//------------------------------// // Ch.40: Now This is Going to be a Weird One. // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Next is...Tina." "You mean that blue bird Spike fist bumped with in the comic books?" Asked Luna. "Wow, are we running out of ideas?" Asked Trixie. Then all 3 thought about it while the story began. Spike was running through the Everfree forest, gleefully having a spring in his step, while his friend Tina, was flying beside him. Then Spike stopped at a high ledge. "*Tweet* *Chirp* *Tweet* Spike, why are you so full of energy today?" "I don't know, my body just feels that way Tina." You know what I said in the Greta chapter's notes right? I Spike has a close bond with birds. One day he asked Fluttershy if he could help him learn to speak with birds, and he became a natural at it. "Tina, it feels like such a good day today." "I know, I wanna sing high to the sky." Tina agreed. "May if I join you?" "Of course friend!" Then they began singing a high note, but that's when they angered a goblin! "Hey! Cut that shit out! I'm trying to sleep here!" "Go for the eyes Tina!" "Hell yeah!" "What in the? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Then the blinded goblin ran off a cliff! "That was awesome Tina!" "I'll gladly peck the eyes outta anyone for you Spike, even Rarity, no really, if you want me to eat her eyes, I'll do it! She must have horrible taste in guys if she can't see your affection!" "Maybe later, but for now, I just wanna enjoy this day." "You'll give me the word when I can right?" "Of course Tina." So Spike & Tina continued their day together, Tina blinded many goblins in the Everfree Forest, which then incurred the wrath of the Goblin King, but Spike & Tina worked together to claw out an eye each! You know, there's something about her name... Tina is a bird, Mina is a dragon....Tina, Mina, Tina, Mina, Tina, Mina, is it only a coincidence that Spike would make friends with female characters in the comic books that have 'ina' before the 1st letter in their 4 letter name? Can someone have a theory of that? Wait what am I doing? We're completely off topic like Dan vs the Animal Shelter! Anyways, Spike & Tina played and played in the forest that might kill them, then again, they haven't found a predator who doesn't rely on sight yet, so I guess they're fina, I mean fine! Soon, it the sun began to set. "Aww, the sun's going down." "I'll take you back Spike." "Thank you Mina, I-I mean Tina." "No problem." Soon, Spike made it out of the Everfree Forest. "See yah later Tina." Then he kissed her cheek, making her blush. "I had a great time today, hope to see you again!" He said as he was walking home. "I think Over the Garden Wall fans are jumping outta their seats now." She said while still blushing. "Dang, who knew even Spike would be the one to be the Zoophile?" Said Brak. "Well, for some reason it's mostly human woman getting some from the handsome furry guy, not a lot of human man giving it to furry girl." Luna said. "Yeah, why can't Trahzo find a picture online where an anthro pet is being given some extra special love by 'her' male human master?" Asked Trixie. Meanwhile at Anna's Hotel. "I shall avenge all of the troops you killed years ago Veetrix!" "Oh go suck a flower, bug! You tried taking over my city, but I stopped you!"