The Conversion Bureau: Independence Day

by gamerboy111

The 16-Max Pony Prisons

"...Equestria has been attacking, every major city they could lay their han.. Um, hooves on." A young, blonde news girl said, gesturing to the wonderful meadow behind her. "New York has been devasted by a atomic explosion, but by the time officials had arrived in the remains of New York, they were shocked to find that there was not a trace of radiation. But what shocked them the most was that not even scraps of burnt metal survived. All the trees were there, all the animals in Central Park Zoo were alive, it was almost if they erased all man-made things and replaced them with nature. They're suspicions were proved right as the ponies then attacked Washington D.C shortly after. We have a witness of the event here. Over to you, Hank." The screen moved right to show the face of a young man with brown hair. He seemed a little surprised that he was called. But he then spoke, with confidence.

"Thank you, Jill." He said. "While Jill was at New York, I'm here at where Washington D.C was. Tell me, what was it like, Mr...?" Hank then looked to his right, and the camera turned to face a old man.

"Johnson." He said. "It was terrifying, I tell you! The ponies were attempting to thank us by wiping out all the evil things in our world. Which apparently means our Culture, Cities, Countries, and even our species! I saw them destroying Washington D.C, wiping out the Washington Monument and such. I ran away as far as I could, but noticed The White House was untouched. I somehow managed to get a cab and smash through the line of ponies blocking the humans from escaping. Just as I did so, we started piling out like crazy. The pony guards somehow managed to contain the majority of us, but any who escaped they blasted with a spell that vaporized them. A loud bang came from behind me, and when I looked in the rear view mirror, I saw a white sphere expanding across the land! This was from memorial bridge. The sphere had an effect on the car. The sphere probably attempts to kill any and all technology within a certain distance. The car sputtered and stopped, and I had to run. Just as the sphere was about to get me, it stopped halfway in memorial bridge. I got off just as the bridge collapsed. The sphere only travels the city, thank god." He then looked back, seemingly looking at something that was no longer there. "I had a son in New York." He said, sniffling. The camera turned back to Hank, and he said.

"Well, that's your story! Back to you, Jill!" He said. The camera moved left and went back to Jill in former New York.

"Thanks, Hank. The ponies have also destroyed the following." A list flew upwards from the bottom of the screen, containing names of a couple major cities. These were, New York City, Washington D.C, Los Angeles, Seattle, San Jose, San Francisco, and Chicago.

"So anyone who has relatives in any of these cities, I'm sorry. The Vice President of the United States has also somehow managed to get a list of the cities the ponies will be striking, and when. We have marked off all the cities destroyed. Here is the list." Jill's face then faded from the screen, turning it into a pitch black. A list soon came from the top up, moving rather slowly.

The list then stopped, and as the last of it exited the screen from the top, the black screen turned back to the face of Jill. She moved her hair over her shoulder, and spoke.

"If you are in any of those cities, evacuate now! We somehow managed to kidnap a Equestrian guard, and he said that after we destroy the major cities, they will use a humongous barrier to wipe out the entire human race!" She continued her rambling. The Vice President of the United States watched and shook his head. He changed the channel, and once again changed it. He then found something that interested him.

"...Canterlot had been destroyed! Those nasty humans have blown a hole in the side of the Canterhorn mountain, causing Canterlot, or what was left of it, tumbling down into the river below. The huge river that runs through Saddle Lake carried the debris past Ponyville, through The Everfree, and past Los Pegasus before finally emptying out into the ocean! The citizens of Equestria were devastated! With their capital city destroyed, what will we do? Those nasty humans are so evil, I just want to... Ugh. They had NO reason at all to do this! What did we ever do to them?!"

Everyone watching this broadcast completely facepalmed.

"Now. let's get to the weather!" The pony said. "The pegasi are saying there will be a light shower at-" A second later, the broadcast was interrupted. It turned to black, with a bleorp. Everyone watching the broadcast in Area 51 looked behind. There was a scientist holding two wires, both flickering.

"Uh. Oops." He said, and plugged them back in. He looked at the TV, and being seemingly satisfied with the fact that the broadcast came back on, went back to work flicking levers and things.

The president turned his attention back to the television, and began flicking through a few more pony news channels. Although he thought that the idea of having them be allowed to use the technology dumb, considering what they have done. He was curious because our technology can not withstand magic. It stops working. Maybe they're magic is not as powerful in the land where it came from, and gets more powerful the farther away it goes? But they needed the pony news, they had no idea it was being surveyed from Area 51, as well as the rest of every channel. He soon came upon another PNC (Pony News Channel), that interested him.

"...Cess Celestia has put a force field around Equestria after the incident of Canterlot, being called 11/9, happened that vaporized anything and everything human that touched it. Nothing human made can pass through the barrier, or leave. She is coming back to Equestria as fast at she can, saying she will stop at Las Vegas on the way. We-" The Vice President turned off the TV immediately. He quickly stood up, and yelled.

"TO LAS VEGAS!"

The sudden sound and movement startled Josh, who fell of the couch and landed on his dad, Robert, who was sitting on the floor because there was no more room on the couch. Josh looked at The Vice President with a gaze in his eyes before blinking and nodding his head.

"Yes!" He yelled, throwing his fist in the air. The rest of the scientists soon joined in, yelling things such as, "Halleluiah!" and, "For America, for the world!".

Road To Las Vegas, 30 Minutes Later...

Princess Celestia smiled as she approached Las Vegas. She headed in the direction of Equestria as soon as she had heard what had happened, but decided to stop at Las Vegas along the way. There were snags and traps along the way, as the vile, cruel, rude humans have found out where she would be going, and when; making it pretty obvious which paths she would be taking. But her army became superior, and they managed to get past. As Las Vegas came into view, she noticed that all the lights were off, and there were no humans. At all. She frowned. If there were no humans, what was the point of destroying the city, anyway? But she kept the thought to herself. Luna frowned and looked at Celestia.

"Um... Where are the humans?" She asked. "They probably evacuated. They know we're coming." Celestia said. She soon glided past a oddly shaped sign, that read; Welcome to the Fabulous, Las Vegas. Nevada. The sun princess scrunched up her muzzle as she read it. What was so fabulous about Las Vegas? She shook her head free of these thoughts as she entered the city. Immediately the ponies began blasting buildings and leveling things, but within a few seconds they stopped. It was dead silent. The ponies looked around, confused.

A few minutes passed, and soon somepony accidentally pushed over a mailbox. It fell to the ground with a loud clang, breaking the silence. The ponies attention turned to the mailbox, but something in the shadows was frightened by it. A second later a human ran out from the shadows, yelling as he ran across the street. Everypony just watched him make his way across the street and into another building. Complete silence. Except for a voice that came from the shadow.

"Well, frick."

Then all havoc broke lose. Hundreds of humans burst out of the shadows, and some from buildings and such. The ponies attacked, and it became a proper invasion.

Josh's helicopter, 10 Minutes Later...

Josh's helicopter flew towards Las Vegas, and they could already hear the explosions. His breathing increased as he saw Las Vegas. He could already see the Eiffel Tower, but a green blast of magic was shot from a pony, which made the Eiffel Tower creak, and it soon started to tilt. It then gave way, metal bars ripping and tearing, before cracking off entirely and falling over. The top bit was catapulted forward, smashing right through the Belliago, which in turn crumbled in the center. Another blast knocked down the stratosphere, which then crashed down with a huge crack, splinter, and bang.

Las Vegas would not recover anytime soon.

Third Person P.O.V, Miami...

Twilight Sparkle flew down towards the ground, smiling. These humans will see the light after they got rid of these cities. Princess Celestia told her so. She blasted another building. Of course she was right. Princess Celestia never lies. She flew up and out, towards the dock. She soon flew up and landed on top of the Miami City Hall. A minute later Fluttershy joined and landed on Miami City Hall too. She turned her head towards Twilight and spoke.

"Are you sure these humans are really as evil as the Princess said they are?" She asked suddenly. Twilight seemed surprised at the sudden speech, but shook her head and spoke.

"Um..." There was silence. They both said nothing for a few minutes.

"Yes. The Princess would never lie to us. Especially not me." Twilight said. She sighed. Fluttershy knew she was not completely sure in what she just said. She looked out over Miami. It was originally beautiful, but it had to go. She knew that.

"The humans were originally nice..." Fluttershy said, looking over the ocean Miami was next to. "If they came to Equestria instead, we would likely attack them before they attack us. You know how protective we are over Equestria, since we live in a world with hundreds of monsters." There was again a little silence, if you didn't count the destruction and death around Miami.

"And yet when they met us, they eventually allowed us into our society. They didn't attack, even though they're world is full of evil." Fluttershy said, making a point. Twilight was silent. Fluttershy decided that she should wrap this up.

"They might not be as evil as we originally thought." Fluttershy said.

"No. They're evil and you know that." Twilight said. Fluttershy looked at Twilight for a moment. She then, hearing a klunk and hoofsteps behind her, got up and walked away, in the direction of the sound. She found Rainbow Dash, who wiped her forehead and spoke.

"Whew. That took a while. Who knew these humans could build buildings that strong?" Rainbow said. About that time Rainbow noticed Fluttershy.

"Hey, Flutters. What's upsetting Twilight?" Asked Rainbow, looking in the direction of Twilight.

"She's... just... Resting." Fluttershy finally said. Rainbow shot Fluttershy a questioning look, but seemed to accept the answer because she nodded her head. Her ears suddenly perked up as she heard a sound. She looked behind her to find a ladder propped up against the city hall. A second later an orange hoof popped up from the side. Apple Jack then came up the ladder, and reaching back and helping Rarity up after she got to the top.

"Hey, AJ!" yelled Rainbow. Apple Jack turned her head towards Rainbow, causing Rarity to slip. Applejack immediately twirled around, pulling Rarity up. Applejack sighed and turned towards Rainbow. She trotted up towards her and spoke.

"Yeah?" Apple Jack asked Rainbow.

"Just wanted to know what you've been up to." Rainbow asked. Applejack rolled her eyes.

"Yah sound a bit like mah parents..." She said.

"Em... I mean, uh... How do I pronounce this any differently?" Rainbow asked, with a confused expression.

"Ah... Nevahmind. Ah've been tryin' to knock down Miami Tower, but dah stubborn thing just wouldn' come down." Apple Jack said. "Although it did eventually crack right down dah side, and did topple over, it took a whole lat o' pony-power."

Rainbow looked off in the direction that Miami Tower was, and, indeed, it was gone.

"Cool." Rainbow said, flapping her wings and surveying the landscape where Miami Tower once was. But then she noticed that Pinkie Pie was not there. She looked around Miami in a 360... Nothing but destruction and screams.

"Ugh! Can't these people stop they're screaming?!" Rarity yelled. "I'm afraid they're screams will blow my hair right off this planet!" Rainbow ignored her, and continued to look around.

"Where's Pinkie?" She asked. Fluttershy flew up to Rainbow and shrugged. As if on cue, a deafening crack sprung through the air, nearly shattering the eardrums of the ponies. They looked to they're right, only to see a giant, blue colored, glass building collapse. It caved in on it's self, in a fashion much like 9/11 South Tower collapse. Before it came to about halfway down, before tipping over and crashing down, causing hundreds of pounds of dust and debris to fly into the air.

"FOUR SEASONS HOTEL MIAMI!" Twilight screamed, jumping back at the sudden collapse. A few seconds later Pinkie Pie jumped up on top of the Miami City Hall.

"HIYA! Did I do a good job?!?! huh huh huh?!" She said at speeds of hundreds of miles an hour.

"GAAH!" Twilight yelled, flying backwards and crashing into Fluttershy. "Where did you come from?!"

Pinkie only giggled. "From Four Seasons Miami Hotel, silly!" Pinkie said, grinning. Twilight didn't question it and got off Fluttershy. She shook her head and spoke.

"Okaaaaay, anyway..." Twilight began. "Is everything cleared?" Twilight received many nods, but Pinkie's nod made Twilight think that her head was going to detach from her body.

"Yepero, Twilight! It's as clean as a hounds tooth!" Apple Jack said, looking at the now flat-ish Miami.

"Alright, good." Twilight said. She then began to use her magic, her horn glowed and sparks flew off, before a beam of purple light stretched across Miami. All the ponies disappeared.

"Start the sequence!" She yelled. The element bearers put on they're elements, and Twilight's horn glowed.

"Are you sure this will work?" Asked Rainbow. "The Princess's needed our power to activate the spell last time... What about now?"

Twilight ignored Rainbow. Well, for the most part. "Don't discourage me." Twilight said. "We can do this!" she smiled. They all closed their eyes, and a beam of light went between element to element. They opened their eyes, filled with white power. But right when they thought that they would succeed, somebody climbed up the ladder. A human. He lunged at them.

"NOOOOOOO!" he screamed. He smashed into Apple Jack, which knocked her out of the circle. The beam faded, and Twilight's magic went haywire. A huge explosion occurred, completely demolishing Miami City Hall. As the dust cloud cleared, Twilight opened her eyes. She could just about make out the silhouette of a human in the dirt. Twilight was angry.

"WHO ARE YOU?!" She screamed. The human looked a little surprised, but remained calm and, as he got up out of the rubble, spoke.

"The President." He said. "Of the United States."

Las Vegas, Present Time...

Josh, The Vice President, and Robert scurried across the grounds of Las Vegas, they charged down into the Bellagio, a famous hotel in Las Vegas. Josh looked at the tip of the Eiffel Tower through it and shook his head. As they entered the building, and charged down the luxurious halls, Josh was screaming.

"WHICH ROOM IS SHE IN?!" He yelled.

"ROOM 56, TOP FLOOR!" Robert yelled back.

"HOLY- THAT'S WHERE THE TIP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER IS!" Josh yelled again, running up the fleets of stairs, fighting against the hundreds of people coming down. He could barely hear him from the screams of people, and explosions outside. They kept running up until they reached the top floor. The carpet was scorched, and flower pots were smashed. They ran down the halls, checking on the rooms.

"52... 54... 56!" Yelled Josh. "SHE'S IN HERE!" Robert and Josh charged into the room, only to be met with a broken window, and the tip of the Eiffel Tower. They looked around.

"CHLOE?!" Yelled Robert, checking the closets. "MOM?!" Yelled Josh. He heard sobbing coming from the bathroom. But it soon stopped.

"R-robert, JOSH?!" Chloe, aka Josh's mom, yelled. She flew out of the bathroom.

"MOM!" yelled Josh, hugging her. Robert soon followed. The Vice President watched.

"Um, sorry to interrupt, but shouldn't we get out of here?" Asked The Vice President.

"Oh, um... Yes. Escaping and not dying." Josh said. "Mom, follow me!" He yelled. The four ran down the hallway, but before they reached the stairs, a giant explosion came from the hallway wall, that knocked everyone to their feet. A unicorn, being lifted by a unicorn was there. They noticed the humans, and the Pegasus threw the unicorn into the Ballagio. The Pegasus soon followed.

"OH-" yelled Josh, but was cut off by the Unicorn.

"YOU EVIL HUMANS! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELVES?!" She yelled. "How can you live in such a polluted world?! DO YOU EVEN CARE?!" The unicorn, now confirmed to be blue, shot a blast of magic at the humans. They all scrambled to get up, and started running towards the stairs. But the Pegasus charged forwards and slammed into Robert, pinning him down. Chloe then responded by shrieking and kicking the Pegasus in the head, who was launched off Robert. Robert took the opportunity to escape. Meanwhile, Josh was dodging blasts of magic from the unicorn. He jump up and a blast of magic fried the carpet and wood beneath him. Josh the lunged for the stairs, but the Pegasus smashed into him, sending him flying backwards towards The Vice President. They collided, and the Pegasus pinned them both down. The unicorn then shot a burst if magic at Josh, but Josh moved suddenly and the magic fried the Pegasus's hoof. The Pegasus yelped, and pulled his hoof back, giving Josh the perfect opportunity to uppercut the Pegasus. He did so, sending the Pegasus flying into the Unicorn.

"JOSH, COME ON!" Yelled Robert, from the stairs. Josh and The Vice President charged towards the stairs, and the four escaped. Or so they thought. When the four reached the bottom, The Pegasus smashed into The Vice President. The unicorn not far behind. The Unicorn aimed his horn at The Vice President.

"Goodnight, filthy creature!" She said. But then a blast of black light sliced across the sky, causing the ponies to disappear. Josh was the first one to speak.

"Excellent timing, Luna! Excellent timing!" Josh said.

"That was too close for comfort." Said The Vice President.

"I'll say!" Said Robert. Chloe was silent up until now.

"WHY ARE THESE PONIES DOING THIS?!" She screamed.

"Because they think we're evil, and think that the best thing to do is kill us. Like killing the person in pain." Robert said.

"Oh." said Chloe, looking towards the exit. "Shouldn't we be going?"

"Oh yeah!" Said Josh. "Escaping! Follow me!" The four charged out into the ruined Las Vegas, passing the snapped Eiffel Tower. They ran past many humans, all freaking out because they knew what was going to happen. The ponies were gone, and the Princess's were on top of the Ballagio, meaning that they were going to summon a death sphere, as we were calling it.

"Oh shoot! They're on the Ballagio?!" Josh screamed. "WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO THE STARTING POINT!"

The four soon got to Josh's helicopter, but there was someone in it trying to get it to work.

"HEY! THAT'S MY HELICOPTER!" Josh yelled. The guy inside looked surprised and scared to see the owner of the helicopter, so they jumped out and ran away.

"HEY, NO! YOU CAN COME WITH US! YOU'LL DIE OTHERWISE!" Josh yelled after them. But they were out of earshot. The four jumped in the helicopter, The Vice President of the United States in the front, Josh in the drivers seat, and his family in the back.

"Well those guys are screwed." He said. Josh flicked a few levers, and started mumbling.

"I didn't know you could fly a helicopter, Josh!" said Chloe.

"WELL YOU KNOW IT NOW!" Josh said, as the helicopter flew in the sky. "Strap yourselves in!" A huge bang was heard, and a white ball completely devoured the Ballagio, and began to devour the model of the Eiffel Tower. The helicopter flew away. The sphere was already at it's tail when it came to it's max speed. The sphere came closer, and closer, before sizzling away at the tail. Everyone screamed as the rear propeller was destroyed, sending the helicopter into a tailspin. The helicopter crashed landed, with a crack and a crash, it rolled past the sign that read, Welcome to the Fabulous, Las Vegas. Nevada.

Josh immediately looked out from the wreckage. The Sphere devoured the sign, but nothing past it. Josh sighed. He had made it! But a sudden realization came upon him.

"MOM?! DAD?! JOE?!" He screamed. His dad's moans gave away his location, and Chloe was fine.

"I'm okay, son..." Said Robert, getting out of the wreckage. Chloe soon followed. But no Joe.

"Where's Joe?!" Josh yelled. He looked around. But then Joe popped out of the wreckage.

"I'm okay." He said. "But how are we going to get back to Area 51?!" Josh looked around.

"It's not far from here at all. Only a mile or two." Josh said. "You should know that." Joe blushed.

"Oh, right..." Joe looked in the direction of Area 51. "Better get walking then, I suppose."

Miami, 15 Minutes Earlier...

Twilight Sparkle was stunned. Right before her, in the dust, was The President of the United States. She saw him die! How could he be here?! Twilight reacted the same way anypony would.

"H-how?! HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!" She screamed. The President of the United States didn't respond. Just looked back. "I SAW YOU DIE!" Twilight yelled.

"Watch. There's more." He said. More dust cleared, and The Prime Minister of Canada stood before her. More dust cleared, and The President of Mexico.

Twilight couldn't talk. She was speechless. How could they be here?! They died in the helicopter! Twilight searched her mind for answers, but couldn't find any. Then The President of the United States grinned. Twilight then realized something.

"H-how many m-more are there?" She asked. The dust completely cleared, revealing the leaders of Brazil, Chile, Australia, China, Russia, France, Italy, Great Britain, India, Japan, Philippines, Germany, Pakistan, Spain, Greece, South Korea, North Korea, Egypt, South Africa, among dozens of others. Twilight was shocked at all of the world leaders. They all died in the crash, so how did they...?

"Do not speak." The Prime Minister of Japan said.

"We have news for you." The Prime Minister of India said.

"And this news if very important..." The President of China said.

"...So listen carefully. The Prime Minister of Great Britain finished. Twilight was shocked at how they seemed to be communicating through their thoughts. It was a mind link. Impossible.

The President of the United States took a step up.

"You are killing us because we have wars, say bad words, and such?" The President asked. Twilight nodded her head.

"Killing us makes us better. Right?" The Prime Minister of Canada said. Twilight again nodded.

"Yes. Heaven is a better place. Way better then this crummy old planet." Twilight said. "Humans are evil, cruel, vile, rude, petty, ugly, big, mean, selfish, greedy, and like to fight and kill their fellow man." Twilight finished, satisfied that she got everything out. It was all true. Right? The President of the United States stared at Twilight.

"Let me analysis that." He said. Twilight was confused what he meant, but followed along. "Let's start at the first one. Evil." He said. The President of the United States looked towards the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, or Great Britain. He responded.

"Yes. Evil. Technically, evil counts for everything." He said. Twilight looked at him, and nodded.

"Well... Yes. I guess it does." She said. The President nodded.

"Now, the next one. Cruel." The President said. He looked towards Spain. The leader of Spain responded rather casually.

"The definition of cruel: Willfully causing pain or suffering to others, and feeling no concern about it." He said, looking at Twilight. "Is that how you define humans?" The leader of Spain asked. Twilight nodded.

"Yes. Humans are like that." She said.

"Now... Another word for cruel is inhuman. As in, not human. If humans were cruel, then that word wouldn't exist." The leader of Spain responded. Twilight was surprised, but wouldn't let it go.

"No. Humans are cruel, and won't admit it. That's the logical explanation of that word." She said. The leader of Spain nodded.

"What about you. You fought a group of ponies called Changelings, did you not?" The leader of Spain said. Twilight looked at the leader of Spain worryingly. Then spoke.

"...Yes... So?" She responded, trying to sound casual.

"They were hurt when you defeated them. Lots of them were hurt. Did you show any concern for them?" The leader of Spain responded. Twilight's eyes widened.

"Um... No... But..." She stammered.

"You and all the ponies in Equestria did the exact same thing that the definition of cruel says is cruel." The leader of Spain said. "I can admit that some humans are cruel for no reason, but I am sure some ponies are cruel for no reason too. The only way most humans are cruel, are when they are fighting for freedom and justice in a war." The leader of Spain smirked. Twilight looked for words, but could not find any. She sighed.

"Okay. So ponies are just as cruel as humans some times... and humans fight for the right reason's... but there is still the rest. You haven't proven anything yet." Twilight said.

"Not yet..." The President of the United States said. "But soon." He nodded at the leader of Brazil, who took a step up.

"The next one..." The leader of Brazil said. "Vile." The leader of Brazil cleared her throat, and then spoke. "Extremely unpleasent. That is the definition of vile." Twilight nodded,

"How?" The leader of Brazil asked.

"Huh? Pardon?" Twilight asked.

"How? How are humans unpleasent?" She asked. Twilight thought for a minute.

"They're annoying... Um... They have very short attention spans..." Twilight realized she couldn't come up with anything.

"Annoying. Some are and some aren't. Don't tell me you've never annoyed anypony, or been annoyed yourself." The leader of Brazil said, wrapping up.

"Well... Okay. Some ponies can be annoying and be annoyed..." She admitted.

"And the short attention spans? Some humans have short attention spans. Some have long ones." She said. "That doesn't make humans any less pure or evil."

"But every human I've ever met has left or gotten distracted by something every time I speak!" Twilight responded. The leader of Brazil looked at The President of the United States, and shrugged.

"I'm going to pass that one over." She said.

"Alright. Humans are not vile. Next one. Petty." The President of the United States said. Twilight nodded her head.

"I guess humans are not vile... But they are Petty!" Twilight yelled. The President of the United States nodded towards the leader of China, who stepped forward.

"The definition of Petty is insignificant. Unimportant." The leader of China said. "Now think about the size of our planet. Thousands of miles across. Now compare it to the sun. One million of our planets could fit into the sun.

Now, the largest known sun is VY Canis Majoris. Around two million of our suns could fit into that.

Now compare that to the milky way galaxy.

Now compare that to the largest known galaxy.

And think that there is at LEAST one hundred billion galaxy's of that size, each billions of light years away from each other, in the observable universe." The leader of Brazil gasped for breath. "And compare that to the entire universe."

The leader of Brazil took a deep breath.

"I would think our species are both an insignificant speck compared to the universe."

Twilight sparkle's eyes widen to the size of dinner plates. What a big universe. She gasped and looked down.

"SO WE'RE ALL PETTY. SO WHAT!?" She screamed. The President of the United States shook his head.

"Next. Ugly. Do you think slugs are ugly?" The President of the United States asked.

"Yes." Twilight responded.

"What do you think slugs think of you?" The President of the United States asked.

"They would think we're ugly because we're different." Twilight responded.

"Yes. Different opinions. So humans are not ugly. And ugly doesn't give you a reason to attack." The President of the United States said. He nodded towards the leader of Russia, who stepped up.

"Next. Big." The leader of Russia said. Nobody said a word after that.

"Seriously?" Said The President of the United States, face palming. Twilight blushed.

"It just comes up when your ranting..." Said Twilight.

"Believe me, I know." Said the leader of Russia.

"Next. Mean." Said the leader of Russia. He shook his head.

"Mean is the same as greedy, which is the same as selfish." He said.

"Humans are not mean. We didn't attack when you came here, while you would've." The President of the United States took over. "We're not greedy because we gave you power. The definition of greedy is wanting money or power. We gave you power. We gave you trust. Face it. We're not evil. Your princess has been lying to you." The President of the United States said. Twilight looked at them, and then down at the ground.

"No... NO... NOOOO!" She screamed. "YOU KNOW HUMANS ARE EVIL, BUT YOU'RE TOO AFRAID TO ADMIT IT! YOU'RE DEAD!" She blasted the humans with her magic. "YOU... YOU..." She stopped yelling. Sighing, she sat down.

"H-how are you alive...?" She asked, breathing heavily. They were silent. Then white wings sprung off from the backs of all the world leaders.

"We aren't." He said, before disappearing, leaving nothing but dust. Twilight didn't say a word. Her screaming must've woken up the rest of the mane six, because a shuffling sound came from beneath some rubble. How did she forget about them? She raced to where the sound was coming from, but Rainbow burst out before she could get there.

"Ugh... where... what happened?" She asked, looking around at the ruined Miami City Hall. A second later Apple Jack jumped up from a fallen over stack of chairs.

"W-what happened?" She asked. Fluttershy and Rarity came into view. But where was Pinkie?

"HI TWILIGHT!" Pinkie Pie yelled from behind Twilight. Twilight didn't even flinch, and casually looked around.

"Thank goodness your all safe!" She said. Then Rainbow looked at Twilight weirdly.

"Why didn't you react to Pinkie...? She always scares you." Rainbow said, moving her head. Twilight just rolled her eyes.

"I... Have seen crazier things." She said. Before anypony could respond, Twilight spoke. "I am glad to inform you that the human that attacked us was incinerated in the blast." she said proudly. Everypony nodded. But before they could say anything else, a few dozen human police, all armed with guns burst in. They saw the ponies and pointed the guns at them.

"HAND-Er-HOOVES UP, PONIES!" The leader of the team barked. "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" Rainbow flew into the air.

"NOT ON MY WATCH!" She said, charging towards the first guard. Before he could get a shot in, Rainbow collided with the leader, knocking him to the ground. She already lunged for another guard before the rest of the police team began shooting at her.

"RAINBOW!" Twilight yelled. But then a shot got fired, which clipped Rainbow's left wing. She tumbled on to the ground, and immediately the human police team jumped on her, pinning her to the ground, and putting special wing-cuffs around her wings.

"OW!" Rainbow yelled. While the team of police hoof-cuffed her, the rest of the mane six were being threatened with guns.

"If you know what's good for you, you will come along quietly." He said. Before the mane six could respond, they were jumped on and hoof-cuffed.

"EEP! Why, you... Scoundrels! Un-hoof my this instant!" Rarity yelled. A specially designed horn-cuff was put on Twilight and Rarity's head.

"Hey!" Yelled Twilight. She attempted to use her magic, but to no avail. They were all hoof-cuffed. There was no escape.

"You will be going to a special prison. We called it the 16-Max Pony Prison. Located in mid Texas. Good luck escaping, evil ponies." The human guard hissed. The ponies growled. But they were took and put into a special helicopter to be flown from Miami to a 16-Max Pony Prison. Whatever it was. They had began construction about two months after the ponies invaded. They were located all over the world. One in central Texas, United States; one in north-west Ontario, Canada; one in central Brasilia, Brazil; one located in north Chubuj, Argentina; one in South-Centre, France; one located in north Novaya Zemlya, Russia; one in north Hokkadio, Japan; one in west Egypt; one in central Madhya Pradesh, India; one located smack right in Cape Town; and one in north South Australia.

These prisons were specially designed to hold even Princess Celestia, in case the ponies would turn against the humans. The walls were made with five feet of solid iron, coated with an extra two feet of Kevlar. Each cell was painted with a very special inexpensive gold paste, the only known material to be immune to any and all magic. It was a small room with noting but a immovable Kevlar, gold-coated bed, desk, and small circle seat. The prisoners never came out of they're cells. It was fully equipped with a shower, that only lasted for fifteen minutes before it shut off automatically. The toilet, sink, and drinking fountain were made with the same-ish system. There was three reinforced sliding doors to block the exit, each fully equipped with lock pads impossible to hack. There were fifty of these rooms, all guarded with security cameras of all kinds. There was two guards per room, all wearing exo-skeleton suits, funny equipped with stun-guns, mechanisms that takes the wearers power, and multiplies it by twenty. They can run twenty time faster, too. The first area of the prison was the rooms. They were in a circle area, meaning if a door opens, every guard will be able to see it easily. The only way out is to call a special elevator, which scans your face, finger, foot, eye, and needs a special key-card to be operated. Other wise it will set off an alarm. The area was in the very center of the complex, completely guarded with magic-breaking machines that killed all magic. Not to mention everything was coated with Kevlar and the gold paste. It was all guarded by endless security systems, and to top it all off, it was surrounded by helicopters. The impossible prisons, they called them. Beats the ADX Florence prison by a mile.

There would be no easy escape for the ponies anytime soon.