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// Slice of Life 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Slice of Life





Dear Sister,

Were we not clear on the arrangements for alternating wedding gifts? I did Cadance and Shining Armor, and you were supposed to do this one. Get it together, Sunbutt.

Sincerely,
Luna





Dearest Sister,

Really? You handled the gift for their wedding? Would that be before or after you slept through a changeling invasion and then showed up for the reception?

Sincerely,
Celestia

P.S. And keep it up with the Sunbutt. No, seriously. I've been meaning to test my new catapult out on something. I wonder if I could launch your Haystation 4 all the way to Ponyville.





Dear Lyra and "Bon Bon",

Look, you may be able to fool some of Ponyville, but you can't fool me. Just friends? Yeah right. I've seen versions of you two that you don't even know about.

And let me tell you, they were two cheeks away from making out on a grand piano during a music competition.

Which, come to think of it, would have probably secured them the win.

But I digress. Save your breath and drop the charade.

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight





Dear Vinyl,

That was a wonderful performance we put on for Cranky and Matilda's wedding.

What do you say we go to our bedroom tonight and make some more music?

Sincerely,
Octavia





Dear PoniTunes,

Suck it.

Sincerely,
Derpy aka "Muffins"





Dear DHX Animation,

Thanks so much. If there's anyone who can make 22 minutes about kissing ass, it's you guys.

Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie