Spike & I were playing SSB4 on the Wii U! His Harem in this story was cheering him on! I was Mario while he was Captain Falcon! I was about to defeat him until...
*Boom!*
"What the?!"
Everyone exited the castle to witness the horror!
"HA HA HA HA HA!!! The evil space pirate Brak is back! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!" He announced while standing on the front of his ship! Then a beaten, bruised and burnt Trixie emerged from the bushes with Luna on her back.
"We...we tried to stop him but his evil was just too much!" Trixie said before passing out.
Brak's fleet of battleships flew over Ponyville! His ground forces marched towards us!
"Trahzo, you take care of the army down here!"
"Okay, but what are you gonna do?!"
"Me? Me & the girls are gonna punch Brak's stupid cat face!" Then they all jumped into the air! And I did something similar to the Sora vs 1000 Heartless fight in KH2, KH2FM, KH2FM+, and in KH2.5 HD Edition. Then Shogun Deezutra came in.
"Author, after feeling fine from my sickness, I am ready to follow you into battle!"
"Yeah! Let's go!" Then we ran into the army with nothing but fists & a magical talking sword against 1000's of guys armed with laser rifles and light sabers!
Meanwhile...
"Huh?"
Then Spike with his harem behind him rammed Brak! Then they all fell into a grass field!
"Argh! You bilge rat! You and your army of transient wenches die here!"
"Wow, what a pirate language!" Spike said.
Brak pulled out his sword but Spike shot a fireball at the sword, disarming him!
"Now girls!"
Then they all came at Brak with a hard fist! Everyone got a chance to punch him! Mina, Femanon, Headless Horse, Frilly Skirt, Harmony Seraphine, Angela Bunny, Queen Umbra, Prim Hemline, Fluffle Puff, Masked Matterhorn, Radiance, Saddle Rager, Zapp, Mistress Marevelous, Fili Second, Shim, Sham, Garbledina, Sparks, Nyx, Sunshower, Solar Flare, Flashfire, Sapphire Shores, Princess Skyla, Corey Powell, G3 Princess Rarity, Tressemme, Tree Hugger, Starlight Glimmer, Nursery Rhyme, Trouble Heels Clara, Gleaming Shield, Tumble, Greta, Retro Leap, High Heel, Shadowmane, Buffy Biceps, Gimme Moore, Mare-Do-Well, Princess Bluebelle, Whimsey Weatherbe, Zippoorwhill, Bailry Sweet, Tina, Limestone Pie, Marble Pie, Beff, Dart, Pat, Fizelle, Vixen, Brass Knuckles, Granny Smith, Young Granny Smith, Cloud Chaser, Cherry Blossom, Nightingale, Jade, Nurse Sweetheart, Nurse Coldheart, Adagio Dazzle, Sonata Dusk, Aria Blaze, Sugar Belle, Princess Gold Lily, Princess Sterling, Pony of Shadows, Vera, Fluffy, Sophie, Night Glider, Clear Skies, Donut Josephine, Princess Erroria, and Apple Bloomers!
"Yargh! Hah, punches from you lasses aren't enough to beat me!"
"Then how's about we join in the fray?!"
That's when me & Deezutra along with the team arrived!
"We have dispatched of your ground troops, and the team sent to Anna's Hotel have dispatched your airships!" Deezutra told him!
"Now here we go!" Then we all ran!
Meanwhile within Brak's head...
"Hey!" Said a voice
"What? Why does the idiotic version of me still linger?"
"Because this is the version everyone accepts! I managed to have tons of tun without you, yah fuddy duddy!"
Then a battle began in his head as everyone else continued to beat on his actual body! Then everyone began glowing black, white, and gray!
"Here we go everyone! Together!" I said!
"SUPER OVERDRIVE: Giant Fist!" Then everyone formed a giant hand and then finished off Brak with one last punch and good Brak did it at the same time to evil Brak within his mind!
The Evil Brak was forced out!
"I got this!" Then Deezutra threw a magic talisman at the soul of evil Brak! Sealing the evil side for good!
Brak then got up.
"Thank you everyone, thanks for having me guest star in this volume of Pimp Spike's Swag, now if you'll excuse me I'll be heading back to Canterlot." Then he whispered to the audience. "I'm gonna be assisting with stopping the guys who are trying to kill Spike, see you next time."
Everyone was happy to know that the great threat was gone. Spike's harem then all began kissing him in the middle of the grassy field while the side story characters all went their separate ways.
Meanwhile...
"Thorn, report!" Said a buzzing voice.
"Master Nerzo, we've failed to assassinate Spike once again!" Explained Thorn.
"Don't worry, we'll kill him soon! This war of 200 ships is too dangerous to the safety of Equestria! Why can't everyone see that?! No matter...let's just send in someone to spy on him for a while...Frank!" He called out.
Then a walking hot dog entered the scene.
"You rang?"
"Keep a close eye on Spike for us Frank! Once Spike get's to the 190 mark, you must signal us!"
"Gotcha." Then Frank ran back into the darkness.
Then lights shined down upon a few familiar characters. Thorn, Narutaki from Kamen Rider Decade, Dr.Eggman & Metal Sonic, Ghetsis, Malshina from Akibaranger.
"Alright, now that you're all present and accounted for, please allow me your leader to introduce our newest member, this is Hexo." Then Nerzo pointed to the man with black hair, black sleeveless shirt with a white X on it, white pants, and black Nike's. "Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?"
"What more is there to say? I'm a warlock, and the son of Xeenam."
Then the screen turned completely black!
The End.