113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline


Poindexter/Cadance

She is truth, she is beauty,
She assures the world that romance can prevail
She is youth, she is a cutie
She has deigned to grace us with the presence of her tri-hued tail.

Charity, faithful duty
Stirred with passion that fills you for days.
She is love in pony form,
Every heart of frost she'll warm
And I swear she shall be Mi Amore!

''Poindexter, that's a very nice poem.''

''Thanks Shining. I have a passion for poetry.''

''About Cadance.''

''Well, yes, I have a passion for Cadance.''

''Poindexter?''

''Yes?''

''Tread carefully, lest your liver mysteriously implode.''