Too Much Randomness

by xluferx


(The crazy Arc) Always read the manual

Three ponies and a baby dragon were inside the library of Ponyville, the ponies were finding comfort in the two sofas provided by the host Twilight Sparkle who was in front of her guests; Celestia and Luna, because their title as princesses of Equestria was lost against the ruler sovereign of Equestria King Knight who won fairly the kingdom by defeating Luna in a duel with confetti; weapon which Celestia cannot hold her rage longer against the idiocy of her sister and not only give her a piece of her mind but also a good disciplinary actions.
“So let me get this straight..” Twilight pondered the new information acquired but still was difficult to process “you lost Equestria against confetti?”

Celestia inmediatly interfered at that inquire from her dearest student “ The word ’you’ sounds like plural Twilight” With very disapproving eyes combined with anger she looked directly at her sister “Because we perfectly know who is the only responsible of this outcome”

“WE ALREDY TOLD THOU THAT CONFETTI WAS DEADLY!” Luna pointed at her sister with frustration in her voice.

“BUT CONFETTI?! LUNA IT WAS CONFETTI!!!” Both frontal hooves went upwards as she shouted to her sister not being able to contain her anger towards Luna any second more, her nerves were at the edge of losing control. And Twilight was witnessing the moment that she never expected to see in her entire life; watching her mentor a pony that never lost her composure against anything and always was caring and motherly is right now at the edge of to turn into a mass of fire.

“GO AND FIGHT HIM THEN!!”

“NOWDAYS VIOLENCE IS NOT AN OPTION LUNA!!”

And a childish discussion between two mad sisters began.

Twilight wasn’t shocked but her mouth was hanging there at the development of events in front of her very eyes; she didn’t want to interfere but he needed to stop them somehow or their discussion might turn a bit heated and her book will be victims of the collateral damage.
And our dear baby dragon friend came with a plate with three cups filled with tea while he was wearing his apron which have inscribed in it with big words ‘KISS THE COOK’, arriving next to Twilight he noticed that Twilight’s jaw was hanging open causing him to raise an eyebrow and turn to the direction which Twilight was looking and his jaw hanged there when he saw the princesses discussing as they threw weak spells against each other.

“Twilight why the princesses are about to fight?” He innocently asked.

Forgetting the fact that she is a powerful unicorn Twilight grabbed the cup with of her hooves and began to drink its contents and sighed I relief knowing that she felt a bit calm thanks to the tea of her number one assistant; but moments later with her right hoof she rubbed her throat and chest in fast motion for the burning sensation coming from there as she grimaced.

Spike managed to catch the falling cup before it shattered on the floor as he looked with a deadpan expression “Twilight the tea is always hot”
As response she smiled sheepishly, however Spike glanced again to the princesses and saw that they were fully standing facing each other with white glowing eyes.

“So what is the problem now?”

Twilight opted to don’t watch her rulers fighting each other and her focus went to his assistant “Well Spike, Equestria has a new ruler”
“And?”

“His name is King knight.”

“So…”

Twilight sighed exasperated”The problem is that Princess Luna lost Equestria to him in a duel, and she was defeated with confetti”
Spike’s face became blank staring at the nothingness of the space.

“Well that’s a problem”

However when Spike finally understood the situation the other cups of tea remaining were engulfed the magical aura from both princess, one golden colored and the other blue.

“WAIT!”

But it was too late for Spike warn them about the temperature and Twilight with Spike witnessed in shock how both princesses threw the hot tea to the other, in synchronization they screamed their frustration and pain only to look at each other with eyes that could kill anypony; surpassing the stare of Fluttershy. Their face was completely wet and dripping the excess of tea of their fur; however that was the last straw for both of them and their horns glowed with intensity and spells barrages were throw.

The student and the assistant couldn’t believe what was happening and the words faltered them, the shock was too much that Spike hand dropped the cup and shattered on the floor.

“You know?” A newcomer interrupted the state of shock “Some popcorn might combine with this.”

The unicorn with the dragon turned to the left and their shock was replaced by surprise when their eyes caught the sight of the newcomer. Or more specifically the tiny form of the voice’ owner.

Twilight recognized him but in a vague way, the tiny-errr-minotaur relative; yeah it makes sense in a way to her (somehow), had resemblance with the one who challenged her friend Rainbow Dash though his color were inverted, instead of having a the entire head colored of green it was black and the question mark was purple, and the upper body was green.

“And you are?”

The tiny minotaur relative bowed in respect with his hand at heart.

“I’m Zeppelin Sullivan’s subconsciousness of logic “ And for some reason that he only knows he stroke an strange pose, he was only standing in one errr apendage; one claw (maybe) was on his forehead as the other was stretched and pointing at Twilight. That’s the best she could describe it because she doesn’t understand him,

“Subconsciousness of logic?” Spike asked getting closer giving him a better look, he was smaller than Fluttershy pet but somehow his was could be heard like somepony of large size.

“Yep”

“From Zeppelin Sulivan? Twilight sent her question.

“Another yep”

“Who is Zeppelin?”

The tiny manifestation stopped posing his strange pose and brought a finger to his chin striking a new pose; the thinker.

Or at least something that appear to put him as somebody who thinks because how he is moving doesn’t give him that much seriousness.
“Well Zeppelin is the guy that challenged that rainbow colored pony and pretty much is the new ruler of this place…whatever is it name” Mini Zeppelin began to slowly walk in circles around the baby dragon much to his annoyance “Yet I don’t understand why those two are fighting, he- errrr- me or big me won the battle fairly despite would be interesting take the role as a ruler wouldn’t be my thing if I return to my body”

“I don’t get it” Twilight inserted

“Me neither” Spike added.

Despite he didn’t have any eyes he stared from what should be a look of ‘Are you serious?’

“To put it simply, I’m the only one who can keep Zeppelin at bay; I know that big me look harmless, crazy, silly and funny but I really but really need to return to my body or the others me will lose control and probably go into a rampage or just kill big me, and both of them are bad”
Twilight used to be shocked, same with Spike but now they were terrified at the explanation of the tiny manifestation. But let’s not forget that Twilight terrified expression also came when she glanced at her house and saw that all the books were disorganized and some places had residual magic on it and then she looked at him expectantly like she hoped that he could do something before the princesses destroy her house in blind rage.

“Oh, they...” Mini Zeppelin examined the situation with calm and with critical pseudo-eyes; not like Twilight who for self-defense raised a bubble shield around the three when several books flew directly at them.

“I think this might work”

“You think?!”Exasperation was the overwhelming feeling that was dominating the poor owner of the library.

“Yep! So let me check my manual…”

*Snap*

From the air a small book materialized and landed on his tiny appendages. Page per page he searched with calmness inside the bubble shield while Twilight and Spike was constantly shouting at him to do not ignore them and do something.

“Nope” Page changed

“This neither” Next page

“No” To the next one

“Nah” Skipping another couple of page and maybe…

“Ha there it is!”

“ARE YOU LISTENING TO US?!” Twilight was losing control both from her shield and temperament.

“Nah, I was trying to read and you were kinda distracting me” He said as he closed the book

“WHAT?!”

Mini- Zepellin threw the book and it vanished within the air to who knows where and clapped his hand together.”Let’s go!”

“Up”

“Up”

“Down”

“Down”

“Left”

“Right”

“Left”

“Right”

“B”

“A”

Suddenly both princesses were engulfed with purple clouds, not that they noticed it because they still were focused in their little ‘discussion’ with each other. Everybody except for, Mini-Zeppelin, were looking astonished at his work when the clouds began to dissipate.
Instead of two fully grown alicorn were in their places two little and very cute fillies who still tried to throw books at the other. Celestia lost her multicolored mane to a long pink mane but she still maintained the color of her coat and her cutie mark; in Luna case there was no more ethereal mane only a short light blue mane and her flank had her cutie mark.

They were so cute.

Celestia was the first to notice the change and all the objects around her fell to floor ans she stared completely shocked her tiny hoof. Meanwhile Luna was still blinded and attempted to use her levitation spell to throw a book to Celestia but when she realized for some reason couldn’t perform such simple spell she gave a cute war cry and charged to Celestia, by the way she didn’t noticed that Celestia was different.
And a cat fight began.

The library was safe.

However Mini Zeppelin was watching the fight take place with attention.

“You know?” Both Twilight and Spike turned to him waiting for what he was about to say.

“This would be more exciting if they were older”

And was Twilight turn to deliver a hit the back of his tiny head, he deserved it after all.