//------------------------------// // The Machu Picchu Rockslide // Story: Ponies Destroy Iconic Landmarks // by gamerboy111 //------------------------------// The Machu Picchu Rockslide The element bearers looked down at the city known as Machu Picchu. Twilight was lifting them with her magic, but Machu Picchu was made up of broken stone, and probably held together by moss. They revolted from the sight of it. "YUCK!! Look at this! No, on the over hoof, don't. YUCK!!" said a disgusted Rarity, jolting her head away from it. "It's incredible that they could even build this..." said Twilight. Fluttershy looked at it, squinting, then pulled out a tablet. (Hey, if the ponies are going to live on earth, they should get our technology.) She loaded up safari, and looked up; Machu Picchu Her eyes widened. How could she get internet connection from this high up? She looked up, The Top 100 Iconic Landmarks Her head started spinning. Had they really been doing this the whole time? THE TOP 100 ICONIC LANDMARKS (Not sorted by popularity) 1 - The Statue of Liberty 2 - The Eiffel Tower 3 - Machu Picchu 4 - The Great Sphinx 5 - The Golden Gate Bridge 6 - The Leaning Tower of Pisa 7 - The Pyramids Of Giza 8... You know what? Screw it. The Ponies have destroyed all our iconic landmarks. She quickly put her tablet away. "Hey, Twilight, I-" "Why do all these humans make these gross things? "We've been-" "Stallion... these guys are sooooo dumb to make these things." "Um, we have been breaking their-" "We should get rid of it." "Hello? We've been-" "Yes, but how?" "We've made a mistake! Their-" "Well, it's on a mountain we could rockslide it." "What? No, you have to listen-" "Awwww, YEAH!!" "I give up." "What was that, Fluttershy?" "Oh good! We have-" Then the Mane 6, not including Fluttershy, started pulling out rocks with their hooves. "This is useless! Let's try blasting it by force!" Twilight said, charging up her magic, blasting the side of the cliff. The whole city crumbled. Cheers were heard as the five ponies flew off, away from the crumbling city. Fluttershy stared down at it, wide eyed, her jaw fell open. "We're in so much trouble."