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// Guest Author Fortnight: Iron Will/Cadance by Crowley 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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''...But wait, there's more!'' the minotaur flexed his muscles toward the pink alicorn in her royal doorway, ''if you order a steamy night out with yours truly RIGHT NOW, not only will the restaurant's bill be covered in its entirety, but I'll also throw in a sensual hoof massage and post-coitus back rub! A beautiful mare like yourself demands nothing less, after all. Whaddya say?'' He sealed the deal with a wink, ''Want some minotaur action?''

Cadance, for the first time during Will's speech, had the chance to speak; ''I'm married.''

''Oh. Never mind. Toodles!''