A Weird Summer

by Nikkori


Learn to swim bro

The five eleven year olds, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were the oldest by being twelve, were at Diamond's private pool. Button Mash had orange swim trucks with D-Pads all over, Sweetie Belle had a lavender bikini with pink hearts to match her mane, much to her protest. Apple Bloom had a one-piece with with apples, Scootaloo had a purple tankini, Rumble had blue trunks, Silver Spoon had a bikini with Her name embroidered on hers, and Diamond's was like Silver's but had Diamond Tiara on it instead. Button was fanning Sweetie as she sipped on a glass of lemonade.

"Wanna swim with us?" Rumble asked. Button froze. Then he started to cry.

"Mommmmmmmmm!" Button broke down. "Mommmmmmm!" He called again.

Sweetie facepalmed. "He can't swim, neither can I." Sweetie said simply, while rubbing Button's soft hair.

"I'm amazed you lived to see five. I mean, you had to do something with water. Right?" Diamond said.

"Come ta think about it, we haven't done anything with water." AB said. Scootaloo nodded.

"Sooo...... You like sitting and worshiping Sweetie Belle, don't you?" Silver said. Button nodded. Diamond snickered. Once Sweetie got up, she pushed her into the pool and Silver Spoon pushed Button in.

"Help! *glurg* Me! *glug* Now! *blurb*" Sweetie managed to get out before sinking completly.

"Save Sweetie before meeeee! *fllbt glurg bulb blurb*" Button cried, before sinking.

"WHAT ABOUT OUR PAROLE OFFICER? WE'LL GO TO JAIL!" Silver shrieked.

"WE'RE COMING SWEETIEMASH OR BUTTONBELLE!" Yelled Diamond Tiara and Silver in unison. Seconds later, a unconscious Sweetie Belle and Button Mash were taken out of the pool. Silver laid Sweetie on top of Button.

"Now kiss!" Silver exclaimed as the two soaked children touched lips. She could feel the spark of life jolt into her now-friends-because-parole-officer-made-them-or-else-she-would-go-to-jail.

"WHAT THE BUCK?" Button yelled.

"WENDSDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY!" Sweetie yelled.

"Learn how to swim, Bro." Rumble said.

"Yeah, Sweetie learn how to swim." Scootaloo said. In response, the two pulled out Joy Boys and exchanged texts containing language that would make the devil blush.

"YA THINK?" They said in unison.