Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback!

by trahzo


Ch.57: I Can See Clearly Now!

"Next is...Clear Skies." Luna announced.

"Another Pegasus after the previous chapter?" Brak Questioned.

"Yeah, but I sure hope for no Abbot & Castello in this one, I mean they're funny but please one chapter is enough." Trixie told them.


Spike was feeling so happy today, let us flashback to how it happened...

*Flashback!*

Spike & friends were fighting a giant monster who was threatening Cloudsdale! They fought hard! The monster refused to back down! Cloudsdale's Weather control even came in to stop the monster! The Monster blasted 5 ponies away with every punch it threw down! Then when it saw one lone pegasus, she was in the 'clear' sort to speak. The monster than 'cleared' a path & made for the mare! This poor mare was known as Clear Skies, a pink coated pegasus with a purple mane that was curved at the tips, and purple eyes. I'm not sure what her cutiemark is, it's the sun a cloud & I guess the 3rd thing is a breeze? Anyways the monster was about to attack Clear Skies & she was shaking in fear until Spike pushed her out of the way and took the punch, sending him through someone's cloud home! Spike made a safe impact, and got back up to fight again!

"Thanks for the save there little dragon." She thanked.

"You're welcome, now if you could excuse me."

The mane 7 all grabbed a hold of the huge creature's left arm!

"Together!" Twilight announced.

Then all 7 judo threw the monster over them! Then for the finishing blow, Spike wrapped himself in flames & rocketed at the beast! Blowing it up! It was a victory to say the least, but then Spike realized he was falling! Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy & Twilight could've saved him but the citizens just had to show their thanks! Luckily Clear Skies saw Spike falling and rushed after her hero to return the favor! Spike was falling fast, worried if this his last day, well it was okay, I mean if he died then he could move in with his granny Fausticorn, but that didn't matter now, he was gonna die and his friends were no where until...

"Spike!" Clear Skies called out.

"Catch me!" Spike cried out.

Spike was belly up, reaching his claw out! Clear Skies was reaching for Spike with one of her hooves, but that's when...........Spike stopped falling, yet he didn't hit the ground.

"Wh-what in the?" Clear Skies was speechless!

"Huh?" Spike looked around, he wasn't in any magic aura, he wasn't a cloud, he then put his claws on his back. "I...I have wings?"

"Spike, you can fly!"

"You bet I can! Woo hoo!" Then Spike darted into the sky, and Clear Skies followed after him.

*Flashback over.*

Spike flew so high into the sky that everyone in Ponyville looked like ants! Then he looked to the sky.

"Just look at those beautiful clear skies."

"Well, I must admit am cute, but not much of a beauty." Clear Skies scoffed.

"What?"

"But hey, we escaped death together, you know what that means right."

"Uh, I'm confused."

"It means we can get married."

"W-what?!"

"Yeah, my buddy Open Skies is more my friend Sunshower's type..."

"Excuse me but I have no idea what you're saying..."

"Don't worry, it'll be all 'clear' to you once we've tied the knot."

Then Clear Skies took Spike back to Cloudsdale.

"Uh, wait, no, this is vulgar love!"

"No it's not, we can spend our married life getting to know each other." She explained.

"(Damn these bridezillas!)"

Spike's friends couldn't see Spike being safe because of the victory party, so are now crying over the loss, but then Spike appeared with Clear Skies, they hugged him & then became surprised to know of the wedding. Years passed, and well, Spike & Clear Skies actually did get to know one another. Clear Skies really liked Spike as they got to know each other, and Spike did as well in vice versa. Their vulgarity eventually turned to real love.

"So Spike, how's the weather?"

"I see some pretty clear skies today."

"Hah, you always know how to make me blush."

*kiss*

Then the 2 sat at the porch to enjoy the sunny day.


"Man, I wonder how long it'll take someone to make a fan animation of Clear Skies, Open Skies, and Sunshower doing Abbot & Castello." Brake commented.

"Eww, why would you want them to have sex with dead comedians?"

"I wasn't saying that I was, heh, I know, I was just fucking around." Trixie told him.

"Trahzo hates trolls, so by Trahzo logic...Falcon Punch!" Then Trixie was sent through the wall! "Yes!"