Mount Applemore
Apple Jack looked wearily at Mount Rushmore, squinting to see the carvings of human heads. She cocked her head slightly, her hat slightly falling of her head, she sprung her head back to an upright position, and pushed her hat back into place.
"Ah don't undahstand why these humans would actually carve rock, and break nature as well, for a bunch of rock heads of random humans!" She said, throwing her hooves in the air, her hat falling off her head.
She sighed, and looked to her left. There was a giant hot air balloon there, with Twilight calculating the wind and stuff. She licked her hoof and put it in the air, feeling the breeze. she nodded and turned back to the black board she was writing on. A few other ponies, namely Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Derpy, and a few other pegasi; were painting the balloon grey.
"None of us understand these icky pink creatures..." Apple Jack to quickly jerk her head towards the source of the voice. It was Rarity.
"But we better do kind deeds, like cleaning up what some probably drunk humans have done. Like carving this mountain." She walked up to the right of Apple Jack, and sighed, looking at the mountain.
"Your right. What would these humans do without us?" Apple Jack said, picking her hat off the ground. "And we won't stop helping until all the bad things in this world are gone!"
Well. That's not good.
Editor: HEY. YOUR THE NARRATOR. YOU'RE NOT A PHYSICAL THING.
Oops.
A few moments later...
A grey hot air balloon flew along towards Mount Rushmore, the wind slowing down as a few pegasi, wearing grey coats I might add, flew away from the hot air balloon. The natural wind taking the balloon ever so close to the faces, but not actually touching.
Apple Jack stepped to the edge of the hot air balloon, feeling the gentle breeze blow through her mane, her hat almost flying off.
"You really don't have to do this... I can easily blast them." Twilight said, looking concerned.
"No. I have to do this. It's my turn to help these humans, right?" Apple Jack said, smiling.
"Um, we really shouldn't..." Fluttershy attempted to say.
"No, I can do it!"
"Um... ponies? These things are important to the hu-"
"No, it's my turn.
"Um, can I?"
Twilight sighed. "Okay..." she said blankly. "But promise not to fall?"
"I promise." Said Apple Jack, getting ready for a jump.
"I give up. I'll try next time." Said Fluttershy, slumping down in the basket.
"Okay.... Juuuuuuuuuuump... NOW!" Twilight yelled, and Apple jack procedded to jump, landing perfectly on the head of the one furthest to the left, her right hind leg knocking rocks down the long drop to the ground.
"Yes! Now, get out of the way..." Apple Jack said, shooing the rock colored hot air balloon away like a fly. "This might get messy!"
She then kicked the back of the head. A loud crack was heard. The another. And another. Apple Jack then kicked the head many times, until a deafening CRAAAAACK was heard, as one of the heads completely collapsed, falling down and face planting into the ground...
HARD.
A shock wave of power lurched forwards, knocking all the people on the viewing platform backwards, and sending the hot air balloon far away from the mountain. Apple Jack then did the same to the rest.
CRACK.
CRACK.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!
BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
CRACK.
CRACK.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!
BOOOOOM!!
CRACK.
CRACK.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!
BOOOOOOM!!!
And then it was all over. The mountain was clean once again. Cheering was heard from the balloon, directing the attention of the dumbfonded tourists to the now noticeable rock colored balloon. A tourist, who was surprisingly there to witness The Statue of Liberty Replacement, The Eiffel Tower Displacement, The Great Sphinx turned into a pony, The Pyramids of Giza shattered, and even Machu Picchu. His luck with experincing destruction was, well... unusual to say the least. He watched as they laughed, he watched as they flew away, and he watched as they smiled at him and the rest of the tourists.
Was it really gone?
He got up, and looked over the edge of the railing.
It was gone.
He could only say one thing... The one thing everybody would say in a moment like this...
"Frickin' ponies..."