//------------------------------// // " Operation U.A.F.M " // Story: Shipping Gone Too Far. // by Thundy //------------------------------// " Operation . . .What? " Rarity says with a narrowed set of eyes. " Operation U.A.F.M! Or for long, Ugly AF Mac! " " What does AF mean? " Rarity questions, not being a fan of abbreviations. " Let's keep it "E" , Gals.. " Applejack states, as she walks towards Mac who was surprisingly tied up to prevent him from running. " Now how do we make this stallion. . .bad-looking. " " HA! Shave him! " Pinkie says. " I always shave my mane before I go to a party, because I run at full speed towards the party, and I hate a sweaty mane! But when I get there, I've already grown a new one! " The rest of the mares, being Twilight, Applejack, and Rarity looked at Pinky and wondered why she would comment such a weird thing at a time like this. But at the same time, she had a point. " We should. " Twilight says as she spawns a electronic razor right in front of her, Mac's eyes widen at the disgusting blade he despised and he started to squirm, and move about. " You sure, Fluttershy will find him unattractive like that. . . What if she's those kind of mares who. . . well. . .enjoy the stallion by their personality, not looks? " Rarity questions with much study to it. " Well, Flutters is pretty much a furry, so I don't think she'll like a bald stallion. COME to think of it, we should shave his whole body! " RainbowDash says. All the mares nodded, and Big Mac looked like he was having a seizure from trying to escape, with his small pupils and wide eyes. " Rarity. Will you do the honors? " Twilight says, floating the razor to her. " I'd love to~! " She says as she grabs the razor and walks up to Big Mac. " It's okay, Mac. It's just a little trend!--- " 4 hours later Well, they did it. They managed to shave Mac bald. All bald. Like a naked mole rat without wrinkles. Just simply perfection. Though they did end with Rarity getting a black eye, a few bruises for Twilight, and part of Pinkie's mane was ripped by Mac's defense system.. but it'll grow later. " I am NEVER doing that AGAIN! " Rarity says clearly outraged with her left eye having a black rim around it. " Don't worry, Diva... It's all over. " Applejack says with a sigh. She was perfectly fine. Nothing was wrong with her.. Or is she naturally just beaten up and dirty? Haaaaa! No? No. Okay. Big Mac laid there. Traumatized to what happened to him. It was pretty fun to see really, he looked like he was a hopeless pale version of a mane-less Pinkie Pie. But not Pink. Pale. " Okay . . .step one done. . . " Twilight panted as she nodded. " What's step two? " " Personality? " RainbowDash asks. " Yes. Personality. " Twilight agrees as they all look at their slave. Poor, Ol' Big Mac. So they stood there for a while thinking if it would be 'normal' if they literally just switched his personality by using a spell. But RainbowDash gave a clear point: " Wait what are we doing?! " RainbowDash exclaims. " What do you mean, Dash? " " This stallion already has the dullest personality ever! He just says 'Eyup' and 'Nope.' " " Hey! She's totally right! " they all agreed, and of course offending poor Mac's feelings that he was just an intellectual retard that only learned to words in his past. " So now we untie him? " Rainbow asked as they all looked at the useless stallion who was tied up in SIMPLE rope. " . . . Uh... Yeah. Yes. We should. But I'm not doing it. " Twilight says. Everypony backed off. And now it was only a matter of time before some pony finally decided to untie Mac, and taste pain.