//------------------------------// // The Third. // Story: The Beginning of The End That Was the Sequel To the Epilogue. // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// "Hey, doc! You want to do something special today?" "Of course. As we do each day, my dear Ms. Hooves. Try and make Ponyville more interesting!" They're Derpy and the Doc. Yes, Derpy and the Doc, One likes to think, The other to talk, They're all around nice, Though give bad advice, There's Pinkie, (Pie!) They're Derpy and the Doc, Doc, Doc, Doc, Doc, Doc, Doc, Doc, Doc. "Ms. Hooves, are you sure you don't hear that?" "Sorry, Doctor. I really don't hear a theme song when you say 'Try and make Ponyville more interesting!'." "I cannot be imagining it!" Running candidate Pinkie Pie is one of the most -if not thee most- energetic ponies you will ever know. For every laugh she brings, she brings just another to every pony else. This is a mare who doesn't care about her own goals; just to be sure that every pony is smiling and having a good time. Pinkie Pie not only values the worth of joy, but also the importance of hard work. Hard work like the work some ponies do on rock farms; like the one she spent her young filly life tending to. A bright smile and a dedicated missionary; Pinkie Pie does and have both. And no mudslinging can change that. OR CAN IT!? Fun is fun, but Pinkie Pie takes it too far. In a recent toe-tapping musical number, this mare had admitted to the reason she wants to make ponies happy is because it makes herself happy. What's next? Is she going to give money to the poor so they'll give her money back? That's SOCIALISM! And what does Pinkie plan to do with the money the poor give her? My guess is on sugar parties. Pinkie Pie: Exciting Road Maker for the Future? Or Drugged Up Socialist? YOU DECIDE! This Fall... ...From the producer of Shun-set Shim-itar... ...She was just a small town girl... "Man this is a small town..." Sonata Dusk huffed and kicked her feet out under her while she sat on a bench. ...Living in a lonely world... "And it sucks worse because I'm lonely in it! I thought small towns were supposed to be close-knit! TV lied to me!" ...But that was before she took a midnight train... Suddenly a huge billowing steam train came ripping down the street in front of Sonata; ripping the pavement out of the ground as the head of the train lead its whole being down the road without any tracks. Sonata panicked and brought her legs against her body, eyes wide while the train stopped right in front of her. A passenger door swung open and two girls stood there, reaching a hand out to her each and looking at her exactingly. "Get on the train..." One of them spoke. "W-Where does this train go?" Sonata asked. ...To hell... "Wherever the Grezma Incident strikes next..." They both put on a pair of shades and drew giant alien-esque riffles, "We need your help to stop them." "You're the key." Adagio Dazzle as "Chief Firs Wan Ted"... "I've been doing this for so long, it's almost second nature to me. Stick with me, new girl, and you'll never lo--" as she finished her sentence, a bulky alien pops around the corner and shoots a round into the back of her, causing her to fall flat on her face. "NOOOOOOOO!" Sonata cried out, kneeling down next to her fallen partner. "I-I'm not dead..." "Oh..." Aria Blaze as "Fun Haus"... "Why do they call you Fun House?" "Because I love to laugh... And it's Haus... Like German." "I don't think that's--" Special Guest Starring Twilight Sparkle as "Twi-Knight Spar-Kill"... "Who're you?" "Someone that doesn't belong..." "Because this whole war should've never happened?" "No, because my movie took place in modern times. This is a sci-fi." Triple the action... "WHERE'S THE BOMBS!" Sonata whipped her gun against the face of one of the aliens, massive explosions happening behind her. "HE'S NOT TALKING!" "They don't speak english!" Aria shouted over the explosions. "I'll be the judge of that! Keep throwing those bombs! I think the explosions are getting to him!" One-fifth the plot... "The Grezma Incident is an all encompassing anomaly within space and time that may or may not occur at any juncture in creation. But out job is to go to the center of the incident wherever in occurs, stop it, and then travel back before it occurs and disrupt it so that it never happens in that moment in time again. But, it may have already happened; in which case, we need to enact a Reactor Gate and perge the source of time itself to end the Grezma Incident for eternity. But eternity for one time is not for another time. Any questions before we move onto the plot?" "Can I go home?" "No. Now, onto how the Grezma is the birth of us..." Come see the only movie to receive such praise as "the second one was better, and it sucked"... "Sun-Nada Dutch". "That title doesn't make sense...!"