"Next is...Gleaming Shield, the R63 Shining Armor." Said Luna.
"Wait, but doesn't Trahzo hate infidelity?" Brak pointed out.
"Doesn't count for R63." Said Trixie.
"Are you sure about that?" Asked Brak.
"Yes, now begin the story."
Spike was invited to the Crystal Empire's Comic con to show what true heroism looked like. His 1st stop was the castle to see his big bro Shining Armor, and sister-in-law Princess Cadence.
"AH!" A scream came as soon as Spike opened the door.
"Take these to my room you monkey!" Spike ran as fast as he could to the thrown room. "Shining, Cadence! What's wro..." Spike then saw a shady unicorn stallion, and a mare version of Shining Armor.
"Spike! Excellent timing little brother!" Said Shining Armor.
"What's going on here?"
"Well..." Cadence began.
*Flashback*
"Shining Armor, great to finally meet you!" Said an enthusiastic fan.
"What about me?" Asked Cadence.
"Eh...anyways, Shining Armor, I'm so glad to finally meet you, so I can finally do this!" Then the stallion used his magic to create a mare version of Shining Armor!
"What the?"
"Now I can finally marry my darling Gleaming Shield!"
"Hey, get back here you creep!"
Then the door opened!
*flashback over*
"And that's what happened."
"Oh."
"Now if you don't mind, I need to be bring this guy to jail...if that mare wakes-up, I want you to hang out with her Spike."
"Roger dodger big bro!"
Some time passed until the mare woke-up.
"Finally, you're awake!"
"Spike?"
"Yep, how are you doing Gleaming Shield?"
"Gleaming Shield? Spike, you know my name is Shining Armor."
"Oh-no, you're a genderbent clone of Shining Armor that was almost taken away by a creepy fan."
"What?!" She looked in the mirror.
"What the Tartarus? I'm a genderbent clone?"
"Yeah, is that a problem?"
"What about Cadence? Is there a Prince Bolero?"
"Nope."
"Oh..." Then she looked down.
"What's wrong Onee-chan?"
Then she blushed. "It's just that, I can't kiss, hold, or love someone."
"Don't be silly sis, you can kiss & hug me, also I'll love you lots!" Then Spike hugged Gleaming Shield.
"You're so cute little brother, but not that kind of love, a special kind of love that only true lovers can feel."
"Hey, I'm not that little, I had the *shiver* talk with Twily."
"She should've waited till you were 16."
"It's fine though, I don't remember what those books look like anymore now that the Golden Oaks Library is gone, but upside I finally got those images outta my head, it was so awkward."
" *Giggle* That's good to hear, when mom & dad had the talk with me, it was very awkward as well, Twily was your age when Mom & Dad gave her the talk also, which was just as awkward."
The 2 talked for what seemed like hours, both sides enjoying the other's company.
"Finally, a mare who doesn't groan when talking about Hockey."
"What about Dash & Scootaloo?"
"They're always busy, so whenever I go to a game, it's usually a sausage fest with Big Mac & Thunderlane."
"That's disappointing, I'd love to go with you Spike." Then an idea popped outta her head. "You know, since 'I'm' not the leader of the Crystal Empire, maybe you could take me home with you."
"*Gasp!* Oh my Fausticorn, you're right!" Then Spike hugged Gleaming Shield tighter.
Gleaming Shield hugged back, then kissed Spike on the forehead, leaving a white kissing mark...that is strange, even though they have no lipstick on, they can still leave a mark with the color of their coat...well except for Rarity, you think someone can make a theory on that?
"I love you cooler Onee-chan."
"I love you too little bro, but don't tell Twily I'm the cooler older sibling."
"Just another secret I keep from her, like how I fart in her coffee when she's not looking."
"Or like how I lied to her about the tuna & told her that the fish were gonna have for dinner was stolen by a cat, when really Dad tripped and dropped it onto a skateboard that went down a tall hill!"
"Or when I said it was that neighbor we had for a few weeks was the one who took the book she was reading, when really, Rainbow Dash & Applejack whom splashed apple juice all over it...though I wondered why the juice they splashed did not smell like apples."
"Um........that was a special kind of juice that comes from a mare."
"Really? Since you're a girl, could you tell me?"
Hey, it's not cheating, Gleaming Shield isn't married to Princess Cadence, it's the Stallion version who's married to the Princess of Love! Fuck everyone who says otherwise!
"How about I show you in your room."
"Okay."
"Man, this guy really does know no bounds, I mean, no one expected incest in this chapter didn't they?" Said Brak.
"Don't worry, at least it wasn't a canon married character with the appropriate gender...that's some strange criteria isn't is?" Said Trixie
"Sounds like want him to be shipped with the R63 Night Light, the mare version Twilight & Shining's dad!" Said Luna.
"Uh..."
"Are we gonna have a fight here?"
"Yep!"
Then all 3 got into a fighting cloud, then The Pie Family & Iron Will joined in on the battle as well!