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// (The crazy Arc) Reforms, reforms everywhere! 
// Story: Too Much Randomness 
// by xluferx 
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A new day should have started today, but no. Today was still today and the sun didn’t moved from its actual position. And the same goes for the 5 living being inside the tree that unquestionable is a library.

However inside the lively library were five careless sleepy heads, but one of them was not for long; that head belongs to our handsome and incredible beloved Mini-Zeppelin who sadly didn’t get his arms all that hunky like those super models from the magazines by giving belly rubs until he collapsed in exhaustion, but still he wanted to keep going only to hear her pur like a cute little cat.
Mini-Zeppelin was between two colors.

One white.
And one blue.
Despite the two pillo
ws were really soft and comfy beyond comparison they were starting to feel quite heavy for his tastes, especially to his legs and torso combined. 

But Mini-Zeppelin knew better, those pillows were evil by nature and he has overstayed his welcome; it was time for him to leave the pillows alone or they will get angry. But it was too late because they began their punishment combined upon him, 
The situation felt like he was in front of two powerful deities and he was begging to be spared, but inside his head he heard them talking to him.
“Your greed must be punished!” Blue god pillow said
“You have overstayed your welcome!”  White god pillow added.
“Please be as soft is your softness and spare my unworthy life!” Imaginary Mini-Zepplin pleaded on his knees in front of the gods.
“NAY! Despite you were unworthy to set a foot in our soft lands,  our kindness and pity convinced us to allow you entrance.”
“I’m so sorry! Your softness was too much for my greed to control!” Imaginary Mini-Zeppelin somehow began to cry, constant tears falling like a waterfall to the soft floor.

“Your greed called for this, so we shall give it what it wants so badly!” Shouted the two gods-pillows in unison.
Imaginary Mini-Zeppelin immediately saw how around him several white and blue pillows fall from the sky, and slowly but surely began to pile up around his entire body; and at that moment he knew that his greed was going to be his demise.
He is going to drown in soft pillows.

“NOOOOOOO PLEASE FORGIVE ME!”

But two pillows god were long gone, leaving him alone to die by asphyxiation with pillows. The pillow were too heavy but soft, he loved the feeling of softness but he didn’t want to die…not like this, at least let him has some soft cute teddy bear! 

But it was in vain, his hand tried to fruitless get a hold of something that might help in escape of his death but there was only air around him and he only gave one muffled cry before finally sinking into the depths of the softness. 

Meanwhile Twilight Sparkle the prized student of the princess herself finally woke up from her mid-day slumber and gave the normally and routinely yawn as her limbs stretched for better comfort.
But when her eyelids were completely open she didn’t feel like a normal unicorn mare who just awoke from a normal slumber, she felt; for some reason, like a mother. And the sight her eyes caught just increased that feeling even more, three little kids were profoundly sleeping next to her and she only could give a warm smile; Celestia always gave that same smile to her and her subjects, Twilight understood how her mentor feels now. (In a way)

However the warm feeling had to wait, a big poster was on her way preventing her to keep watching the sleeping kids in her current care.




Please help!




Said poster was coming out between the thin space between the two sleeping ex-princesses of Equestria now turned fillies, the poster shook a lot and Twilight’s head finally realized that the one who should be there is Mini-Zeppelin! 

And he was calling for help!




I will not make it, please tell the other mini-mes that I will miss them.




And Twilight panicked at that last message.




And please tell Happy Mini-me that I hate him.
hahahahahaha




And the panicking was for nothing, Mini-Zeppelin was being only a bothersome like he was earlier with her.

However her demeanor quickly changed again at recive another message from the tiny being.




If you are reading this, which means that I’m dying right now because that last one took all my oxygen by accident. 

TT.TT




And Twilight became a living statue, between the two little princesses’ bellies occurred some erratic series of movements.

And finally the movements stopped, and the bulge that it was doing disappeared like it was never there.

The jaw of a certain unicorn met the floor as her face turned into an horrified expression, she just has witnessed the cruel reality of life when nature decides to take the life of a living being prematurely, before time. And the worst of all is that she was the one who put Mini-Zeppelin in that situation naively! 

She can hear the premises of the next day, Twilight Sparkle the prized student is a murderer, Twilight murderer Sparkle, The number one murderer, the sister of the Royal Captain’s Guard is a criminal, Element of Harmony is only a murderer, etc,etc,etc.
Just so many possibilities!

“Just do what Candace always does to deal with these kinds of situations Twilight.” In a hushed tone Twilight spoke to herself alone.
“Well I died Thank you so much for helping me!” Mini-Zeppelin said from behind her.

And true to be told, Mini-Zeppelin was right there just standing with both of his arms crossed in annoyance as he somehow stared at her with an uneasy look accompanied with the fact that he felt really pissed.

However that wasn’t the case of Twilight the now shocked unicorn, who without thinking she used her magic and grabbed Celestia’s body and threw it away as a ragdoll to who knows where inside the library, Celestia who was having pleasant dreams had to forcefully wake up and before she could realize the situation which she was in her tiny and fragile cute body impacted with a meany wall.

But the focus is not in Celestia, right now we only care at the lifeless body that used to belong to Mini-Zeppelin, the subconsciousness of logic has left the plain of mortals leaving in total control of Zeppelin Sullivan’s body to the other Mini-Mes, and what he told them before he abruptly parted away was going to become true; Equestria will not be prepared for this.

“Youuuuuuuuu…….killeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddd………meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
“What?!” Was Twilights shocked response.

“My…soul…will……” Insert drama and suspense here “HAUNT…YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!” as the voice keep shouting through his vocal chords the body began to turn dust in the air, leaving Twilight behind with the recently discovered soul of Mini-Zeppelin. Twilight slowly turned to face her haunter, and her eyes’ pupils shrank in size.

There was the soul of her victim; he was staring at her but with actual eyes!

AND THOSE EYES WERE ON THE PALM OF HIS HANDS!

BUT WHY AREN’T THEY MOVING AT ALL!?

WHY ARE THEY SO PLAIN?!

“Because I drew them! LOL”

“LMAO!”

“…”

“HOLY SHIT FIRE!”

And like once Big Zeppelin did before everything happened, Mini-Zeppelin was running in circles surely making Zeppelin Sullivan feel proud of his deed, just to add if Twilight wasn’t a murderer she wouldn’t mind began a new career as one.

STARTING BY THIS LITTLE FUCKER!

By that moment everybody who was sleeping wasn’t now, except for Luna because for being the cutest filly some force of the universe prevented her from waking up and remain in her state to please whatever entity with her cuteness.

“I’M MELTING!” Mini-Zeppelin’s butt was probably long gone by now, but he still had hope to salvage his little butt if he kept rolling like a barrel without stop, but still doing the circle laps.

The battle between him and the fire was tough but Mini-Zeppelin never gave up and keep attacking with barrels rolls over and over again, yet his surroundings weren’t great help to aid him to defeat the fire on his butt, slowly crawled to reach his back and legs. Mini-Zeppelin doubled his efforts in making barrels rolls even harder and fast and for his relief his actions were taking effect on the hot enemy, the burning sensation was fading and felt less…hot to say at least.

Meanwhile Twilight Sparkle was getting scolded by her mentor and her number one assistant (or slave) about what she just do, and how bad that was and what if.

Anyways Twilight deep inside her for the first time she didn’t care what her mentor was saying to her because what she just did to the little bastard was well deserved as it brought her too much pleasure. And that is not something that a pony like her should think.
However for the luck of our questionable hero, the defeat of the fire was comlete and the quest of save his butt was a complete success, his little butt was still hot but it was affected that much to get concerned; all those facts filled him with pride and joy.

“YES!!”

Only to die down at the moment after he shouted in victory by an angry looking lunar filly, despite she has her magic was weakened that didn’t prevent her to still cast spells which she have already learn, though they were a weakened version.

“Really?” Annoyance in his voice was clear at seeing a small flame slowly growing where the first fire was defeated with valiant effort.
Mini-Zeppelin only walked to the nearest couch and with a good jump he was on it and sit like a normal person would sit, though judging by his size he was on the edge of it. He glared at the lunar filly with the fake eyes which he drew on the palm of his hands but this time those painted eyes had a pair of angry brows.

“THOU AWAKO US WITHOUT OUR CONSENT !” Her small hoof pointed at the responsible as she came closer using the three legs which were not being used to accuse somebody in specifically.

“THOU MUST FACE PUNISHMENT FOR SUCH TRANSGRESSION!” Little Luna was right at front of him, yet if we didn’t count the fact that the couch was taller than her, so probably it should be said that she was below rather than front of him.

Anyways Mini-Zeppelin didn’t waste the opportunity and when Luna was within his reach he jumped from the couch and perfectly landed on Luna’s back and without wasting time he got a good grip on her short mane getting the much expected reaction from the little cute ex-princess of Equestria. As an angry bull which saw the color read, young Luna began her quest to throw off the weight of Mini-Zeppelin from her back and then make him pay for such disrespect to her; she was a proud princess after all. (Or used to be)
She jumped, ran in circles, thrashed her head in every direction possible even tried to use her magic, but that last one  was embarrassing because it couldn’t even lift him an inch away from her. Then Luna recurred to her last strategy, her tiny wings flapped furiously and much to her disbelief she hardly managed to fly a few meters and it didn’t help her at all in her deed; furthermore she only managed to embarrass herself even more.

*Knock Knock*

“Yo, Twilight are you there?”

Twilight ignored the two still upset kids and found the sudden event as an opportunity to relieve herself from the stress that Celestia and Spike combined were inflicting upon her, though it really surprised her how childish her mentor was acting with her like the barriers between princess and subject were shattered.

“Rainbow, I thought that you were still in that race”

“Yeah, I won as expected” As the arrogant mare she is she stated “Anyways when I was returning to Ponyville I was delivered a letter from the castle saying that I was designated to be the Royal curier because I was the fastest Pegasus in Equestria! Can you believe Twi, even the princesses know that I’m the fastest Pegasus in whole Equestria!”

‘And the most arrogant’ Twilight though as she gave her classical smile which a friend would give to another friend, but Rainbow mentioned the princesses so she doesn’t know what had happened when she was gone who knows where.

“So as my first job as a royal courier I have to deliver you this” And Twilight grabbed with her telekinetic grip a scroll with a Royal’s seal on it.
“But Ranbow what about your job in the weather factory” Twilight asked.

“Well the letter also said that they already made the…things/stuff so my schedule would not interfere with my new job, with that said…Bye Twi!” And once more Twilight was left behind by a trail made of rainbow.

With her magic she, without any mercy for the seal and its plead for spare its life, broke the seal in two different parts and let the scroll go down so she could be able to read what King Knight wanted to say to her personally; also it felt strange in her tummy because the only royalty she was accustomed to receive letters from was from Celestia and almost never from Luna.



Twilight Sparkle,
After some research the council and ourselves included we saw you as the most capable pony with the characteristics of a good leader, and for that reason you will lead the rabble of territory which you currently reside.
Congratulations Twilight Sparkle, the duchess of Ponyville.
Sign,
King Knight & The Council



And the piece of paper accompanied with the brutally murdered Royal seal fell to the floor, along with Twilight’s jaw. She was like that time she was turned into a stone by some monster of the Everfree.

And our dear Spike the abused dragon came to the scene “What’s the problem now?” and noticing the brutally and unfairly assaulted paper he picked it up and began to read it as Twilight did and like her he sent it to the floor, using gravity.

Now it was the turn of Luna the filly of the moon who was now calm but with the tiny difference that Mini-Zeppelin was on her back petting her, Luna would never admit defeat so it was more like an agreement that as long that Mini-Zeppelin stays on her back he must use his hands to scratch her ears, pet her short mane and give small massages to her back and Mini-Zeppelin happily complied to such request.
The scroll was lifted by magical means; Luna’s power was enough to lift a piece of paper at least. And almost immediately the paper was once again on the floor with a terrified filly who has a tiny man on her back.

“What’s troubling you dear sister?” The younger voice of Celsetia appeared in scene.

“WE FORGOT HOW TO READ!”