113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline


Cranky Doodle/Steven Magnet

''You know hon, some of these pictures of you with Steven are awfully... touchy-feely.''

Yeah, well, those were my days of wild hedonism after I lost you. I was young, fragile, and lonely.''

''Cranky dear, are you saying you... experimented with your friend?''

''I... yes, I suppose the term 'experiment' would be correct.''

''Doodle, I am very[/i ]disappointed.''

''I know, I'm so sorry. I swear it was just a phase! We're not lovers anymore; we came to terms with--''

''Darling, you're overreacting! I'm not disappointed with you. I'm disappointed I've been missing out!''