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// " And so it begins. "  
// Story: Shipping Gone Too Far. 
// by Thundy 
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" So let me get this straight, just for the audience to understand... " PinkiePie says before she explains.

" Fluttershy is marrying Big Mac. " 

" Don't SAY that around me! " Applejack snarls as she closes her eyes and rubs her forehead with both hooves. " 
" This isn't happening. This isn't happening. This isn't happening. " 

RainbowDash looks around to see what was going on, only sighing at the situation, and seeing that not much was happening, she struck her 
wings out and flew up. " Well, I'm gonna go search for her. And. . . . . . . get her a dress! That's right! " 

Applejack looked at RainbowDash with wide eyes, and didn't know how to express herself with such high levels of anger. 
" RainbowDash. " 
" Yeah? " 

" Why don't you go die. " 

" Hmm. Nah, I don't think the fandom would like-- " 

" IT'S NOT A QUESTION ABOUT FANDOM, NO ONE CARES ABOUT FANDOM. I HATE YOU! " Applejack shouts, yet accomplished to keep a calm gaze at her. 

RainbowDash looked back at her, offended from what she said. " Well FINE! " She shouts as she flies away in a flash. 

" What! Guys! That's not how we're supposed to treat each other! " Twilight says in a comforting tone, but directing that comment at Applejack, since RainbowDash was already gone. 

" Gals** " Rarity corrects her and exhales slightly as she shook her head. " The bronies really did take away your intelligence, Twi. " 

" Okay, well.. Yes, I can't agree to that. It really feels .. weird.. as if I'm the main character from Breaking Bad. . .my opinion, he's a stupid guy. he's so smart yet, does stupid decisions. . . " 

" Can we not comment about other shows in this fan fiction? " Rarity retorts at Twilight again. 

" . . . But it's true. . . Mr. White...-- " 
" Shh. Twi. Shh. " 

Applejack was seated and remained silent thinking deeply. Then she finally gets . . the idea. Shooting up into a standing position she looks at the 
two who were complaining. " I have the idea! " 

" The idea? " 

" YES! Look, all we have to do. . .Is simply let the wedding happen! BUT-- . . . At the day of the wedding, we have to make Big Macintosh so .... well, Un-Shippable! "

" Oh my Celestia... " Twilight says. " That might actually work~! " 

" The only problem is. .  " Negative Rarity replies. " How will we make Big Macintosh. . .unattractive? I'm sorry but we can all agree he's a pretty amazing stallion.. " 


" . . . Yeah. " All of them say. 

" It will be a challenge! " Applejack says, but having a confident tone to it. " Which is why we're gonna try our best to make my brother the ugliest stallion that Fluttersha's ever met! " 

Now I may have forgot to mention this. But Mac was there the whole time, listening to everything. He did not feel comfortable hearing all this. 

" But ah like bein' sexy. " Mac negotiates. 

" Mac, Shh. " Rarity says. 

" Okay, it's confirmed. We're gonna make Mac ugly. Inside out. " Twilight says with a nod. " Alright, girls. You all ready? " 

" Yes! Let's do this! " Pinkie says finally. 

And so they all walk towards the barn, bringing Big Mac with them. Now I wonder how they'll pull this off...