monster Breeder because crystals don't work like that and no-one, not even you can see them. You cannot be a Dragon Tamer because no matter how many people you ask, there are no orbs here plus dragons don't exist! I'm not sure what the Yo-Kai watch people are called, but no matter how many prize eggs you open, you will not find a Yo-kai! Also, please...please for the love of Pete, do not get me started on Robopon!"

"Would you quit ruining my dreams?"

"No! I wont quit ruining your dreams until you grow-up!"

"No! I will never grow-up!" Then Snips ran away.

"*Sigh!* What an annoyan..." That's when Tumble glomped him from the side. "And speaking of the annoyances in my life."

Tumble didn't care one bit of what disgust Spike had, she just kept on hugging him.

"Gay!" Said a passing by student.

"It's only sorta gay." Replied the student next to him.

"But that used to be a boy."

"But now he's a she, it's only sorta, we wont know if it's permanent or not until Twilight & her friends capture the culprit, if they don't then it's not sorta gay, it's straight."

"Uh...that's one weird way of putting it."

"Would you let go of me please?"

"Nope! Besides, we got this next period together."

"Alright, I'll let you hold on until we get there, but when we're at the room, you wait 2 minutes after I enter so none of them thinks we're dating, understand?"

"I do. (Yes! He's letting us touch just like Strike One.)"

Spike turned green out of disgust of her saying the thing people getting married say. Soon, they made it to the classroom. Spike went in 1st, but that's when Tumble grabbed his hand and they entered together.

"Gwah!"

*Thud!*

"Spike! Quit fooling around with your girlfriend, and get to your seats!"

"But she's not my..."

"I don't wanna hear it!"

"*Sigh!* Yes Mr.Doodle."

Spike then got to a seat in the 2nd to front row, and Tumble took the desk to the right of him and then moved the desk so she could lean her head on his shoulder, causing Spike to put his head down as everyone stared at them.

"Great, now then class, today we'll be learning about the history of the romance genre in media, such as books, movies and TV. Now pipe down while I put on the documentary.

"Tumble, you really gotta get off of me."

"Not a chance in Tartarus, my handsome Prince Spike."

Spike turned green with disgust!

"*Sigh*" Tumble closed her eyes and snuggled with Spike.

"(Yes! 2 out of 5 of us have gotten to feel Spike. Soon Spike will get comfortable being around us and accept us a girls! Then...he'll be all ours!)" Thought Little Piper as she watched them from behind because she had the class as well.

"(Props to Mr.Doodle putting on a documentary on love, it must be because of his wedding with Matilda today!)" Thought Tumble. "(Spike, I sure hope you're feeling the love between us.)"

"(Man, I wish my friends would hurry-up and catch that guy! Then again, it's actually quite ni...no, stop! These 5 will become boys again! Don't you dare go down that path of perversion Spike! You hate the gender swapping R63! Remember that!)" Spike thought.

Then, after the class ended...

"I had fun watching the documentary today."

"I had a good time watching the doc also, well, I better get to my next class."

*Kiss!*

Spike then gritted his teeth as he rubbed the kiss mark on his cheek.

"(Save Twilight! Please save me!)"

Meanwhile...

"Get back here!" Twilight shouted.

"Never!" The old man shouted back!

"Rainbow, AJ, wheel!"

Then Applejack & Rainbow Dash formed a wheel and ran over the old man!

"Well, hurting old people isn't something we usually do, but we've made an exception! Now, turn the girls back into boys!" Twilight demanded.

That's when the old man teleported!

"What the?"

"Ha! Suckers, it turns out, I'm not an old man!" Then the culprit took off his disguise! "I'm a warlock who's parents are demons! Now if you'll excuse me, Xutaga here has more fun to be had!" That's when he jumped into a portal and escaped into another world.

"He escaped!" Said Fluttershy.

"What'll we tell Spike?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Guess we'll tell him...we failed. He now has to accept the fact that his friends will never turn back to normal." Declared Twilight.