"Next is Donut Josephine, the R63 Donut Joe."
"Well, looks like we now know certainly well that Spike is gonna enjoy this one." Said Luna.
"Yeah, I mean once I saw that little guy eat more food than every Shonen Jump hero combined!" Trixie told them. "Oh, and Trahzo told me that this will contain anthro."
Tonight in Canterlot, it was the Grand Galloping Gala and some things never change, Spike's friends had abandoned him. So he goes to his favorite doughnut shop alone, meanwhile, at the doughnut shop, a lone mare is just waiting for her to close-up shop, that's when...
*Vibrate!* *Vibrate!*
The counter was vibrating.
"Talk to me Celestia."
"Good evening Agent Conmare."
"So, what's my assignment today?"
"You are to protect Spike from ninjas."
"Really? You want me to babysit your son?"
"He's coming to the shop right now!"
"But didn't he go to the Gala?"
"He was abandoned by his own friends, he needs some comfort!"
"Okay, but I'm warning you, chance I get, I'm becoming the princess of doughnuts."
"Fine, I don't care, me & Luna would spend time with him but we're busy making sure the Gala goes as planned, just make him happy okay?"
"Yes ma'am!" Then she saluted.
"Good, dismissed!"
Donut Josephine was part of Celestia's secret espionage organization, the EIO (Equestrian Intelligence Organization.). She was given the cover of being a doughnut shop owner, since it was her special talent. Yeah she was good with doughnuts, but Josephine was secretly drafted into being a part of this, and was a natural, one of Celestia's best spies. She would retrieve intelligence on anyone & everything, which included trying to commit treason against Celestia & Luna to trying to start a civil war against Equestria! So, after many hard missions, she was given a comfy one, but she'd rather go through hardcore stuff, but instead she was requested a break, or rather forced to take a break. So here she is, sitting at the shop, waiting for her boss's son to arrive.
*Ding*
"Ah, well, well, well, Spike, your buds abandon you again?"
"Yeah, gimme some doughnuts, and put it on my tab, I don't have a lot of bits with me tonight."
"That's fine Spike, tonight it's on the house, all you can eat."
" *GASP!* Really?!" Spike said while wagging his tail.
"Yes, tonight I'm your sugar mama!"
"Thank you Donut Josephine!" Then he began crying, while he hugged Josephine from across the counter.
"Alright, alright, so, which doughnuts would you like for your 1st batch?"
"Surprise me."
"Got it."
So Donut Josephine got Spike a random assortment of doughnuts. Spike scarved down the strawberry doughnuts, churros, beignets, eclaires, whole wheat(not bagels, there's a difference!) even apple fritters, and used hot chocolate with extra marshmallows to wash it down. Spike was crying with happiness, hey I'd be pretty happy if I got food for free!
"Feel like connecting 3 of them? I got this idea when I visited a place called Beach City." Then she pointed to the new special, called the dognut.
Spike's open mouth smile and tongue sticking out was the answer. So she got him the dognut with ketchup & mustard bottles.
"Whoa, calm down Spike, you'll get the hiccups if you eat so fast."
"I know, but you just put me into sugar high heaven! I can't stop!"
That's when a smoke grenade was thrown into the window!
"What the?"
"Spike get down!" Then Josephine threw Spike under the counter with her magic and joined him under there!
*BOOM!!!*
*Vibrate!* *Vibrate!*
"What is it now Celestia?"
"Someone has sent assassins to kill Spike!"
"What?!"
"Yes, protect him with your life! The tile under you contains your spy clothing, heat seeking goggles, & gun! Dismissed!"
"What in the? Why did my mom talk to you through that screen?"
"Spike, just sit tight!" Josephine told him.
"Okay." Then Spike made his way for the broom closet.
After Josephine adorned her sexy black dress, she then pulled out this pistol:
Then she put on her heat seeking goggles and began killing assassins left & right!
*Silent bang!* *Silent bang!* *Silent bang!*
"Ah!"
"I'm hit!"
"Who's killing us?!"
"It's not the target, we'd be able to see his fireballs, and also he's too young to be packing heat!"
Then soon, all of the assassins were killed and the smoke cleared.
"Phew, that was a close one."
Josephine was about to get Spike, but then, some one broke down the front doors.
"I'm guessing you're the one who's gonna pay for new windows, and a new lock, am I right?" She said as she turned her head.
She was met with a buff robot stallion!
"Hmph, child's play!" Then she jumped over the counter & began the martial arts brawl between mare & machine! The Josephine blocked & countered, but the robot was able to anticipate her attack, and countered faster!
Josephine jumped back then began shooting! The robot stumbled back by a bit! Then he retaliated by shooting a grenade! She caught it and threw it back as fast as lightning! It struck the robot's chest before exploding!
"Ha, hardly a chall..." Then he dodged the rocket punch! "Okay, this guy's a lot tougher than I thought!
The robot's armor had been opened up by the explosion, giving Josephine the edge she needed! She took aim at the opening and shot like there was no tomorrow! Then the robot exploded!
"Finally, now to get Spike."
She opened the broom closet. Spike was sitting down, but he was introduced to the most wonderful sight! It started with Donut Josephine's sexy slender legs which have always been covered by her work uniform pants, then as he trailed higher, she got a good look of her waist, the dress revealed a perfectly curved waist, which her work uniform didn't reveal, then she went higher. He knew her apron made her chest pop, but, the dress made it pop even more!
"Enjoying the view kid?"
Spike didn't say anything as he drooled all over the sight of this sexy version of the doughnut shop girl!
"Hello? Spike?" Then she had an idea. "Come with me Spike, I got something special for you."
Spike got up, and followed Josephine.
"Alright Spike, hold still, and don't eat this doughnut until I tell you to, can you do that?" Spike only nodded his head. "Good. (Get ready to make me a princess. Princess Celestia.)" Then she put a glazed doughnut around Spike's muzzle. "Now, close your eyes." Spike did as she said.
Then she stuck her tongue into his mouth! Spike was surprised about this, but that's when Josephine said he could eat the doughnut & began making out with her while eating the doughnut, just like Bender if he were human! Spike was feeling so lucky tonight! Doughnuts & a Boobyliscous babe!
"I love you sugar mama!" Spike told her.
Then Josephine saw the clock."Hey Spike, it's past closing time, you know what that means?"
"I need to go?"
"No, all the doughnuts are yours."
Spike's eyes sparkled, and then he licked some glaze off of Josephine, tickling her. So the night went on with Spike having some of his own fun, all night long!
"Now that chapter was..."
"Don't say it Brak!"
"Doughnuts!"
"*GROAN!!!*" Trixie and Luna went.