Ticci Toby in Equestria

by IntentWings31


Uninvited Guests

Masky was starting to worry about Toby, He has never seen Toby act like that before. He tried to calm him down before he did something that would not end well for the three killers. Toby was already unpredictable and Masky did not want to now what he is like when he is emotionally unstable. "Toby just calm down and tell me what happened." He said slowly.

"No." Toby whispered. "No. NO! NO!" He started to yell. "JUST GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER! JUST GET IT THE FUCK OUT!!" Toby started to scream and pound on his head, trying anything to get rid of the horrible memory.

"Toby." Masky said. "Toby stop! Toby! Tob-" Masky was interrupted by Hoodie as he pushed him to the side and grabbed Toby by his jacket and pulled him up. Hoodie looked him strait in the eyes and then punched him in the face as hard as he could. "SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!" Hoodie screamed in his demonic voice causing the ponies to jump and Fluttershy to hide behind Twilight and silently whimper.

The whole room fell to a dead silence as Toby just stared back at Hoodie. "Better?" Hoodie asked.

"Better." Toby replied as Hoodie let go of his jacket.

"Well that escalated quickly." Pinkie said.

Toby turned around and looked directly at Pinkie. "Shut up. I don't w-want to here from the thing that was d-dumb enough to put a fucking cannon in a machine that can apparently make portals to another dimension." He said

"It was a confetti cannon, not a 'fucking' cannon. Whats a Fucking Cannon anyway? Is it like a Party Cannon? I Have a Party Cannon!" Pinkie reached behind herself and pull her Party Cannon out of nowhere and jumped on top of it. "I never leave home without- Hmmm Mmmnn Mmmhmm Hmm." Pinkie was silenced as Applejack put a hoof in her mouth.

"Okay, listen here partner, ah don't know what in the hay is happen'en, an yer all probably just as confused. So way don't we all just simmer down an start over." Applejack suggested.

"............Did she just pull that thing out of her ass?!" Toby exclaimed.

Masky facepalms and sighs. "He means yes." He said

"Good." Applejack said as she removed her hoof from Pinkies mouth.

"Then I was like 'oatmeal?! Are you crazy?!' Hahahahhahaha *snort*"

"Um, anyway, Y'all are humans. Right?

"Well technically me and Masky over here are, but Hoodie is..." Toby turned around to get a look at hoodie who currently messing with his video camera that he keeps in his pocket, then turned back to the ponies. "... Hoddie. And judging by the way little miss Skittles reacted I'm assuming your not horses."

"Skittles?" Rainbow Dash mumbled in confusion.

Twilight stepped forward. "No. We are not horses. We are Ponies, well Pinkie is more considered..." She looked at Pinkie and watched as she stuffed her whole Party Cannon in her mane and turned back to Toby. "...Pinkie."

"Is anybody else going to question that!" Toby exclaimed while pointing to Pinkie. "I mean seriously, guys your with me on this right?" He asked.

"Toby, we stopped questioning things a long time ago. Get over it. Now step aside and let me do the talking before you say something stupid...again." Masky said and pushed Toby aside to stand in his place. "Ahem. Anyway, now that we got that out of the way lets move on to names. I'm Masky. I'm the one who keeps things in order and makes sure Toby doesn't end up getting killed." He said as he put a hand to his chest. "Over there is Hoodie. He's the silent but deadly one." He pointed to Hoodie who looked up from his camera and nodded. Both Rainbow Dash and Toby snickered at hearing the 'silent but deadly part. "And the rude one over here is Toby. He's basically the one who does all the dirty work." He pointed to Toby who replied with giving him the finger. "And you are?"

"Well, My name Is Twilight Sparkle, and these are my friends Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and... Um. Where's Fluttershy?"

Pinkie raised a hoof much like a school filly would. " Oh oh oh oh, me! Pick me!"

Twilight sighed. "Yes Pinkie."

Pinkie put her hoof down. "She said she had to go check on her animals! She seemed in a BIG hurry to go too!"

Twilight sighed again. "Rainbow. Will you please go make sure Fluttershy's okay. She must be scared senseless."

"Yea. We do have that affect on people. Heck, you should see the guy we work for." Toby said.

Rainbow Dash flew up in the air and saluted. "I'm on it!" She exclaimed before zipping out the door.

Twilight turned back to Toby. "Um, Toby? May I ask you something."

"Depends." He said as he finally holstered his axes back to his sides.

"On what?" Twilight asked.

"On whether it pisses me off or not." He said

"Well its about those two hatchets you have. Why are they covered in what looks like blood stains? What were you doing before you got here?" She asked.

Toby looked down at his axes then looked back to Twilight. "Relieving s-some stress." He answered.

"Okay, but that doesn't answer the first question."

"If you th-think about it, it kinda does. Here, let me ask you something. Have you e-ever been so mad that you just wanted t-to hit something?" Toby said.

"Everypony has at one point or another, so yes, yes I have." She replied.

"Now imagine s-someone that angry or e-even angrier with two axes and these v-voices in your head n-nagging you, getting louder and l-louder, more impatient the m-more you try t-to ignore them u-until finally... you listen." Toby said. Sounding more aggressive and mad the more he went on until he said the last two words normally.

"Um" Twilight gulped. "What do the voices say?"

"Kill." Toby said in a calm and relaxed tone. Almost as is the word alone brought him comfort.

The ponies stared wide eyed at Tody.

"Your not saying that you actually, you know-"

"Kill people." Toby interrupted. "Yes I do. Its an amazing stress reliever. Especially if you have nothing to loose."

"Toby, shut the fuck up." Masky told him.

The room went silent for a minute. Until A door flashed into existence. Everyones attention was moved to the door. It opened and and an odd looking creature with mismatched animal parts came walking through the door while whistling. It's eyes were closed as he strolled on in and the door vanished behind him. He opened his eyes and froze mid step and stopped whistling when he noticed everyone looking at him. He took a normal standing position and looked at the humans then the ponies.

"Oh I'm sorry. Am I interrupting something?" Discord asked with his playful grin.

"Discord, What are you doing here?" Twilight asked in a irritated tone.

"What? I was just popping by to say hi to my dear friends." He said innocently as a halo appeared on his head.

Twilight simply glared at him.

"Fine." Discord sighed as the halo disappeared. "I sensed some chaos coming from here and I wasn't invited, so I just came to join in on the fun."

"The hell are you supposed to be?" Toby asked.

Discord turned to the humans. "Oh! My apologies. I forgot to introduces myself. I'm Discord, God of Chaos."

Tody chuckled. "A God of Chaos, huh." He looked the Draconequus up and down. "Am I supposed to be impressed."

"Hey! Now there's no need to be rude." Discord told Toby.

Toby was about to reply with one of his smart-alick remarks when he started to hear drums. He knew what the drums meant. He turned towards Hoodie and Masky. "Um, guys? do you-"

"Yes. Come on we gotta go." Masky interrupted. They all nodded and ran passed the ponies that were still at the doorway. Leaving all the ponies completely confused.



Slenderman stepped out of the portal and noticed he was still deep in a forest, but this wasn't his forest. This forest had a strange magic around blocking his signal to his proxies. He teleported somewhere at the edge of the forest to see if he can find there signal.

Clockwork came tumbling out of the portal shortly after. As she got up and dusted herself off she looked around. "Slenderman! Toby! Anyone!" She yelled. After not getting a response she decided to go in the direction she thinks Slender might have gone.

After Clockwork was out of sight Smile came running out then stopped as he looked around in confusion. He heard the rustling of bushes beside him. He turned to look at what is was and saw a squirrel hop out. Smile growled making the squirrel look at him then run away with Smile following close behind.

Shortly after Smile left Jeff was thrown out of the portal and slid a couple of feet on his back before finally stopping. He checked his pockets as he was laying on the ground and noticed something missing. "Where the fuck is my knife?" He asked himself. As if to answer the portal shot out his knife and stuck itself in the ground right beside his head. He pulled the knife out of the ground and sat up chuckling. "That was close." He heard barking in the distance and stood up. "That dog is in so much trouble." He said before running to where he heard the barking.

Lastly Jane came out of the portal stumbling dizzily. She shook the dizziness off and looked around for any signs of Jeff. As she looked around she heard a weird noise coming from behind her. She turned around to see the portal glowing brighter and brighter and then it just vanished. "Oh come on! You gotta be fucking kidding me!" She exclaimed angrily. "I blame Jeff."