China Wall, Meet Derp
Derpy and Rainbow Dash flew through the air, gliding over the rocky terrain of East China. Derpy smiled, happy to be going on a trip to help out the humans. Rainbow Dash felt a little different, though.
"How does she expect us to wipe out an entire wall, that's over 4000 miles long?!" Rainbow Dash said, flying over another hill. "I mean, look at the size of it!"
Derpy simply replied,
"I don't know!"
"4000 thousand miles is a long way, right?"
"I don't know!"
"There are humans guarding it for some odd reason, right?"
"I don't know!"
"Can you say anything other than, I don't know?"
"I dunno!"
Rainbow Dash sighed, and landed in front of The Great Wall of China. Just how are we going to pull this off? Maybe take an atomic bomb or something?"
"Or maybe a tornado? We could guide it along... Nah, too much work. Oooh! How about a...? No... Or... nope... nope... nope... neeeope. Hmm..."
As rainbow continued her serious thinking, Derpy noticed a lose brick in the wall. It stuck out from all the rest, and it was almost as if it was calling for derpy to pull it out. She respected her conscious and latched her jaws on the brick, pulling hard as the brick came out, knocking Derpy on her flank. Seconds passed, and nothing happened.
Suddenly, a light rumble was heard, barely loud enough for the pony ear. But it soon became louder, and louder, and louder... and then stopped.
And then the entire wall collapsed.
"Or maybe... or... uhh, whaaa?!" Rainbow said, looking at the ruin of what was once The Great Wall of China. She flew up into the air, squinting as she looked left and right. The entire dang thing was gone. Not just that section, the entire 4000 miles of it.
Rainbow then landed and looked in awe. She turned her head to Derpy, noticing the brick in her mouth.
"Did YOU do that?"