Equestria Discord 2: Springtime with Discord

by Epicdiscord214


The New Old Friend

The pitch-black wheels on Tirek's car stopped in his driveway. Both he and Starlight Glimmer walked out of the car and into his two-story house with red bricks and a black rooftop. Tirek opened the door and they both entered. Starlight Glimmer searched the room, but nothing looked special. There were no animal heads on the walls, no antiques, no interior decorating, etc. Starlight sat at a chair across the table from where Tirek sat himself.
"Enjoying yourself, young one?" Tirek asked tapping his red fingers together. "I do hope you're not overwhelmed."
"Actually, I'm confused." Starlight said. "What did you say you were?"
"A psychiatrist. Why?"
"This place doesn't look like it belongs to a psychiatrist's place." Starlight said. "No offense, but if there was a prize for 'World's Fanciest House', you wouldn't win it. I mean, you don't even have any diplomas hanging on the wall."
"Who has time for expressing one's specialties these days?" Tirek asked. "I don't believe that one should have the right to show off their differences; something I believe we have in common."
"Look--Professor Tirek, was it--I appreciate you getting me out of jail," Starlight said, "But I still don't see why?"
"Like I said, I can't stand differences." Tirek said as he reached below his chair and pulled out a suitcase. "That is why I've come up with a plan to put an end to that."
Starlight didn't react to the statement, except rolled her eyes. "Good luck with that. I've tried."
"You tried doing it the political way." Tirek said. "I've got a another method that requires you return to the school and get me the final element that I need."
"Are you out of your mind?" Starlight gasped as she jumped out of her seat. "As soon as I set foot back at that school, I'm setting the other back in prison. Besides, whatever I'm looking for will be blocked by that idiot Discord, unless that twit is the one you want."
"Not remotely." Tirek said. He slid the briefcase across of the table and in front of Starlight. "But once you see what I've got in here, you're going to see that Discord boy won't be a problem."
Starlight started to sweat as she slid her hand across the top. She slipped her thumb in the case crack and slowly raised it up. When the light shined on what was inside, Starlight Glimmer stopped breathing for a second and couldn't look more surprised. As soon as she was able to breathe again, she turned back to Tirek's confident grin.
"What do I have to do?"

"All right, Discord." Principal Celestia told the school class president. "As president, you're in charge of the organization of the Field Day." She reached into a pocket and pulled out a folded sheet of paper. She then passed it to Discord. "Here is a list of everything you should check before the festivities begin."
Discord unfolded the paper. He was astonished at the fact that the paper was almost as tall of himself. He shook his head and breathed in and out. "Uh, principal, how many errands are on here?"
"Almost 20." Celestia replied. "Don't worry. You should be done by the time the Field Day starts in an hour." She then turned and walked down the hallway sighing.
Discord looked at the list and walked away. Discord unzipped his backpack behind him and a white Persian poked its head out and meowed.
"Yes, yes, Fluffy." Discord said. "You can roam around. Just don't let anyone see you, all right?" The cat hopped out of Discord's backpack and walked away. A familiar, pink-haired girl in a grassy dress arrived and passed the cat before it left around the corner. "She's an exception."
"Hey, Discord." Fluttershy greeted. "How's life treating you?"
"With a newspaper on my head!" Discord replied. "And I'm not talking about any ordinary newspaper; the Sunday edition."
"I don't understand." Fluttershy said.
"I thought being class president would make me feel top of the world." Discord explained. "Instead, I feel like I hit rock bottom. Why couldn't I have just recommended Sunset Shimmer for the role instead of taking it? She's more interested in organizing."
"Discord, you saved the school." Fluttershy said. "We could've been the worst school in the world without anything special without you."
"I know I should be excited Flutters," Discord said, "But I don't feel the love. This whole president thing is just... I don't know. This is...

"This is just not me
I can't ignore this feeling in my head
All this order. I should consider myself dead
As you can plainly see
This is just not me
It's too neutral for words
They say this president thing is considered their thanks
But I'm not allowed to pull the most simple pranks
I know I should feel free
But this is just not me
I oughta break it. Yes, I oughta
I can't even sing for a little glass of water
Some chocolate rain and some cotton candy clouds
But they don't seem too right for these crowds
This is just not me
I'm like a monkey wrench that's been thrown
I'm one of a kind. I'm chaos-prone
I can't be acting perfectly
This is just not me
What good is chaos without some strife
They want me organized when chaos is my life
Well, at the end of the day, this living deathtrap'll
Show he's got more mischief than any Golden Apple"

Discord stepped into the soccer stadium and saw the students working on the attractions. He sighed when he heard the students sing much to his chagrin.

"This is definitely us
Working together until the very end
Hand in hand and friend in friend
No need to make a fuss
This is definitely us"
"This is ridiculous! I can't stand it any more," Discord sang,
"This is unlike any disgust that I felt before
Behold, the world's most mischievous teenage boy
WHAT GOOD IS HAPPINESS WITHOUT ALL THE JOY
THIS IS JUST NOT ME
IT WASN'T SO STRICT LAST TIME I CHECKED
THIS IS TURNING TO A PAIN IN MY NECK
MY DEAR FRIEND, FLUTTERSHY
BETWEEN YOU AND I
I GAVE THIS THING A SHOT
BUT THIS IS JUST NOOOOT...
IT'S JUUUUUUUUUST NOOOOOOOOOOOT...
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Discord, no offense, but you gotta see a doctor." Fluttershy commented.
While Discord traveled through the aisles for the events, Twilight Sparkle continued taking pictures from the other side of the park. She was so focused on what she witnessed, she didn't notice her dog sniffing the air. Spike growled and snapped his head toward the direction of the white Persian that Discord released earlier.
"BARK, BARK, BARK!" Spike shouted. That got Twilight so excited, she dropped the camera. It broke apart on the ground and she panicked.
"Spike, what's the matter with you?!" Twilight shouted digging through the broken pieces and pulled out a small piece. "At least the memory drive's okay."
Suddenly, Spike continued barking and ran through the bleachers. Fluffy reacted to seeing the purple dog chasing towards him and shrieked loudly. The old, classic dog-and-cat chase began and Twilight panicked from behind the bleachers.
Meanwhile, Discord watched the events writing check-marks on his list.
"Come on, Discord." Fluttershy said. "You didn't know there would be organization skills needed for this."
"I had a lot of things on my mind that day, Fluttershy." Discord said. "I grew different animal parts, rescued a living computer program that's currently flowing through the school system, got a psychotic student sent away, and struggled out of being arrested in front of my parents. I didn't really have time for any thoughts about the downsides of being president. I can't possibly know of anything more stressful than that!"
He ate those words when he heard a crash from across the aisle. Everyone saw the purple dog barking and chasing Discord's cat. Fluffy leaped up and landed on Discord's face. He dug his claws into his cheeks and didn't let Spike catch her. Discord just yelled in pain.
"MY FACE!" Discord shouted in pain. "FLUFFY, GET OFF OF MY FACE!"
The riot caught the attention of a whole bunch of other students. Fluttershy saw the dog and widened her eyes. "Spike?" The sound of that made Spike stop barking and look confused.
"SPIKE!" a voice called out sounding familiar to everyone. Twilight Sparkle ran through the crowd and approached her dog. Everyone gasped at her. "Spike, no chasing cats! I'm sorry, everyone! Spike here just can't help himself sometimes!" Twilight saw everybody staring at her. "What? Why are you all staring at me?"
"More importantly, WHY ISN'T ANYONE GETTING MY CAT OFF OF MY FACE?!" Discord shouted with his voice near muffled from the white fur. "SERIOUSLY, FLUFFY, THIS IS WHY I'M SCHEDULING YOU TO BE DECLAWED!"
"I'll help you with that!" Twilight gasped. She wrapped her purple fingers around Fluffy and tugged.
Soon, the cat was pulled off. Discord tripped back and rubbed his face with his hands. He groaned.
"Uh, Sunset, how come Twilight or Spike aren't remembering us?" Applejack asked.
"I... don't think that's Twilight Sparkle." Sunset Shimmer said. "Or, at least, not the Twilight Sparkle we know. Every Equestrian has a human counterpart in this world. I think... we may be meeting the Twilight Sparkle of this world."
"So we get to meet her all over again?" Pinkie Pie asked. "Sounds like a hoot-and-a-half!"
"Are you all right?" Twilight asked Discord.
"A little." Discord replied getting up. As soon as he removed his hand from his face, Twilight gasped loudly.
"Discord?!" Twilight asked in complete shock.
Discord turned to the purple girl and widened his eyes, which then grew angry with his growl. "Sparkle!"
Twilight then grew angry back at him. They turned to each other and displayed anger towards one another.
"The plot, like gravy, thickens." Pinkie Pie said awkwardly.