"Luna! What is up with this here story?" Celestia asked Luna as she entered the room.
Luna looked at the story which Celestia was speaking of. "Oh, Faust... not this again. Let it go already, Tia."
Celestia pointed to the screen and wailed, "I must know why it exists! Why does it portray me in such a way? Why does it--"
boop.
Celestia looked to the screen and saw only one word:
UPDATE.