"Next is Cherry Blossom A.K.A Clover Leaf!"
"Wait, a wrestling superstar? Enter out special guest!" Said Trixie.
Then the song began playing in the background, you know which one.
"Introducing..............JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"'Sup! Begin the story for the members of the Cenation reading this because they cannot see me!"
Spike was so pumped for this fight! He came to see Clover Leaf, AKA Cherry Blossom, who is also Ms. Cheerilee's comic book twin sister! He wore a shirt to show his support for Clover Leaf!
"Aw yeah! I'm so ready to see some crushing by your sister Ms. Cheerilee!"
"You & Big Mac both." Then they turned to see Big Mac in his Cloverleaf Shirt, soda drinking hat, and holding a Cloverleaf flag.
"Fillies and Gentlecolts, the 1st to enter the ring..........The Boarder without a Board!"
Then everyone booed and hissed.
"Now, for his challenger before she goes on a vacation, may I introduce.......Cloverleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaf!"
Then everyone cheered for Cloverleaf!
"Yeah! You go Cloverleaf! Woo hoo!" Big Mac cheered.
"Yeah, when Cherry Blossom goes to Ponyville, can you watch her? I don't trust her with my Schmoopie."
"Yeah, anything to crush a creeper fan's perverted & dark fantasies."
"Aww...B-but what about our son? He'd be disappointed if..." Then everyone began sneezing while saying that someone must be spouting bull crapping shit!
Later...
"And the winner is...Cherry Blossom!"
Then everyone cheered.
"Thanks for supporting me & career! I promise I'll be bucking flank as soon as I return from my vacation! I love you all!"
Then the crowd roared in delight of her announcement, telling her to have fun!
The next day...
"Morning Cherry." Said Cheerilee.
"Morning Cheery." replied Cherry Blossom.
"Mor..." Big Mac poked his head back into Cheerilee's room as the twins glared at him.
"So, ready to meet Spike?"
"I've met him already."
"What?"
"Yeah, he knows EVERY Celebrity!"
"You never told you 2 already met."
"Yeah, he's a good date."
"Y-you 2 dated?"
"Yeah, though after thinking it over, I was sad a little that it was a one night stand deal, though his fan mail does make me feel better that he isn't sad about it being a one night stand." Cherry explained. "I was even thinking of kissing him during our date."
Then Cheerilee closed her bedroom door.
"Cheery?"
*Thud!*
"Schmoopy woopy pie? Are you alright?" Asked Big Mac as he put his unconscious wife on the bed. "Hmm...heh heh heh..." Then Big Mac pulled out his comb for Smarty Pants and then began combing Cheerilee's hair to look like Cherry Blossom's...I don't like where this is going, do you?
Meanwhile...
"It's great seeing you again Spike."
"It's great to see you again also champ, you were so awesome last night!" Spike complimented.
"Oh stop."
"No really, how you took down the skate boarder with no board, proves you have what it takes to defeat a dragon with your own bare hooves!"
"Oh come-on you........I said come-on."
"That'll be enough for now Cherry." Spike said, quoting Twilight.
"So, where are we going today on our 'date'?
"Don't care, every guy will put me as #1 on their kill list or worship me for spending the day with you, and then go back home to my castle!"
So, they decided to stop by the bowling alley.
"Alright, Cherry, ever went bowling before?"
"A few times, I even took on Sapphire Shores."
"Heh, I beat Prince Shining Armor."
"Really?! Me & Sapphire tied."
"Hmph, guess I'm better than you at bowling."
"Oh!" Everyone went.
"You think so huh? Okay Spike, if you beat me, then I'll give you a prize, if you lose then I get to pound on you."
"What would this prize be?"
"You'll see."
So the game began! Spike started off with a strike! Cherry Blossom with a strike as well! Spike & Cherry Blossom's epic clashed went on & on! Cherry's fans & Spike's fans visiting from the Crystal Empire were cheering for both! And it seems Pinkie Pie is gonna post this video on Youtube, Dailymotion, and Vimeo. Eventually we made it to Spike & Cherry's last turn.
"Cherry's got this!" Said a Cloverleaf fan
"Are you kidding me? If she doesn't get a strike, then she loses & Spike wins!" Said a Spike fan
"I'm planning on playing FNAF4 on Halloween night." Said that one drag queen.
Spike then focused...then he threw it! It rolled real fast into the pins and then! A strike!
"Can you beat that? No pressure."
Then Cherry Blossom threw her ball!
"Ooh, now she's gotta hit the 7-10 split in order to win this." Pinkie commented.
Then once Cherry threw her last ball...she only got the 7!
"Hmph, to see everyone's heroine, lose to everyone's hero."
"Looks like you were wrong Spike."
"Huh?"
"This competition proved that I was unable to beat a dragon, even a baby dragon."
"Oh, well..."
"It's fine." Then she looked to her fans. "Get your cameras ready for this."
"Ready for what?"
"Spike...I'm sorry for being a one night stand, so here's your prize for beating me, and still being a good date after 2 years apart." Then Cherry Blossom kissed him, and everyone just started going OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH while snapping tons of pictures! Then when she broke the kiss...
"Wow, your lips tasted just like cherries."
"That's my lip balm. *giggle* Anyways, feel like trying again? You're a really good date."
"You really feel like trying again?"
"Of course."
"Okay, I'll give us a 2nd try."
Then they hugged, making everyone go aww.
Meanwhile in Big Mac's room.
"Please Shmoopy! Forgive me!" Pleaded Big Mac who was tied to the bed.
"Nope! You wanted Cloverleaf, and well, you asked for it!" Then she looked at Big Mac's crotch. "Hope you can still give me a kid after I crush these cubes!"
*Bash!* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" A girly scream echoed throughout the orchard.
"Oh, that's gotta hurt!" Brak commented.
"Yeah, but that's what you get for hitting on your spouse's sibling." Trixie added.
"Only have a 3 way if your spouse & the in-law both want it!" Luna advised.
"Betcha Twilight had a 3 way with Shining & Cadence, then once Twilight & Flash get married, she'll invite Shining Armor over, or maybe a 4 way." Brak joked. "Any fourway, get the next letter."