Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback!

by trahzo


Ch.28: Tumble, not Tumbler!

*POW!* *SLAM!* *BAM!* *WHAM!* *KA-POW!*


"The title of the chapter says who Spike's getting shipped with, the R63 Rumble, now begin! We're still in the middle of this tussle that I'm obviously winn...OW!" Said Brak. "Who's the jerk that kicked my head?!"

*POW!* *BIFF!* *ZAP!*

"Hey, don't use magic, you cheating princess & washed-up magician!" Pinkie's mom yelled.


*Heavy Breathing!*

This filly was feeling so very nervous. She stood at the doors of a huge castle! She was about to confess her feelings to the guy she likes.

"(Come-on Tumble, do not chicken out! You got this!)" The filly said to herself.

"Spike is your friend, you've had no problems talking with him before, why should confessing to him be any different?"

Tumble then straightened her wings, put one hoof on the door, and pushed! Spike was busy pasting pictures of Owloisous onto missing posters.

"H...hi Spike."

"Hey Tumble, I'm almost done with these last 10 posters."

"Need help?"

"Oh yeah, that would be just great, here take 5 of these."

Then after finishing the posters...

"*Groan* My back is killing me."

"Maybe some playtime will fix it."

"Well, it sounds better than...that time at the spa."

*Flashback!*

"Ow! Argh! Eek!"

"Yeah! YEah! YEAH!!!"

"It hurts so much!"

"Now for the butt!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

*Flashback over!*

*Shivers!*

"Are you okay?"

"Don't worry I'm just peachy. Hey Twilight, I'm finished with the posters!"

"Good, me and our friends will be setting them-up around Equestria, you got the day off okay?" She yelled back from a distance.

"Good look finding him Twi, I'm gonna be playing with Tumble." He replied loudly. "Come-on Tumble, let's go see the arcade, then watch Jontron's 1st episode of Starcade."

"*Gasp!* This castle has it's own arcade?"

"It has much more than just an arcade!"

"Really? I've never been here before."

"Guess I'll have to give you a tour after watching Starcade."

"That would be great! Thanks Spike. (Dang, guess my confession has been delayed.)"

So after the games, Jontron, and the tour, it was time for Tumble to say it! The 2 of them sat at the stairs to the front door.

"*Sigh!* I sure had fun showing you around today Tumble."

"Thanks for having me buddy."

"The sun is setting, your brother Thunderlane must be getting worried."

"He wont mind, anyways I gotta tell you something."

"Yes? (Here it comes, her crush on me is obvious.)"

"Well, please don't hate my brother! I know he stole Rarity from you but please, as an apology, m-maybe you can take me?"

"Use you to spite that jerk?"

"Yes."

"Are you okay with this?"

"Yes, I had a crush on you since the time the pegasi were transporting the water to Cloudsdale. There was something that drew me too you, and I decided not to reject it, in the hopes I could embrace you! That's why I'm always hanging out with you and the guys. So, would you give 'us' a chance?"

"Thunderlane is my frenemy, and dating a friend's sister will just make him angry." He said as he swept Tumble off of her hooves. "I guess I can give this a try." He said with a charming smile.

Then Tumble hugged Spike, while Spike had a sinister smile.

"(Thunderlane, get ready for my revenge.)"

Meanwhile...

"I sense a disturbance in the bros before hoes force." Said Thunderlane.


They are still fighting, but Pinkie's dad was the 1st one to lose the fight! So yeah, can someone get the next letter? Also where is Deezutra?

Meanwhile...

"ACHOO! I'm sick, that's why I'm not in this volume!" Said a sniffling Shogun Deezutra. "Now get the next letter! Zerena my wife, I need you pleeeease."

" *Giggle* Coming with the soup my darling."