The day after the tea party the sky turned red and pure darkness began to rain from the sky.
"Oh no not again!" Said like every pony. I mean they've seen so many horrors over the last couple of years that it's a wonder that they haven't all gone even MORE insane.
"We need to alert Twix Bar!" Said Alf.
"We tried, but we cant find her!" Said a guard pony.
Alf, who was naturally the captain of the royal guard, was faced with an awful situation.
"Prepare the orbital lasers!" He ordered.
"Spine and Robotimo have the starter keys!" Said someone.
"WELL GO GET THEM!" He ordered
"I'm sorry sir, but we cant find them!!!!!!!!!!"
"FOR THE LOVE OF MELMAC, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!" Said Alf. And also Alf is still a puppet while everyone else is a cartoon.
"SIR, THE ROYAL PALACE!" Said I don't know..... lets say his name is Glen.
"HOLY HAIRBALLS, WHAT IS THAT?" Lol you see it's funny because Alf eats cats. You guys should probably go watch the entire Alf series and the made for TV movie "Project ALF" before reading any more of this story. Not because it's necessary for understanding the story, but just because ALF is a pretty good show.
The royal palace exploded, and slowly a large structure began to phase into its place.
"This is incredible! We need the Swooty Squad!" Said Alf.
"They can do nothing to save you now." Said a calm voice that sounded an awful lot like Ron Perlman.
"PONIES, PREPARE FOR BATTLE!" Ordered Alf as he unsheathed the jewel adorned saber he was given as a reward for his courage during the invasion of Mr.MarcMeanyclypse.
Above them thousands of small explosions lit up the sky.
And all was silent.
"I don't like this." Said Alf.
Suddenly Glen, the pony that we've all come to love, was sliced in half by a chunk of falling metal.
"Oh no.....THE SKY LASERS, HE BLEW UP THE SLY LASERS!" Alf could only stare in horror as debris rained down from the sky, killing ponies by the thousands.
Horse Capital U.S.A was once again in ruins.
"EVERYONE, RETREAT!" Ordered Captain Alf.
Only about 70 ponies and an Alf were able to escape.
After the smoke cleared, the entire city was gone, but it had already been replaced.
"What? That's IMPOSSIBLE! How did you build an entire city ALREADY?" Asked the understandably confused Alf.
"You still fail to see what is happening. The city was ALWAYS here, I simply allowed it to take its place in this dimension!" Said that evil voice again.
"When the Swooty Squad gets here, you're going to pay for everyone you killed!" Said Alf as he pointed his Saber at the new city.
"Let them come. The age of Grogar has begun again. Tremble at the sight of the great city Tambelon! TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF ME!"
The red sky became pitch black. No stars or any source of light could be seen outside of the blinding white light of Tambelon.
Alf fell to his knees as the face of Grogar appeared in front of the city. It was only a projection, but still instilled fear onto the hearts of all who saw it.
"I've heard of having a big head, but this is ridiculous! HAHA I KILL ME!" Said Alf with a smile and also in awful fear.
Alf began to run. He would go to the old Cave of Krispies, in hope of finding Twix Bar and the others.
MEANWHILE!
"Man I'm glad we all decided to go shopping today to get our minds off of Grogar!" Said Apple Friend.