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// Amending Fences 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Amending Fences





Dear Spike,

Damn, Twilight is right. Can't you do anything right? Next time I have a picture taken with the princess, it'd be great not to have your claw in the frame. Sheesh.

-Minuette 





Dear Moondancer,

If I had known that you wanted to make love to me so badly, I wouldn't have ignored you all that time. I missed all the signs. Sitting next to me in the science lab, styling your mane just like mine.

If you're still interested, please come to my castle in Ponyville anytime.

-Twilight



 
Dear Princess Twilight,

Oh I see. When you have some apologizing to do, go and get all of Moondancer's other friends, and even back to Ponyville to get Pinkie Pie, but leave me behind. I see how it is.

Fuck you guys. Friendship is fraud.

-Lyra Heartstrings





Dear Pony Joe's Canterlot Location,

I looked up and down your entire menu, but I did not see Revenge listed under your dishes served cold.

Sincerely,
A Concerned Diner