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// Guest Author Fortnight: Sunset Shimmer/Luna by The Abyss 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	''Why choose me over my sister, Sunset?" Luna asked, running her hoof through her marefriend's hair. ''Surely she is prettier than I...''

''I could never date your sister, Luna," Sunset replied, nuzzling her on the cheek. She smiled as she felt Luna pull her closer with her wing, so she leaned into her neck. She closed her eyes and sighed deeply, her heart pumping fast from what she was about to say.

"Besides...''

"What?''

"It's quite apparent that your ass is bigger than hers. I like big butts and I cannot lie!"