//------------------------------// // Ch.29: I Hope I Don't reGreta this. // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "We're still fighting! The title's pun should explain who's next! Ow, that's smarts!" Spike decided to take a visit to Griffonstone, as a request from Twilight to see how Gilda was doing with spreading friendship across the kingdom. But, it seems that the dragons took more kindly to him than they did his pony friends when Pinkie & Rainbow Dash 1st visited. Spike enjoyed their hospitality, but had to go and find Gilda. Gimme Moore directed where she is, free of charge. "Gilda!" "Oh sweet, if it isn't that kickass dragon from Ponyville, who're you doing...umm..." "Spike." "Oh, right, Spike. Sorry squirt, we weren't really introduced." "Yeah, you bumped me outta the way during your welcome party just to get pranked by Dashie." "Yeah, looking back, it was pretty funny." "I know, so how's things here? The buildings are looking pretty decent." "What can I say? It has been 2 weeks, takes time to rebuild, it took years to rebuild Konohagakure didn't it?" "You got a point there." "Hey Gilda, have you met the cool baby dragon yet?" Said a Griffon. "Yeah Greta, he's right here." Spike turned and saw a gorgeous catbird! Greta had light green plumage around her eyes, light blue eyes, wore a dark green scarf with a cresent moon design. "Hey there little dude, how's your visit? You need anything?" "I'm great, I don't really need anything at the moment. You guys are much nicer than what Rainbow & Pinkie told me." "Okay, but when you need something, you know we're ready." Then once Greta left. "She was Gorgeous!" "W-whoa, you like Greta? Yeah, she is pretty hot, no homo." "Um...think you could hook me up?" "Of course." "Thanks Gilda!" Then he gave her a hug. "No sweat, we're still new to this caring thing, but we've managed to find a way to use it." Later that night.................at Ponyville, oh come-on, where would they go in Griffonstone for a date? Huh?! Anyways, Spike was waiting for Greta to arrive to the castle, and boy was he sweating & pacing. "You can do this!" "Bye Spike, I'll be heading home now." Said Fluttershy. That's when the door opened. "She's here!" "What's up Spike?" Said Gilda. "I got Greta here, you better help her around, she's new to Ponyville." "Hey cool guy." Greta said to Spike. "Hi Gilda, I see you've finally mellowed down since the last time." Said Fluttershy. "I see you're beginning to put on weight." Gilda remarked, which caused Fluttershy to runaway crying. "Alright Greta, have fun, but not too much, you're my only friend at Griffonstone so far." " *snicker* He might look awesome, but he's not at that age just yet." "I know, I was just kidding, I'll be catching-up with my pony friends, have a good night Spike." "Please apologize to Fluttershy later." "No promises." So Spike & Greta were finally alone. Spike gave her a sun to go with the crescent on her scarf and their 1st stop was, Sugarcube Corner. They were sitting at one of the tables & began talking about stuff. "You know, Pinkie, and our new King are discussing selling griffon scones here." "Are they now? That's awesome, I tried some Griffon scones during my visit to Griffonstone, and they tasted delicious...wait a minute...Griffonstone's Griffon Scones, that is clever now that I think about it!" "Yeah, it really is. I wonder when all of Griffonstone stopped having fun, besides using Dungeons & Dragons dice for gambling." "Oh, the Author of this story really wants to play that game, but knows no-one who has it, and he cannot think of anything on the fly, it takes time for him to make-up something." "Hey Spike, who's your new girlfriend?" Asked Carrot Cake. "We wont know that unless this date goes well Mr.Cake." "Well, I hope it goes well, she's gorgeous!" Then a knife zoomed past Carrot Cake's head, almost making contact with his ear. "Uh...so what would you like to have?" He asked while sweating. The both of them ordered and then Carrot Cake disappeared back into the kitchen. "Why can't I have equal rights? I saw how you looked at that stallion last week, why can't I call that griffon gor...*Smack!*" Carrot Cake exited the kitchen with Spike & Greta's orders. "Excuse me you 2, but I gotta do some rough baking! You're the last customers for the night, just put up the closed sign before leaving!" Then Carrot Cake went back into the kitchen, took his angry wife to the bedroom, and they began making-up for their infidelity! Wait, that's Pinkie's bedroom! So, Spike & Greta didn't say anything, and had their sweets in silence, though, they looked into each other's eyes while doing it. "(This guy is so cute.)" "(Greta looks so great with the sun I gave her. *Peter Griffin Laugh* Greta is Great.)" Then after Spike & Greta finished their food, they left Sugarcube Corner. "That really hit the spot." "Yeah, a little sugar to give us more energy for the night." The 2 had a blast for the rest of night, because there was a fair going on to celebrate the coming of summer! After the fireworks display, the fair closed, and they headed back to the castle. "That was fun kid." "I know, I was impressed by your skill in the goldfish catching game." Spike complimented. "I was even more impressed by your skill in the balloon game." Greta complimented. Spike & Greta made it back to the castle laughing all the way, meanwhile in a tree. "Looks like the date really did go well." Said Pinkie looking through balloonculars, yep I went there with the puns! "Yes, not only did I get 2 of my friends together, but also established a relationship between Griffonstone & Ponyville." "So guest beds are down this hall." "I'd like to share the bed with you." "R-really?" "Yes, but promise, no funny stuff." "O-of course, let's not go too fast with this relationship." Later in Spike's room, the 2 were hugging while in bed. "Good night Spike." Said Greta. "Good night Greta." Said Spike Then Greta gave Spike a good night kiss on the head. The fight continued with Trixie losing the fight now! I'm sure someone will get the next letter.