''...But wait, there's more!'' the minotaur flexed his muscles toward the pink alicorn in her royal doorway, ''if you order a steamy night out with yours truly RIGHT NOW, not only will the restaurant's bill be covered in its entirety, but I'll also throw in a sensual hoof massage and post-coitus back rub! A beautiful mare like yourself demands nothing less, after all. Whaddya say?'' He sealed the deal with a wink, ''Want some minotaur action?''
Cadance, for the first time during Will's speech, had the chance to speak; ''I'm married.''
''Oh. Never mind. Toodles!''