"Next is...Princess Sterling & Princess Gold Lily, wait but those 2 are toy exclusive alicorns!"
"And are apparently close friends with Pinkie Pie & Fluttershy." Said Trixie.
"Man, Trahzo is really going for the obscure isn't he?" Said Luna.
And you better believe it!
After the Rainbow Power defeated Tirek and everyone returned to normal, the positive power created 2 more princesses! (Actually they're more like Celestia recolors, but eh, I already shipped Spike with 2 recolors of Twilight in previous volumes, AKA her mom & Blossomforth.) The mare with a pinkish coat, wings that go from blue to pinkish, indigo eyes, pink eyeshadow, a yellow orange and blue mane, a purple & orange tail, golden shoes and crown with a purple jewel, and cutiemark that looked like a white rose with a white diamond was Princess Sterling. The mare with a golden coat, wings that go from pink to gold, the purple pink and blue mane, purple and pink tail, purple shoes and purple crown with a yellow jewel, light blue eyes, and finally the blue target looking cutiemark with 2 heart bull's eyes was Princess Gold Lily. Sterling & Gold Lily had no idea what there purpose was. (If they appeared on the show, then it'd be to make Hasbro a little extra moolah.) So they've been taking-up residence in Ponyville. Gold Lily really connected with Pinkie so she moved into Sugarcube Corner, while Sterling made a connection with Fluttershy and moved into her cottage. The 2 didn't mind one bit, they just hope if Tirek returns and destroys their homes, that their homes would be replaced with castles. (Yeah, and in my douchiest sarcastic voice so far, it's not link M.A. Larson is gonna capital on this idea to make that deniro!)! Even though Sterling & Gold Lily enjoy the respect the citizens of Ponyville give to them, there's something missing in their lives. After reading a bunch of the bed time stories that Fluttershy & Pinkie read to the kids & animals, they realized that they're missing a dragon and a knight, a dragon to capture them, and a knight to save them, but since they're not aware of stereotypes just yet, I mean come-on they've just become sentient, they don't know about the independence of women just yet. So the both of them decide to get captured, but the there were no dragons besides Spike around, and they don't see any guy who'd be perfect for the role of knight, they decide to give up.
" *groan!* " They both went.
"What's wrong Princesses?" Asked Spike.
"In every princess story, there's a villain, hero and damsel, we're supposed to be the damsel yet it doesn't look like we're in any danger, no bad guys around, and to be honest we don't think any of the stallions here are attractive." Explained. Gold Lily.
"Indeed." Agreed Sterling.
"Awwww..." Then all of the single stallions walked away throwing their presents for the princesses in the trash.
"Ouch, you just demolished the manhood of so many guys!" Then Spike grabbed them by the chins. "But cheer-up, that whole damsel in distress thing is just a stereotype."
"It is?"
"Yeah, sure Celestia & Luna mysteriously vanish from time to time, but hey, they are not useless, Celestia makes sure we are all safe, Luna makes sure we're asleep so we don't feel cranky the next day, Princess Cadence over at the Crystal Empire makes sure her citizens are safe as well, as for Twilight, she tries to make sure everyone can cherish the magic the friendship brings us." Spike explained to them. "So being independent mares isn't so bad, I know you 2 can do it."
"Spike, you're right! We don't need a a knight in shining ar..." Then they were taken away by a giant eagle! "We spoke too soon!"
"Ah! Help, someone!"
"No!"
"B-but guys, this is your chance to be a hero!"
"No! Mario & Link may be able to do it, but not us."
"Celestia dammit! Okay, guess I'm going alone since Twilight and the gang are busy in the Crystal Empire..."
So Spike followed the eagle all the way to the mountains, slowly he'd walk, making sure not to alert the the giant beast! Eventually he made it to the nest, which was empty except for a few bones, feathers eggs, and princesses.
"Girls, I came to save you both." She whispered.
"Spike, get us out of here, we'd fly out but that winged demon is fast enough to catch us and bring us back here!"
"And those thick feathers seem to create some sort of magic resistant force field."
"Don't worry, I got..."
*STOMP!*
*Screech!*
The eagle was about to peck but then Spike shot smoke in it's face, causing the eyes to tear-up! The eagle halted to blow the smoke away with it's wings and in doing so caused all 3 to fall out of the nest!
"Gold Lily, you catch Spike, I'll distract her!"
"Gotcha!"
Gold Lily caught the falling dragon! Sterling was caught by the eagle's talons!
"Sterling! Gold Lily, get me close! Get me to the eagle's back!"
Gold Lily did as Spike said and dropped him onto the eagle's back!
"How's about this for fried chicken?!" Then Spike blasted fire, causing it to spread all over the eagle's feathers! The monster then let go of Sterling from the horrible pain! The eagle then ended up as a green meteor streaking at the mountain! Spike then hopped off and landed on Sterling, and they all watched as the burning eagle crash into it's nest and blow-up the mountain!
"Phew, glad we don't need to deal with that thing's babies am I right?!"
"Yeah..."
Then all 3 flew back to Ponyville.
"Thanks for saving us Spike." Said Gold Lily.
"You're welcome girls, well I'll see you tomorrow."
"Wait Spike."
"Yeah?"
"Even though this a female stereotype..." Then Sterling looked at Gold Lily & they both nodded. "...We'll make the exception."
Then they both kissed Spike on both cheeks, causing Spike to blush.
"Well, bye Spike..." Then Gold Lily & Sterling go back home.
Then all of the stallions look at Spike with jealousy.
"YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!!"
Yeah, I got nothing for after the chapter ended.